the scary jokes demos

community gardens demo - the scary jokes

School Days - The Scary Jokes (friends With You Demo)

Apple Pie - The Scary Jokes demo

The Scary Jokes - Apple Pie (demo 2)

The Scary Jokes - Jeannie Youre A Tragedy (demo)

Under Yr Blanket - The Scary Jokes (Emotional Vagrant Demo)

Bed (Help Me) - the scary jokes (poison ivy demo)

Got Too High - the scary jokes (too shy demo 1)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

LYRICS SOON

Got Too High - The Scary Jokes (Too Shy Demo 2)

The Ren & Stimpy Show - the scary jokes (demo)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Physics was too confusing for me
And I don't get chemistry
I almost failed geometry
Which is funny, cause I'm really good at art
But that only goes so far

'Cause all the people around me are
A great big mystery
And I think that that must be

'Cause I'm bad at math
I'm bad at math
I'm bad at math
So bad at math
And I don't understand anything, anything at all

Your car, your dog and all your clothes
Your fingers and your toes
Your skin and teeth and bones
Everyone, from everywhere
Every single strand of hair
And it kinda makes me scared

Cause they're all made of math equations
But I just don't have the patience to solve them all

'Cause I'm bad at math
I'm bad at math
So bad at math
And I don't understand anything, anything at all

I used to think that I was stupid
'Cause of all the things that you said
But I was being too hard on myself
Because some of the most brilliant minds
Can't even draw a straight line
And that's completely fine

So be sure to give yourself a rest
Cause you can't always be the best

And I'm the worst at math
I'm bad at math
I'm bad at math
I'm so bad at math
And I don't understand anything, anything

(I'm) Bad At Math - The Scary Jokes (Bad At Math Demo)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Sweet desert child
Sweet desert child
What are you going to do?

Sweet desert child
Sweet desert child
Where will you go when everyone else has grown, sweet child?

It's gonna be all right
It's gonna be all right
You're not as doomed as you think you are

And when you get cold at night
Hold yourself tight

No one else is going to
Look up at that star that's just for you, sweet child

Sweet desert child
Sweet desert child
Where will you go when everyone else has grown?

Sweet Desert Child - The Scary Jokes (Hold Yourself Tight Demo)

Too Shy - the scary jokes (demo 3)

Untitled / I Luv U - The Scary Jokes (No Leverage / No Pleasure Demo)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

(Ooh ahh) x2
She walks through walks walls
Sets off the smoke alarms
I feel her arms wrapping around me
Her loveliness surrounds me
Like a deadly perfume 
Pink smoke

(Ooh ahh) x2
I'm choking on a memory 
It fills my chest 
I lose my breath thinking about her
I'll try to get by without her
But the air is full of ash
Pink smoke

(Ooh ahh) x2
Pink smoke gets stuck in my throat 
Pink smoke gets stuck in my throat 
When I say her name my heart goes up in flames
It smells so very strange 
Like gasoline and grenadine 
Pink smoke

Pink Smoke  - The Scary Jokes (Pink Smoke Demo 2)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Sweet dreams, I'll see you in the morning
All we need is a few hours sleep
And tomorrow, we'll keep looking for clues
To the riddles spelled out in our soup 

There's a dozen round every corner
What they mean? We have to piece it together 
And tomorrow we'll have it all figured out
We could journey into the blue

There once was a time when we walked crooked lines 
But that's all over now
I'll walk with you into the blue

There's a city somewhere over the mountains
Where the sidewalks are paved with helpful ideas
By tomorrow we'll be out on the highway
Gasoline hanging in the air

There once was a time when we walked crooked lines 
But that's all over now
I'll walk with you into the blue

(Into the blue)
(Into the blue)
There was a traveler (Into the blue)
Who claimed he had all the answers (Into the blue)
He came from Jupiter (Into the blue)
He was only an amateur (Into the blue)
He was all alone
So far from home

There once was a time when we walked crooked lines 
But that's all over now
I'll walk with you into the blue

Tomorrow, We Could Have It All - The Scary Jokes (Toynbee Tiles Demo)

different intro compared to the final release, the vocals dont fade in so they all sound jumbled up and chaotic. it mostly sounds the same overall except for the vocals being slightly off, the backing vocals are fine though.

Catabolic Seed - The Scary Jokes (demo)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

The insects of summer sing a song of sleeping
And the darkness of evening is slowing growing deeper
And I like the way that you look in the cold bitter air of autumn
And though I wish you'd forget me, I'll think of you often 

In December
I'll leave black stains in the wood
In December
Where my cast iron bed once stood

And the radio's playing a song 
And it fills up the cold empty air
But the chords are all coming out wrong
And the music's too lonely to bear
Thank god you won't be there

When I woke up this morning there was a chill in the wind
And the clouds rolled in like a warning
I tried to keep it from getting under my skin
And there's a sign in your yard, and it says that you're going away
I try not to take it too hard for now
But I know it they'll be hell to pay

In December
The shadows will swallow the town
In December
They'll pass over all of the houses

And I'll still be sleeping
When the shadows climb up the stairs
And the sadness will silently creep in
And follow me everywhere 
Thank god you won't be there

Now there's a warmth in your voice that I haven't heard in a while
I'm happy to see you look so well these days
I'm glad to see you smiling 
So, go
Where the weather is fair
Wherever you go
I'm sure you'll be much happier there
'Cuz don't we know well that misery loves company
So I guess it's just as well that you stay the hell away from me

'Cuz the winters of my heart, they just go on and on
And the days are so dark, and the nights are so long
And I know it sounds wrong, and I know it sounds bad, but I'm glad you'll be gone

Cast Iron Bed - The Scary Jokes (Poison Ivy Grows Demo)

wait for you - the scary jokes (demo)

nyack - the scary jokes (Car Phone (funny) demo)

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the scary jokes demos

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