The Barbershop is back in session!!... *ahem*… after… an extended hiatus. We laugh REALLY hard at the “Hustler”. Fauci sounds dumb. The TNDP Squad explains their absence. How 2020 affected The Squad. The checks were crisp. Who was the father of racism? Trump speaks to those who are frightened by the waning age of European aggression. The Biz is 30,000 feet in the air. Ironman and The Professor want to punch someone in the face. Emotional arguments. A new short film with Aabidah Muhammad and Lightspeed.

BONUS: Ironman Abdullah apparently cannot pronounce “Cinematography”

News Reporter is Rachel Bovard. Clip Courtesy of The Hill’s Rising:
https://youtu.be/_KDI3qzxdqg

Senator Paul & Dr. Fauci clip courtesy of CNBC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnb2Yxri6eY

Aabidah Muhammad IG: https://www.instagram.com/aabidabbi/

LightSpeed IG: https://www.instagram.com/lightspeedarts/
LightSpeed Website: https://www.luvlightspeed.com

Tania Fernandes Anderson for District 7:
https://www.facebook.com/Tania4D7/
https://www.instagram.com/tania4d7/
https://taniaford7.com

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TNDP 0045 | Gaining Function NOT Gain In Function

0045 - Gain Of Function

The TNDP squad is joined by a special guest, Author and Tech Entrepreneur Brother Khalid Mustafa - However, quite frustratingly, The Professor and our guest fervently debate each other about crypto for 90 minutes. We understand if you skip this one....

TNDP

TNDP | 0046 - The Great Crypto Strawmen

0046 - Crypto Strawmen

Part 1 of a new podcast called "A Muslim Life" Brother Khalid Ali Mustafa is in the Studio. He shares his life journey, overcoming a life of extreme violence and hardship to become a Muslim and a tech entrepreneur.

A Muslim Life

TNDP | 0047 - TNDP Presents: A Muslim Life - Brother Khalid Mustafa

0047 - TNDP Presents: A Muslim Life - Khalid Mustafa Part 1

The second and final part of the first episode of A Muslim Life. Brother Khalid talks about what he has learned and where he is now.

0048 - TNDP Presents: A Muslim Life - Brother Khalid Mustafa Part 2

0048 - TNDP Presents: A Muslim Life - Khalid Mustafa Part 2

The barbershop is back in session responding to comments from the listeners. Fauci most likely lied. We're not anti-vax. We're not Rand Paul fanboys. Freedom of speech.

BONUS: Creepy guy interrupts the podcast, rainbows and lowering our gaze.

News clip courtesy of Breaking Points w/ Saagar Enjeti & Krystal Ball. They can be found at: https://www.youtube.com/c/breakingpoints

0049 - Clarifications

Today on the 50th episode of The Not Dumb Podcast and the 3rd episode of A Muslim Life, TNDP sits down with author, political activist and former Guantanamo Bay detainee, Brother Mansoor Adayfi. Brother Mansoor was detained at Guantanamo Bay as "detainee 441" for 14 years during the aftermath of 9/11. He was not a 9/11 co-conspirator. It was a very unfortunate case of mistaken identity. Brother Mansoor was released from Guantanamo Bay in 2016, without charge, and now lives in Belgrade Serbia. His book detailing the events of his time spent at Guantanamo Bay is "Don't Forget Us Here: Lost and Found at Guantanamo Bay" by Hachette Books.

0050 - TNDP Presents: A Muslim Life - Mansoor Adayfi Part 1

TNDPLastEpisode Rough Cut

We talk about Black Boy Magic and Womens professional sports then we get frustrated with politics and start yelling.

0002 - TNDP - Black Boy Magic

0002 | TNDP - Black Boy Magic

Iman and Shimon talk about Ramadan, faux arab accents and crying.

Ramadan Mubarak

0004 | TNDP - Thursday High 5 - Ramadan Mubarak

Iman and Shimon discuss stress and Ramadan and death during Ramadan. Iman and Shimon remember Brother Marzuq Muhammad. Iman talks about celebrities he's met... but not Cory Booker.

0005 | TNDP - Thursday Hi5 - Stressful Ramadan

Shimon and Iman sit down with Ishaq and Suleiman of "Patriot Care Fine Landscaping and Lawn Care" to see if TNDP can assist them in building a plan that will increase efficiency and improve management of investment spending. This is not the typical TNDP podcast. Also - The audio is terrible. The regular podcasting "studio" was taken so Shimon and Iman had to make do in another room with an uncontrollable AC unit.

0007 | TNDP BUS-101: Patriot Care (part 1)

Iman is feeling lazy. Shimon insists on calling his son Junior even though he doesn't like it. Iman decides to call him Shay Dubz. Then they discuss terrible music. Shimon's son plays some of his music for the listeners. Iman and Shimon berate him for his artistic expression.

0008 | TNDP - Nuthin... Jus Chillin

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Iman and Shimon discuss whether or not Trump is actually good for business. Then they talk about the true motivations of politics/politicians, war and capitalism. They also talk about high paying trade jobs that aren't utilized and the fact that black people dont utilize their elected officials as much as they should. Truth be told: It's probably a little longer than it should be

TNDP | 0009 - Business and Politics

TNDP | 0009 - Business & Politics

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Online Business Planning and Management?? 10 minute tangent on Batman v Superman and Adamantium Logan. Unnecessary supervisors. Haitian Riots. The invention of international borders and Western Supremacy. Iman RANTS about Tucker Carlson and other dumb Americans. Tree Hugging vs. Tree Kissing. Sex and Sexuality. Shimon is propositioned by a gay dude. Working Out. Wife Beaters or Sleeveless T-shirts.

TNDP | Business Plans and Iman RANTS about Dumb Americans

TNDP | 0010 - Business Plans and Iman RANTS about Dumb Americans

Find us on iTunes!!  - Iman apologizes for being unfettered. Shimon Injures himself sitting and thinking. Rollerblading antics. Expensive Office spaces in Boston. Planned Obsolescence (The light bulb conspiracy). Iman builds doors. Velocity Sales. Buc-ee's and Beef Jerky. Bad quality goods from Muslims. Buying clothes in China. Shimon Flexes his MBA on everyone. International Business. Predatory Loans in the Military.

TNDP | 0011 - International Business

Iman and Shimon discuss politics, the moon landing, Alex Jones, conspiracy theories, lizard people, lobbying, calculating blackness in America, false affirmations and bad public speaking, the "V" TV series, immortality and that one time Iman levitated himself. For real son. It happened.

TNDP | 0012 - Politics, Conspiracies and the Metaphysical

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RIP to the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin.------ 

Iman and Shimon ramble on and on and on and on... *sigh*... and on... discussing dumb ass military parades, Omarosa, and the great white distraction. Iman has never been high. He also doesn't like the direction the American Empire is headed. Shimon feels more optimistic. Iman is old and easily distracted by instagram.

TNDP | 0013 - America the Beautiful

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Iman & Shimon discuss traveling with kids. Their dooky explosions. Shimon likes John McCain. Iman doesn't speak ill of the dead. Iman makes good milkshakes. Shimon is bent in half. Iman wants to be a grill master like Shimon.

TNDP | 0014 - Explosions and Man Food

Iman and Shimon are interviewed by Amari Warden, Shimon's oldest daughter about charity and community. Iman was super broke as a kid in Boston. Ayanna Presley wins. Andrew Gillum probably will. Iman doesn't trust most clean-shaven black guys. Political Candidates phasing in (Cynthia Nixon). Cake Waffles should be a thing. Shimon doesn't think it's possible. A fairly boring Comic Book tangent. Dope Spill. Comics Explained. Lost Comics. Iman might be pre-sick and has possibly lost his Mojo.

TNDP | 0015 - A Couple of Terrific Guys

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Iman needs a chiropractor and doesn't like acupuncture. Shimon is indecent with a squid. Side boob action. Iman explains why he doesn't hug strangers. America is number one in the world for sexual violence. The book Like a Girl by Aparna Jain. Educating our children to the reality of sexuality and sexual violence. Western Perversion and "Rape Culture". South Asian Arts and Culture Speaker Series. We're looking for a female co-host to make these embarrassingly bad  podcasts with - Holla atcha boy.

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TNDP | 0016 - America is Number One?

WE NEED A FEMALE CO-HOST who's about business! HollaAchaBoy.... Shay Dubz hurts his mom. Iman is hella funky. Old guys in the locker room. Getting back to business. Shimon's Good Burgers. Hiding failure from wives. Boston Racism vs. Southern Racism. Weird racist terms. Shimon is Latino apparently. Saudi hospitality. 20 M's in the bank. Shimon REALLY likes goat. Nusr Et Steak House. Shimon needs a nickname. We Need a Female Co-Host.

TNDP | 0017 - Racism is Exhausting

The Not Dumb Podcast is joined by Tacuma Russell and Yusuf Akbar. Iman Apologizes for his behavior in the last Podcast. The squad addresses Rasean Blyden's claims of Sharia Law being implemented in Dearborn Michigan. The age of marriage. H U G E moon landing and evolution tangent. Yusuf is adamant. Iman want's people to think for themselves. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. Who is behind the manipulations? Iman thinks most people are inherently good.

TNDP | 0019 - Muslims

Shimon and Iman are at Harvard University attending the Islamic Finance Conference. They interview Imran Sayeed and Naureen Meraj co-founders of the Teach the World Foundation. They interview David Loundy CEO and Chairman of Devon Bank. Finally they interview Sa'ad Ahmed from TinyToronto and BostonTiny.

TNDP | 0022 - The Islamic Finance Conference at Harvard University

In this fourth episode of the DBA series (Doing Business in Africa) Iman and Shimon are joined by Gabriel Carter, Hashim Siraji, Christopher Jackson, Curtis Jones, Leonard Tshitenge and John Monteiro. Together they are the Empower Brokers. The TNDP movement is growing. We further explore what it takes do business in Africa with people who are doing it. This episode was recorded at the Africa & Market innovation event held at WeWork in Copley Square

TNDP | 0034 - DBA4: The Empower Brokers

TNDP | 0034 - DBA4: The EmPower Brokers

In the fifth episode of DBA (Doing Business in Africa) Iman and Shimon are joined by Gabriel Carter. They discuss the money that is needed to do business in Africa. Should we start an investment group? hmmm.....

TNDP | 0035 - DBA5: Gabriel Carter

The Marriage Podcast. It's finally here! Shimon and Iman sit down and impart some terrible marriage advice on two young brothers trying to get married, Young Usman and Young Wasiff. By brothers. For brothers. But anyone can listen. But be warned. This is man talk.

TNDP | 0036 - Get Married Bro

TNDP | 0036 - Get Married Bro.

On the 7th DBA (Doing Business in Africa)episode of The Not Dumb Podcast, Shimon and Iman are joined by Hashim Siraji; the originator of several tech startups including the 200,000+ business strong Progressive African Network. Hashim is a young Somali immigrant and American citizen. Darpa Money. Shay Dubbz iz a rock star. Amari looks young. The Somali Diaspora. Pirates. Tribalism. What happened in the 90's. Refugee camps. Slave traders. The veracious Ilhan Omar. Eating Camels. Iman hates snow. Chappie is racist. BONUS: Shay Dubbz is a pretty smart kid.

TNDP | 0038 - DBA7: Hashim Siraji

In the eighth episode of DBA (Doing Business in Africa) Shimon and Iman are joined by Anthony Njigua and Chris Buyu. Anthony is the owner of Foodies without borders foodieswithoutborders.org. Chris is in the financial sector and has assisted in  several tech startups. Both Chris and Anthony are from from Nairobi Kenya. Nairobi. Kenya's politics. The Hutu and the Tutsi divided. The Berlin Conference. War. Divide and Conquer. What's a refugee camp? Iman learns about tribalism. Economic hitmen. Monsanto is there. Living off the grid. BONUS: Eating in Kenya and expensive @burgerking.

TNDP | 0040 - DBA8: Anthony Njigua & Chris Buyu - Pt. 1

Part 2 of the eighth episode of DBA (Doing Business in Africa) Shimon and Iman are joined by Anthony Njigua and Chris Buyu. Anthony is the owner of Foodies without borders foodieswithoutborders.org. Chris is in the financial sector and has assisted in  several tech startups. Both Chris and Anthony are from from Nairobi Kenya. Multiplying wealth. Rich with no $$$. Paying tax with goats. The colonizer's concept of money. Nairobi is beautiful. Buying inexpensive land in Kenya. African Hospitality. The melanated frequency. Bring your skills! Pushed to be a doctor or lawyer. The time/leisure graph. The $200 per month penthouse. Dumb questions about the Lion King. Last podcast of the season yo! We’ll be back after Ramadan!

TNDP | 0041 - DBA8: Anthony Njigua & Chris Buyu - Pt. 2

This is a bonus podcast that we recorded with Francis Bok. He is the author of the book "Escape From Slavery". He is a survivor of the Sudanese civil war during which he was captured by the Janjaweed when he was 7 years old. After enduring 10 years of slavery he escaped to Egypt and from there he made his way to America. Since then he's met with President George W Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell and many others. He's served in the government of the newly created South Sudan. He's spoken at many universities all over the world. He is now a prominent anti-slavery and human trafficking activist. We had ZERO tangents in this podcast!! Yeah it's intense. InshaAllah we will return mid June with episode 43 after Ramadan! Ramadan Mubarak to all of our Muslim listeners! We will still be active on IG and probably YouTube. PLH to everyone. Enjoy!

TNDP | 0042 - DBA9: Francis Bok

FINALLY. Season 2 of The Not Dumb Podcast starts off with an outtakes episode. These clips are from various podcasts that were not usable for various reasons. In this podcast we discuss Dolemite being gay, behind the scenes of the Welcome intro, Vital Honey, discussing our problems, losing subscribers, The Alphabet boys, Liberalism, Human rights and a number of other topics. Enjoy!

TNDP | 0043 - Outtakes

(THIS WAS RECORDED AND PUBLISHED IN EARLY MARCH 2020 AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE COVID PANDEMIC. THIS WAS BEFORE WE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE SUCH A HUGE EVENT IN ALL OF OUR LIVES. PLH)

The Barbershop is in Session! Yusuf & Iman pop up at Shimon's house without calling regularly. Rona Over Reaction? Accidentally Calling Shawn Harrison "Shawn Harris". Would you be a Sugar Baby? Polygamy. Shimon lost $500k. Recession incoming. Weaponized to be mild. How a virus works. Yusuf says "Smut". BONUS CLIPS: Ironman evades. Ironman & The Professor argue about praying.

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