Fed up with erotica about Carmen and Lorenzo on holiday in Italy?

You can't fantasise about that! You can't relate! It's not believable!

Well, here is some erotica for the working person. Erotica for those on a budget. 

The type of erotica you can get arouse to whilst doing a tax return at the same time.

Enjoy.
@elf_lyons

Elf Lyons - London Budget Erotica - Part 1

Elf's Imaginary Film Podcast - Episode 1: Ryan Lane

Elf's Imaginary Film Podcast - Episode Two: Tobias H-W Yawwn

Melisandre is a life style guru and fairyologist.

Melisandre - Health and Wellness Guru

Part one of a mysterious mystery surrounding HILDA and MR SMITH - THE SPECTRUM and Angela Lansbury.

THE SPECTRUM TAPES - PART ONE

Absurdist drag characters Mr Smith and Hilda retell their stage adventure of defeating Angela Lansbury.

THE SPECTRUM TAPES - Part Two

First attempt at ever writing a short horror story.

It is called THE EXEAT.

If you enjoy it, please consider giving a couple of quid into my kofi page: Ko-fi.com/elflyons 

Music by InspectorJ of Freesound.org
- https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/370937/

EXEAT - Short Story

Saint Bernard is a singer song writer. She went bird watching.... but can you hear something in the background?