This song goes out to anyone who loves eating baby seals and polar bears, save a carnivore and eat a vegan!

Verse1: I tried eating Vegan this one time, But then that Fucking Vegan Escaped, why does what we eat have to be a dramatic trend, i miss the gold ol' days when you could eat a bald eagle.
Pre Chorus: And now all the fucking hipsters are up in arms, ever since i get my dinner from baby seal farms.
Chorus: Nobody cares.... That your to much of a pussy to eat polar bears, Nobody gives a fuck.... that you wont eat milk or eggs so save a carnivore and eat a vegan.
Verse2:  Have you ever wondered why lions dont eat tofu, it's this thing called Evolution you self righteous Fuck, have you ever wondered why you throw like a toddler, you can't get essential proteins from eating a rainbow.
Pre Chorus: And now all the fucking hipsters are up in arms, ever since i get my dinner from baby seal farms.
Chorus: Nobody cares.... That your to much of a pussy to eat polar bears, Nobody gives a fuck.... that you wont eat milk or eggs so save a carnivore and eat a vegan.
Chorus: Nobody cares.... That your to much of a pussy to eat polar bears, Nobody gives a fuck.... that you wont eat milk or eggs so save a carnivore and eat a vegan.
Outro: Rob: Put that meat in your mouth (do it), James: don't be afraid (Rob: that looks delicious) to just give it your all (rob: MMMM) and eat anything, thats the way it goes sometimes (Rob: I can jizz on your food)Make sure you get extra crunchy fries, (rob: mmm delicious)And get a hamburger and some milk (Rob: oh and some onion rings) and some eggs (rob: bacon wrapped onion rings, oh man, chicken mcnuggets gotta have the chicken mcnuggets) and a mcmuffin and some chicken.... omg, I ABSALUTLY LOVE BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, DO IT, BACON, BACON, EAT IT, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH... WEEEEEEWEEEEEEWEEEE, Hear that? that's the sound of Flavor

Eat A Vegan (No Pun Intended)

Rob: Hey Hey James do you know how many twitter followers Charlie Sheen Has? James: How Many? Rob: Not As Much As The Guy Who Stole His Job. James: hahaha. Rob: OHHHH

Eh Carlos Irwin This ones for you mang, well atleast ashton didn't steal denise richards from you.

verse1: well i'm looking at you on the internet and let me tell you what, i found out alot of really useless FUCKING facts about you.
but the one that stood out to me is the fact that you have HIV YEAH!

Chorus: Charlie Sheen's not so clean living in the shadow of Ashton Kutcher!, about the only thing Ashton can not take is his HIV!, something about smoking crack (James: Crack? what?)he does alot of that (James: Oh yeah, this is true) and.. HIV thats all there is to it, HA HIV!

Verse2: here we go again (Rob: here we go again yeah!)another day same FUCKING story you don't (Rob: OMG) really understand exactly what goes on (Rob: Drama) in charlie sheen's life, Tigerblood (Winning) Prostitutes (Winning)More Crack (Winning) Fucking Hotshots 1 and 2 were fucking good (Rob: that actually was winning) yeah that was great... Atleast you don't live in the shadows of ASHTON KUTCHER!!, i will tell you that this is not TWO AND A HALF MEN

Chorus: Charlie Sheen's not so clean living in the shadow of Ashton Kutcher!, about the only thing Ashton can not take is his HIV!
His brother was the coach in the Mighty Ducks (EMILIO!!) and his dad played the president i mean what else has he got other then hot shots really?
Well i want you to know (Rob: oh yeah james buddy what's that?) that this  is the way it goes (Rob: Shitty deal) you know honestly he played his cards (Rob: Like so bad)he slept with fucking pornstars (Rob: he even slept with me) like give me a break, then he's like "I've been HIV positive for a while" (Rob: WINNING) NO FUCKING SHIT!, I Think that tiger blood was a little tainted what do you think?

Chorus: Charlie Sheen's not so clean living in the shadow of Ashton Kutcher!, about the only thing Ashton can not take is his HIV!Chorus: Charlie Sheen's not so clean living in the shadow of Ashton Kutcher!, about the only thing Ashton can not take is his HIV!
Also Ashton Is way sexier then you (TRUE) and is actually a better actor
OH BRO YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!
HAHAHAAHAHAHA, CHECH BURN!

Charlie Sheen Got Punk'd

HEY DONALD TRUMP, THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU BUDDY, GET READY YOU THINK YOUR GOOD ENOUGH TO BE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT, I WISH YOU A FAIRWELL.

verse1: what the fuck happened to America (AMERICA), one nation under god that needs an enema (An Enema), the good old land of the brave and free, is watching the apprentice on a killing spree.
pre chorus: i wanna kill myself to think about it, you in charge of the country, your just gonna fuck us all over, it doesn't even matter to me because i'm Canadian.
chrous: Donald trumps hair is gonna kill us all, that psychotic toupe' will make this country fall, Donald trumps hair piece made him a dozen, now he hates muslims and fucks his own cousin.
SERIOUSLY HE FUCKS HIS OWN COUSIN? WELL I GUESS HE DID SAY HE'D FUCK HIS OWN DAUGHTER... WEIRD.
verse2: well we can't blame the man if we wanna be fair, he's just a victim of demonic hair, that nasty little rug that sits on his head, he likes to doggy style his cuz in his bed.
pre chorus: well iiiiiiiii say FUCK YOU, haha, like i said before it actually doesn't mean shit to me because i'm Canadian EH!
I AS DONALD TRUMP THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I SOLEMLY SWEAR THAT I FUCK MY OWN COUSIN
chrous: Donald trumps hair is gonna kill us all, that psychotic toupe' will make this country fall, Donald trumps hair piece made him a dozen, now he hates muslims and fucks his own cousin.
FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP!

RJ Band