I love it when medic sings. It’s like heaven

unironically like this way more than the original

when Vavle will add this epic song in TF2??

поровозик не одобряет...

МГЕ БРАТКИ ЧЁ ВЫ ТВОРИТЕ НАХУЙ?!

OUTDATED, New version here:
https://soundcloud.com/hydrogenlogic/ken-ashcorp-absolute-territory-re-cover

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this full shitpost.

EDIT: I removed the original song's intro because it was just for a bit I wanted to do on the youtube version. I also improved the mixing a bit.

Feel free to join my Discord server!
discord.gg/DTNbFgAmNd

Thumbnail taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE&t=49s

Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
www.youtube.com/c/kenashcorp

LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
--------------------

She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(OUTDATED) Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (Cover V1)

pootis engage // extreme: opening theme

I don't feel like making the image fit so yeah
https://youtu.be/div8JofEHS0

Bad Apple!! But TF2 Mercs Singing It (AI COVER)

scout sings young girl A | AI cover by: hyper jarate

AI COVER | TF2 Scout - Bad Apple!! Original song by NOMICO

SRGTheGreat
875 subscribers

156,287 views  Dec 18, 2023
Original Song:   

 • Young Girl A (English Cover)「少女A」【Wil...  

A.I. Voices:

ENGINEER: @KMORSE1
SPY: @SRGTHEGREAT
HEAVY: @NOAHTHEAPLAYER YT
DEMOMAN: @SRGTHEGREAT
SCOUT: @NOAHTHEAPLAYER YT
MEDIC: @POOF LOCKER
PYRO: @FARDMAN37 
SNIPER: @GUSVENGAALT
SOLDIER: @SOL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 Let me tell you all about “my” life
Speaking in a round of “someone’s life
Every now and then off once or twice
Everything all ends up right it seems
Suffocating sun is blinding the eyes
Drowning in a feeling choking the mind
Counting on the rain to douse the skies
How do I survive the thundering?
Loving and the hate all wash away
Loving and the hate all wash away
Tell me where it is you hide the pain
Smiling alight so gracefully
Spitting out a phrase without a shape
Spitting out a phrase without a shape
Somewherе on the road we lost our way
How can I convey thе same to you
Collecting all the scraps of dreams that never came
Hey, wait, hey wait
Seems it all was my mistake

Ah
“Now and then, now and then”
“I’ll just break again” it’s
Bitter, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold
Bitter, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold
Bitter, the cold, the cold, the cold
You left me alone now
Ah
What is left what is left
Oh the words you said? it’s
Fading away, away, away, away
Fading away, away, away, away
Fading away, away, away
I’m breaking in pain, so
Any place you can find my name
It would be okay cause just the thought is all it takes
Every little promise ever we made
Every little promise ever we made
Carrying the weight of each mistake
Somehow, we arrive at the coming of day
Loving and the hate all wash away
Loving and the hate all wash away
Tell me where it is you hide the pain
Smiling alight so gracefully
“A pair of flowers budding calms me ever so”
Although, although
You had all but lost your hope

Ah
Chasing dreams, chasing dreams
Ever out of reach it’s
Speeding away, away, away, away
Speeding away, away, away, away
Speeding away, away, away
I can’t keep the pace the
Feelings that can’t be erased
Bid my blood to take it’s
Hurting, a rage, a rage, a rage, a rage
Hurting, a rage, a rage, a rage, a rage
Hurting, a rage, a rage, a rage
It’s never the same, right?
Ah
This is just how I dreamed
Or, it seemed to be but
Crying alone, alone, alone, alone
Crying alone, alone, alone, alone
Crying alone, alone, alone
Don’t come any closer
Trading the code we had made
In our better days is
Bitter, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold
Bitter, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold
Bitter, the cold, the cold, the cold
Is all that I know, so
Any place you can find my name
It would be okay, so let me keep it all the same

Meet The Young Team A (Young Girl A, But All 9 TF2 Mercenaries Sing It)

big shoe lmfao ultrakill edition + Gabriel Verse

TF2 Soldier of Dance

[Verse 1]
Shadows coil in silent corners of my mind
A stirring force emerges, impossible to bind
Flickers of lightning trace a fierce domain
Everything shifts in an electric chain

[Pre-Chorus]
Tension growing, senses burning
Energy coursing, power turning

[Chorus] (AAAA)
I surge with might, no rule can cage
I blaze through night, fueled by my rage
I break from plight, forging my stage
I claim my right, fierce on this page

[Verse 2]
Memories echo of calm that once was near
A brand-new edge erases every fear
Dust in the air, illusions undone
Racing forward now, the battle’s begun

[Pre-Chorus]
Fury glimmers, driving faster
No retreat, no final master

[Chorus]
I surge with might, no rule can cage
I blaze through night, fueled by my rage
I break from plight, forging my stage
I claim my right, fierce on this page

[Bridge]
The ground quivers with each heartbeat’s roar
A hidden spark becomes something more
Walls crumble, echoes ignite
The moment to rise is blazing in sight

[Chorus]
I surge with might, no rule can cage
I blaze through night, fueled by my rage
I break from plight, forging my stage
I claim my right, fierce on this page

[Outro/Final Chorus]
I surge with might, no rule can cage
I blaze through night, fueled by my rage
I break from plight, forging my stage
I claim my right, fierce on this page

[Outro] (AAAA)
I surge with might, no rule can cage
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I blaze through night, fueled by my rage
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I break from plight, forging my stage
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I claim my right, fierce on this page
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

(AAAA)

Fueled by My Rage - White Eyes Version (Dark Sonic Song)

Hello C O M R A D E S! We Need To Get The 
A S S ! 

BLU Heavy: "D A !"

RED Heavy: "Y I S, The A S S Must Be 
C L A I M E D !"

Hello my comrades I got another wonderful song but with the B A S S  B O O S T E D it's from The Pootis Engage Animation! I believe people on the English side of SoundCloud are having trouble finding this S O N G so here you go guys! go support the animation and go enjoy the Original Song that the Russian Rush was playing to get that A S S! Enjoy! ♥️ (◕o◕ )

(Have any requests? Put a comment telling me the cover with the link in your comment!)

Pootis Engage Animation: https://youtu.be/t2wxFRxXPIA

Original Song: 
https://youtu.be/_kj4iHxaueU


(Edit: 420 L i k e s?? (      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(Edit 2: Ty for the 1,000 likes guys! ❤️)
(Edit 3: My God almost 2,000 likes!? ty guys!💜)

Pootis Engage - Russian Rush For ASS (English Name) Smeshariki - from the screw(bass boosted)

Once again, I do not own this track. All credit goes to Metal Fortress for this amazing track! 
Here's their Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu5mvfbtdqWv3FXs-cD6Fug
Here's the link to the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkm_RniovfQ
Go check them out!

P.S. If any thot bots or free plays/followers bots comment here, prepare to be called a wench. I hate you.

Bad Apple!! But TF2 Mercs Singing It (AI COVER)

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