A insturmental that is often played at live shows we hope people attend and enjoy, as it creates the calming mood describing a cowboy who had to cahnge carrers to be a gigalo to survive the recession.

Play The Good One

Big Ol' Sperm Shooter

A more bass oriented tune with many hidden meanings howver untimately a relationship that got messy but ultiimatly still functioned... kinda like all of them.

Mouth Work

A song for all the hecklers and the people who do not know the appropriate response to band crowd interaction at gigs... a bit of an angry one.

A lovely song about our favioure clarinet playing casheir embracing his inner love for the meleancholic northerner.

Squidward The Morrissey Fan

The Featured Track from the New EP, about the constant mania caused annually by Ofsted inspectors in the public school system, Have fun and do a lot of dancing to this is the corridors

The O Men

3 Piece Post-Hardcore band From North England with the goal of writing and Recording aggressive, energetic, funny and loud music into the world... Ta Da!

Rock Music Of Canada