WAYNE GRETZKY

if i was a member of aerosmith - a fantasy song

If i was a member of aerosmith
I'd stay with the groupies fuckin plenty chicks
I'd play two songs and then i'd dip, oh yeah

If i was a member of aerosmith
I'd get up on stage and take a shit
I'd break steven's mic and joey's sticks, oh yeah

and needless to say, i wouldn't play in time
every show would be an opportunity to get away with crime
i'd spit on each and every fan, i'd piss in steven's shoes
i'd hit joe in the mouth with the stratocaster that he was about to use
oh yeah, if i was in aerosmith (x2)

if i was a member of aerosmith
we'd improvise noise and never play our hits
our fans would walk away saying we should quit, oh yeah

if i was a member of aerosmith
i'd always try to stage dive onto kids
i'd feel more accomplished if i broke their ribs, oh yeah

and needless to say, i wouldn't play in time
every show would be an opportunity to get away with crime
i'd spit on each and every fan, i'd piss in steven's shoes
i'd hit joe in the mouth with the stratocaster that he was about to use
oh yeah, if i was in aerosmith (x2)

and needless to say, i wouldn't play in time
every show would be an opportunity to get away with crime
i'd spit on each and every fan, i'd piss in steven's shoes
i'd hit joe in the mouth with the stratocaster that he was about to use
oh yeah, if i was in aerosmith (x4)

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