What have I become? 
I have no friends...
Everyone who votes
Doesn't want me to win...
And you could have it all
My empire of guac
I won't let you down
But you won't let me talk...
If I could start again
With a different name
I'd be the president
And I'd win unlike McCain...

What Have I Become? (A Tribute to Jeb)

I was trying
To find the G-spot
When all of a sudden
My finger fell off, and I was like
"Bitch.. Did you're vagoo just eat MYYY finger?"
And she was like "Yes... I have a rare condition called vagina dentata..."
VAGINA DENTATA
VAGINA DENTATA
VAGINA DENTATA
VAGINA DENTATA

Tulpa The Morning To You

Vagina Dentata

Absolutely Abhorrent Post (Lil Wayne x Madeon)

Repeating digits confirm. 
Meme magic is truth.

Gangsta Owl

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