This was a banger back then, and still a banger now. It's crazy how FSR dropped an amazing album and just left the music scene. I was somehow managed to track down a guy in Spit Yo-Yo Mafia and he talked about some things. But, I think FSR is a ghost in the wind now.

I still call it Green shit due to this song lmao

The fact this was made in 2006 still baffles me. The production values on a rap for Halo 2 blows man other fan made raps till THIS DAY. 17 fucking years killing you where you spawn

The Taliban is back in town, the boat is gone, the American gay pride flag is safe, The OC Fair ruins pig races, Catfish Ninja busts another ped*phile and plays taser tag with a trans woman, the Bella saga unwinds on the Killstream, "scientism", bad editing jobs on boob reveal GIFs, what to do about a nosey girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 271 - Dick on Talibants

THIS ONE IS ABOUT A GAME I PLAYED IN THE 90S

Kabuto The Python - Fuckin Nanosaur

Glowing Mushrooms

Made for The Dick Show

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THE DICK SHOW

ENIGMA RIDER feat. THE DICK SHOW

All the music that I was able to find for Futuristic Sex Robotz.  

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Hotel Coral Essex

Don't Make Us Kick Your Ass

Hey, Ladies

Back In The Day

Help pay for condoms at patreon.com/kendollinhide
Lyrics: http://txt.do/d7es2

TDS Babes

So, several months ago I tried to buy a shirt
With my honey's credit card while she was gone at work
Something's wrong that shirt it gone
From https://shop.thedickshow.com/

Well I got a little pissed off and made a threatening .gif and see
It became a campaign check my twitter history
#restockmorlocks the hashtag my life's work
Gotta get my hands on that discontinued nice shirt

Bent on revenge "RESTOCK OR BE SORRY, SIR!"
Went insane, became a Shirt Justice Warrior
2 hours go by, Dick won't like my latest tweet?
Fin, FUCK YOU now I want is complimentary

That means for free, Dick I e-mailed my address
With detailed instructions for sending the package
Don't fucking cross me, I have quite the arsenal
Of rhymes about face size - it's business AND personal

Been spending my days in Canada Post's lobby
Pacing and waiting "No mail today, sorry"
Chucks Dick called my bluff, he's just laughing at me prob-ly
Guess he knows his stupid shows my only fuckin' hobby

Thought I'd have to team up with Cameron Clarke
But it turns out Dick is big-handed, thin and smart
'Cause he's restocked Morlocks (for a limited time)
Every Dickhead should own one, I'll tell ya shy

If you buy this shirt, you're gonna get your peen sucked
If you buy this shirt, you'll never ever be cucked
If you buy this shirt, you'll get 72 virgins
So buy this shirt, black, red or blue version

If you buy this shirt, chicks will say "sign my boobs!"
If you buy this shirt, friends won't say "help me move"
If you buy this shirt, Crippled Jesus's mom will wink at you ;)
So buy this shirt and watch your stupid shitty life improve

All these 20-somethin's gonna flock to you like "let's get hammered"
Taking turns, they'll suck you off (even if you don't own a hammer)
Cheaper than the Autoblow 2.0 - just buy one shirt
Or a few, one or two backups wouldn't hurt

Hotties gonna claw at you, bruising you all black & blue
Battle scars from getting pummeled by about a thousand boobs
Bitches with the hottest shoes publicly ask to sleep with you
When you wear a Morlocks shirt, impossible to get #meetoo'd

Kinda like a safety net, trust me you can safely bet
You'll even me able to get ancient puss like Haley's wet
That's right folks, no meat's too dry
So step right up and choose your size!

Nah, Dick don't discriminate, Tanner dude you're fuckin' great
You too can use this shirt to get some hunky penis dates
Top, bottom, left, right, cocks and bums
Best invest in a snorkel, you'll be swimmin' in cum!

Sold out once, so tragic
Second chance, we have it
To buy this piece of clothing that is LITERALLY MAGIC!
Possessed by sexy spirits, it animates see?
Gives a lovely cotton handy with it's 3/4 sleeve

Limited time offer, though shalt not sleep
Holy Moses flash your staff, legs will spread like sea
Any lady that you touch will be in ecstasy
You just grab 'em by the pussy "This is cummin' with me!"

If you buy this shirt, hollow points can't stop you
If you buy this shirt, Chaos Cowboy will unblock you
If you buy this shirt, you can stop paying taxes
So buy this shirt if you enjoy tits and asses

If you buy this shirt, you'll never go to Greenland
If you buy this shirt, Sean will be your best friend
So buy this shirt now and listen up closely
Add a note to seller reminding Dick that he owes me...

*The instrumental is called "Afternoon Soul" by Gramatik and has been used without permission*

If You Buy This Shirt

I'm just a babadook, looking for a co-host
Someone who knows I don't like, to run ads on my website
Gotta be a lady (a real lady) and hold my hand in public (like you mean it!)
Just know if you piss me off, I'll have to run and tell your boss

I'm horny lets do it, right in my bedroom
My nightstand's waiting, put your stuff on it
I'm horny lets do it, right in my bedroom
My Casper is waiting, we should hump on it

Sitting here stalking
Liking all your dumb tweets
Just hoping I'll have a chance
To get in those yoga pants
Can I have the body
From your next abortion? (late term please)
Some think they should go to waste
They're allowed to have bad taste

I have so much cool shit, right in my bedroom
My sharks are hanging, what a great product
I have so much cool shit, right in my bedroom
My fan's oscillating. No, wait. It's broken

Yeah you're gonna be famous Haley (Whoah)
Is our podcast doing well? (Noooooo)
Bitch don't be delusional (Ohhhhh)
But I still wanna hump you baby (Nooooo)
But I taught you podcasting (Sooooo?)
Sex is something I feel I'm owed

E-mailing three thots, my wood's hot like a matchstick
When we meet in person, they see stars - that's a hat trick
The galaxy weighs on my mind, these e-hoes just can't hack it
Tomorrow I'll be solo spread my slime out on this mattress

Morlock pricks see my pics say "This cuck's insane"
Need a slick trick to win chicks? I've just the thing
Twitter bitches love victims, I simply say
"I'm being picked on by Dick, Nick and Justin Whang!"

All you meanies make linguine spew routinely from my pie hole
Still I drive ladies crazy maybe it's cause I'm there idle
Hands be fast as lightening, e-mails, tweets or fingering
This sexy devil's playthings all surprised to learn their King can sing

"I'm the greatest, the greatest man in the world
Come on give this bed a whirl, move in with me be my girl - lalala"
Destination wedding Haley baby, I'm just thinking
Out loud how 'bout Italy on my green screen

Hey Haley, let's do it right in my bedroom
I'm masturbating, since you don't want it
On reddit they're hating, on my cool bedroom
My roommates are mating, guess I'll just watch them...

[Based on the song Pony by Ginuwine]

Follow Fig Bat Digger Nick. He's quite the specimen!
https://twitter.com/ceejaypes
https://www.instagram.com/figbat_diggernick/
https://www.facebook.com/FigbatCJ/

Serious thank you to those suckers still paying me $ for these songs at patreon.com/kendollinhide

My Bedroom (feat. Fig Bat Digger Nick)

So I got this Two Notes Torpedo Live which is a loadbox and very customizable cab sim/IR unit wrapped into one.  Plugged my Laney Ironheart into it and of course used my Protone Misha Mansoor Signature Overdrive pedal in front and the tone was most pleasing!

Whipped up a quick clip to demo the sounds, hope ya dig!

Guitar is my Jackson Custom Shop 7 (the blue sparkle one) with BKP Aftermaths tuned to Drop Ab.  

Two Notes Torpedo/Protone Misha Mansoor OD Pedal/Laney Ironheart Test Clip

Just a fan wanting to make sure music doesn't disappear...

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