SAVE THE EAGLE

The Bonellis Eagle is an endangered species found in the Tarragona region of Catalunya.Today just 55 breeding pairs are left.The population is under threat from hundreds of proposed wind farm projects. The Ametlló wind farm, includes 10 monstrous wind turbines of an unprecedented 180 mtrs in height. These turbines would make them the largest on-land project in Spain and are to be placed exactly where there are regular sitings of this ‘protected’ bird.  We are all for renewable energies, but not when they kill our wildlife.

We made this track to raise awareness of what is happening in L`Ametlla de Mar, Tarragona, Catalunya, Spain. It features samples of the Eagle and birdlife in the area. The rising synthesiser signifies its current freedom with lonely piano and sad strings a constant reminder of their unknown fate. Underneath the danceable beat is the ominous tick tock of the clock, counting down to their extinction. 

Save the Eagle, Rave with the Eagle!

Please share this non-commercial release to help raise awareness. For more information contact Shitz n Giggles directly.

Save The Eagle

One terrible Tuesday, Giggles and Shitz found themselves unable to see all the pure joy available in the world. Through many hours of trial and error Shitz eventually found an innovative solution. This unique method enables anyone to feel instantly better, no matter how hard your Saturday night was.  It is provided here free of charge to anyone who listens to this track. The technique is simple. Buy a 6 string guitar and strum along until you feel better. It´s a Hip New Therapy that everyone can try...spread the word now!

Hip New Therapy

Going Away

As an utter idiot once said "If you believe you´re a citizen of the world, then you´re a citizen of nowhere" Therefore, if you are living in 2022  pretty much everyone is a Citizen of Nowhere....this track is a celebration of that.

Citizen Of Nowhere

Giggles was wondering where Shitz had got to. Turns out they were halfway to the moon. 

The Moon, The Moooooon.....

The Moon

In 1771 an unknown cowboy was meandering across the prairie when he came across an ARP 2600 synthesizer, carelessly left on the trail by time travelers from 1971, 200 years in the future. Upon discovery of the strange device, the cowboy engaged the arpeggiator and began creating rhythms the like of which had never been heard. The cacophony drew the attention of passing bandits and ended in disaster. Fortunately, the encounter was preserved on a wax cylinder but lost on the vast plains until recently. Discovered by Shitz n Giggles and presented for your audible pleasure here is the remastered version of this fateful encounter.

Cowboys

This song was written by a man who had become increasingly frustrated with his husband. 

His lover was driving him crazy.

Not because he was treated badly, not because he was betrayed. Not even because Playstation was banned after 10 pm. Nor did the frustration arise when version number 8,756 of this song had been played for the 100th time. 

No, he was being driven crazy because they refused to wear a mask.

The moral of this story is don´t drive people crazy. Wear a mask people...

Ker - Ray - Zee

Using the voice of Author, Philosopher & Neuroscientist Sam Harris. Sampled from his Making Sense Podcast at the start of our lockdown here in Barcelona. The samples were taken from his podcast when Covid 19 was just starting and the world was coming to terms with what was going on. 

Here in Spain we were about to undergo one of the strictest lockdowns in the world. His summary of the situation completely encapsulated the fear & uncertainty I was experiencing at that time. Our city of Barcelona, normally noisy, crowded & vibrant became closed, deserted & silent. Except for the sirens of ambulances & police cars. 

During lockdown we were only allowed out to purchase food. Not even exercise was allowed. 

Over the course of the 92 days that we were confined and having some experience in bands and playing keyboard I purchased a Native Instruments Maschine, which is an electronic music production system. I enrolled in an on-line course and taught myself how to sample, record & produce. 

This track was one of the first that I worked on and my new found ability to make music is one of the good things that came out of lockdown.

I’ve tried to get hold of Sam several times to get his permission to use the samples but he hasn’t replied. He seems like a reasonable fella though and as this release on Sound cloud is obviously not for commercial reasons. I hope you enjoy, share, like & subscribe.

Covid 19 ( Feat. Sam Harris)

This song was made using a sample of a famous billionaire called Bill. Captured from a secret meeting held in a laundrette near Ramsgate. It proves without any shadow of a doubt the illuminati, not just content with selling us light bulbs, have more nefarious plans for us, the people. 

The recording reveals that a secret cabal of influential individuals, under the cover of covid, are drawing plans against us! Using sniffer dogs trained in pencil and semi-transparent paper trailing they are able to track and then trace our every move. They hide their identities by growing beards and changing their social media usernames with alarming frequency. 

Beware! Their plan is complete world domination and they will achieve this by inserting Fish & Chips into our diets. These chips will then make their way to our stomachs where they will stay, FOREVER! 

The only way to defeat this nefarious plan is to eat less fried potatoes and engage in endeavours of a cardiovascular nature.  We must rise up and fight! Begin a vigorous exercise program immediately! Join a health club and become part of the movement to defeat them. 

You have been warned! Where we go one, We should go all to the gym!

Double Dollar Bill

I put together this track the same afternoon that severe lockdown measures were announced in Barcelona, for the second time.

Later in the week I was fined (between Euro 301 & 6000. I have yet to find out how much) for walking my dog after 22:00. I was told that I could only walk him between the hours of 4:00am & 6:00 am. Yes, you read that correctly, someone somewhere thinks this is reasonable. 

Listen, I follow the rules.  I have been following the rules since they were enforced I wear a mask when outside to protect others. I’m not a conspiracy theorist and I understand the severity of the pandemic. 

But, it is now illegal to run certain businesses. It is illegal to be outside after certain times, it is illegal to visit my mates in the countryside. I’m a criminal if I invite my closest friends over for a party. I break the law if I try and live my life with a degree of normalcy.

I gave up part of my life to protect others, for 3 months I didn’t leave my flat unless it was to buy food or walk the dog. Now there is good chance I have to do that again.

We all sacrificed freedoms to give the world a chance to help others. Now it just feels like that time was squandered. Where is the track & trace app? Where are the tests? Where are the plans to protect & help the business & individuals whose lives are being devastated by this?

It is clear we have to learn to live with the virus. Our lives are going to change. We are going to have to continue to make changes.  There must be another option than to live under the permanent threat of lockdown. 

This track is not typical for me and this project is meant to be a bit of fun. But it captures the tedium and frustration I am currently feeling about the state of our lives…

Let´s hope it changes soon.

Lockdown Comedown

Giggles had to make a desicion. 

She asked Shitz " What should I do?" 

Shitz replied...

Go 4 It

Earlier this year Giggles started to feel unwell. At first we thought it could be Covid. Maybe it was stomach ache, maybe it was a headache or simply back ache? 

Several tests later and following a full examination by the best minds of our generation, it was proclaimed that the blame was due to the disappearance of large gatherings of people listening and dancing to electronic music. The prognosis had been given, and it wasn’t looking good. 

Giggles had been exposed to the dreaded Party Ache! 

Fortunately, the technology exists to ease the suffering inflicted by this terrible disease. Turn up your speakers. Put on your dancing shoes. The only proven vaccine has just been launched and it is guranteed to be free of all genetic mutations and 5G. 

It’s available right now, no need to wait... just click right here and help yourself. 

Share this and help others too. 
Stay Home | Dance | Save Lives.   #PartyAcheIsReal

Party Ache

Remix of "Icicles" from Detroit based band Palace Pîer. Check out the original track and their music here :-

C - https://palacepier.bandcamp.com/
Site - https://palacepierband.com/

Streaming - 

https://open.spotify.com/album/73z6l6U0rCXayS3wOzgKMV?si=J33QQXDoT4ylHvxuDGyWDw

FB -  https://www.facebook.com/palacepier001
IG - https://www.instagram.com/palace.pier001/

Icicles (re - Mix)

Go With The Flow

Crafting sine waves since time began. Shitz was bestowed the ancient talisman of melody by the shaman of Duran. Giggles developed the eclectic snare after completing the Balearic quest on level 98 of the final, Final Fantasy. The only thing known about N is that they are exponential. Everything else about this enigmatic figure is shrouded in secrecy.  Enjoy the Electronic nonsense written, performed, produced & mixed on Native Instruments equipment. Created in a bedroom that doubles as an office, used to be a kitchen, and was almost a bathroom...

Shitz n Giggles

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