Things I'm in

Beat by AllRounda
Luis as BMW
Boris as Mercedes-Benz
Lyrics:
VEHICULAR RAP BATTLE

BMW

VS

MERCEDESE-BENZ

3,2,1 GO!

BMW:00:20

It’s time to get my engine ready for this lyrical pounding

At the end of this battle in my flows you’ll be drowning

Founded 1913 and I’m still going strong

You should just get thrown in the dumpster, that's were ya belong

I'm the better brand who will knock out of this lyricel race

I’ll supercharge my turbo and shoot flames all over your face

Your'e losing this face off, why don’t you just quit?

'Cause at the car dealer I'm the one that everyone picks

Mercedese 00:40

No wonder they pick you first, your cars are cheaper than your rhymes

Compared to you I'm the one who stands the test of time

I get costomers faster than your cars do laps

and not to mention your cars are only driven by arogant doughbags

I'll make you feel blue like half the colours of you logo

I bet your suspension setup is the same as a pogo

I guess you're just to slow, better pick up the pase

I'm the winner here, looks like you're coming in second place

BMW 01:00

Ha, you make me laugh,your rhymes are weaker than your tires

It's a fact, i'm the model that everyone desires

after my lyrical assault your engine will be melting

You're even worse than the Prius, now ain't that embarresing

Mercedese-Benz:1:10

Over many centuries I've been creating quality vehicles

After seeing your drivers what makes you think that you're supirior?

I'm the best here, end of race, it's time for you to retire

You're starteled,ha ,I guess I blew out your tires.

outro:1:22

Who came first?

You decide!

VEHICILER RAP BATTLE!!!!

BMW Vs Mercedes-Benz

The reason why this is scrapped because Cline left the community and no more battles will come ahead in the future. Enjoy, I guess..
Boris as Dipper
Primetec as Flapjack
Written by Dean B and Cline
Mixed by Boris
Lyrics:
Flapjack:
Try me “Little Dipper” cause your rapping is crap
After this rap battle, I will leave you Tourist Trapped!
I’ll punch you with lyrical Brass K’nuckles, my show is way better
I’ll beat you as many times as Mabel amounts of sweaters
I have glorious charms, you are a loser who not manly enough
Your rhymes are weak, when I’m coming in rough
You’re like a young Bear Grylls, who is a wannabe Holmes
Your chances of winning this fight is smaller than a Gnome!

Dipper: 
Don't mess with a Pines, you better believe
You hang out with a fatass whale and a blue faced thief
You immature bastard sailor, you're making me pissed
I'm the winner in this rap fight, so decipher this!
It's Dipper Pines, gonna kick your ass with this diss, 
You horribly suck, your ratings are going deeper than The Bottomless Pit!
I got a better show, I don’t need to send 3 letters back
You show’s rotting more than the Mystery Shack! 

Flapjack:
You think you can stop me, with that stupid journal
You’re nicknamed after your birthmark?, my show is unstoppable
Wendy rejected you, I’ll beat you, Lazy Bones!
Bam! Your reaches low tidings, Jar He Blows
You’ll be “Foot Burned”, when I spit lyrical fire
You just got “Skooled”, so Please, Retire
You “Gravity Fell”, so go into the Bunker
I won, It’ll be “you versus your horrible rapping future”

Dipper:
You became stale after these years, you are “Not what you seem”
You live in a whale, while I solve Gravity Falls’ mysteries
My rhymes will eat on you more than the Gobblewonker
Stop being proud of yourself, you can never beat Dipper!
You’re more ugly than your show’s art style, this is how it’ll go
You’ll be ending up worse than when Gideon Rose!
You travel the seas, you’ll be shipwrecked
I won this fight, now All Hands on Deck!


Dipper Pines vs Flapjack SCRAPPED AUDIO

URB as Ben 10
Ben as Humangasour
Boris as FourArms

Jacob as Johnny Test

Josh as Danny Phantom

lyrics:
Johnny Test:
 I hope you know, I won’t going easy on you
Defeat you once like Eugene I don’t care if I’m being rude
Plot twists every episode Really messy like GOOP
Making your fans so mad, can’t attract a better age group?
This will be the ending, you stink like a fly
I know you’re taking down aliens, I’m taking down villains in the sky
 You should try to make friends, your plot is so terrible
You need to fix your watch, and learn to do something bearable

Ben 10:
Hello Johnny Test, looks like your bars had no meaning
 But unlike your name, your failure will always be repeating
I defeated an evil tyrant, who vanquished the galaxy
Funny how your fame is by your sisters, actually
Have a talking dog, because you have no other friends
Naming an animal Dukey, perfectly describes your show’s sense
I’m apart of the plumbers and I'm a famous hero
I dug a hole for your grave, because I’m like armadrillo

Johnny Test:
Ben 10 invented the art of copycat
When he takes powers from aliens, and gains fame for cash
Making enemies of media, and a superhero
Too bad this nemesis of my diss-es will be finished

Humungousaur:
They call me Humungousaur because I’m gigantic
And with my utter size I’ll leave you running frantic
Fourarms:
I don’t need any help to take down this little brat
All of your disses will just be bounced back
(Beat Fades out)
Ben 10: 
You must’ve realized by now you can’t beat me
I crossed with two tv shows, you act cool but you’re weak
I have a weapon of destruction called the omnitrix
I can finish you off in less than a minute
Being experimented on by both of your sisters
My show is bad? Your life needs to be fixed
With anomalies and aliens coming in fast, 
I’ll diss this kid ben ten times and that will be your last

(New beat fades in)
Danny Phantom:
They call me Danny Phantom, cause I'm transparent to your rhymes
I defeat my enemies, As I define the lines of mine..
I know you think I’m bad, but you thought wrong
The working of a ghost to make this battle twice as long
Igniting lyricists with chances to break my disses
But once you try to step to me, you’ll already be finished
With all the enemies I take, they all seem to boast
Once I turn on my power, I’ll be a supernatural ghost

Johnny Test Vs Ben 10 Cartoon Rap Battles 1

Boris as Scrafty 
Nath as Krookodile
Falkyn, Chao, and Owen as Crowd
Written by Chao and Falkyn
Thumbnail by Chao

Krookodile:
This little hoodlum pipsqueak has stepped up to a Krook!
I’ll make you earthQUAKE, you’ll faint when I leave the ground shook.
You’ll fall over in one hit, because you're just a baby lizard.
Go lie with some boulders, where you belong, in the desert!

Scrafty:
You may be big and strong, but I’m crafty and Scrafty!
This croc on steroids should’ve never crossed paths with me
You’re owned by a 10 year old, he left you at Oak’s place to rot, see?
Your ego is even bigger than your rotting teeth! (Ooh!)

Krookodile:
Then I’ll bite you with ‘em, it’s true you aren't useful at all.
Cause all you do is lie down, waiting for someone to fall,
on top of you! It's just pathetic how you survive!
In your little gang of nothingness, you shouldn't be alive.

Scrafty: Jeez, let it down a bit, you’re starting to go crazy...

Krookodile:
How can you top me, you don’t evolve ‘till your fifties!
Yeah I interrupted you, but you don't deserve the right!
You can’t beat me, because I “Krokorok” the mic.

Scrafty:
I´ll break your bricks, just like your dried up “Clay”
A dead crocodile is coming up, I’ll leave you to decay.
Giant monsters like you, should be left alone and caged
And you’ll feel your brain shake, when I charge up my Rage!

[BUILD UP]

Scrafty: 
GRAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Scrafty:
You’ve pushed this little “pipsqueak” WAY TOO FAR!!!
Go hide under a rock, like the Sandile you are!
Trampled by Rhyhorns, while I got a crew!
All you have is burly and rushing attacks, ew!
Time to really get into this, a croc’s as bad croc shoes!
I’ll shed you like my skin, you’ll be dead, so you lose!
[I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!]
You pushed me to the edge, so prepare for a war.
Of these two gangs, but against us you’re alone!
I’m crazy with a sand kick, so you won't see,
That this Feraligatr wannabe will lose against me!
Bringing High Jump Kick, more power than you can manage.
When this Sucker gets Punched, you'll need a bandage!
You’re the desert dweller, go back there like you should.
You think you’re the ruler, I’m the true Pokemon in the Hood!

Scrafty vs Krookodile - Pokemon Rap Battle #5

Here you'll find original battles, covers, remixes and flow tests.

This is a series with new battles coming soon

Johnny Test Vs Ben 10 Cartoon Rap Battles 1

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