Step aside, monarchs, the Queens have arrived! This week, the TCT welcomes guest podder Megan Shahroozi, host of the podcast Meg in the Morning, to dig into the juicy details surrounding the Harry and Meghan Oprah interview, as well as the girls' thoughts on the Britney conservatorship scandal. Plus, random conversation about the gals' homes state of Ohio, and their idea an Uber for...less savory deliveries. Grab that coffee/tea/whiskey and get on over here!
Meg in the Morning can be found anywhere you get your podcasts, as well as on IG @meginthemorningpodcast!

Royaltea

The TCT is back again with another super witty and punny title to bring you the latest and greatest content! This week, Hanah & Emma, being the podcast connoisseurs that they are, tell you what they think makes a good (and bad) podcast. Don't worry, you'll never hear an ad for any food service other than Purple Oven Mitt here! We only allow the best of the best. Plus, an unfortunate Bee in the Hive on Emma's Bees and an exciting cameo by Vanna White! Get your caffeine of choice and tune in!

Podception (...tea)

The TCT is back again with an episode title the girls hope you understand the reference to or else they are much older than they thought they were! This week, Emma and Hanah talk about that thing that people (read: the men Emma dates) overlook, cast aside, argue with, and generally disrespect: boundaries. The girls give personal, relatable anecdotes of their boundaries being disrespected in dating, work, and even friendships. Plus, a quiz to see how smart Emma & Hanah are (there's a math question...so...) plus another trip to the hive in Emma's Bees! Get that tea and get over here!

Stop! Don't Touch Me There! This is my No-No Square!

Right in time for you to wake up to, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Join Emma, Hanah, and special guest Brian (Emma's cousin) as they discuss everything from new hobbies to which magical world they belong to, and of course MeN and their AuDaCiTy. On a more serious note, they talk dealing with grief and dive into what that means for loved ones, relationships, and more. Get over here with that cup of metaphorical liquid!

Good Grief

Like a good pun, the TCT is here to put a smile on your face and joy in your heart. This week, Emma & Hanah just chat it out and talk about whatever comes to mind because this is their podcast and, frankly, they're allowed to do what they want! The girls talk sexual freedom for women, nomadic lifestyles, medicines that literally peel your skin off, and more! Plus, Emma introduces her new celebrity bestie and Hanah re-enters the Disney+ dark side. Get your beverage of choice and pop a squat!

Feeling Chattea

No, you didn't have a stroke, the title is just backwards! Don't worry, we'll clear it up for you: today's topic is Modern Romance! Which basically means (if you're Emma), every element of modern dating that does not include any element of romance! Genitalia, STI dangers, general sadness, oh my! Plus, the reprisal of Emma's Bees and Hanah's harrowing but exciting run-in with a protest in London! Get off tinder, grab a drink, and sip!

NrEdOm EcNaMoR

TW: Sexual assault. Better late than a misogynist! This week's episode is of a more serious nature, and that is women's public safety and the male-centric culture we live in. The gals read firsthand accounts and experiences of women who go to seemingly extreme measures to ensure their survival, touching on the necessity for such measures and why. If you're a man and you're offended by this/angry over it, you're who Emma & Hanah are talking about.

Women's Public Safetea

Snaps for Emma & Hanah for two consecutive weeks of getting an episode out on time! This week, the girls dive into feelings versus love. How do you tell the two apart? Why do so many people think they're the same? Is Emma capable of experiencing either of them? Plus, a fun game of Word Football and Hanah's narration of what happens when Emma gets a text from an unsaved number. Get your extinguishers 'cuz we're comin' in hot!

Hooked on a Feeling

A tisket, a tasket, a Quicktea! The TCT is back with their highly-anticipated minisodes! In this Quicktea, the gals discuss trauma responses: what they are, where they're from, what they did, do you promise you still love us? In all seriousness, everyone gives in to trauma responses whether they know it or not. It is the TCT's hope that this episode gives you some insight into your own responses so you can recognize them. Name your brain and sit down with the girls!

Quicktea 9: Traumateasing

Emma and Hanah are truly sorry for their lack of tea and will therefore continue to bless you and fill your cup with a double-dose of quick tea this week! Grab your mug and listen to the girls discuss the truth about pregnancy fears, women's sizing, and what we can do to support the women around us. Drink deep and don't be silly geese!

Quick-tea 10: The Real Tea on Pregnancy Fears

In this (super scientifically backed) episode, take a journey with Emma & Hanah as they give you the fairly shallow traits that guarantee a person will ruin your life. Bedazzled jean pockets? Life Ruiner. Snakeskin boots? Life Ruiner. Name starts with a J? RUN for the hills! Plus, the girls list their top 3 toxic celebrity crushes and Hanah analyzes Emma's toxic traits when it comes to social media interactions. Disclaimer: Emma had to record this episode at work, so the TCT formally apologizes for the less-than-stellar audio quality on her end. Now get your mugs and press "play"!

Signs They'll Ruin Your Life: A TCT Study

The TCT is like a fine wine - it's better the longer you wait. We totally mean that and are not just saying it because this week's episode is a day behind. This week, Emma and Hanah reflect on their past selves and answer advice from them to them that they wish they'd had the foresight to ask back then. They also ask each other questions that could be relevant and beneficial to their future selves (but we all know Emma and she will probably not follow any good advice beyond, "you should totally buy that.") Plus, a Song Quiz where the girls show their age. Press Play and settle in!

Give Me Advice...tea

"Emma and Hanah," you've been asking us, "WHERE were you for the abroadsode? Stop teasing us!" Okay, we've held you in suspense long enough. The TCT was in....COPENHAGEN! And boy did we come back with some stories for you. From un-openable doors to Emma's harem of husbands, there's a lot to be found in the Abroadsode. Get your passports ready and hop in!

The Abroadsode: Copenhagen

Oh hey, we didn't see you there. Well, while you're here, you may as well stick around and listen to the latest Quicktea episode, wherein Hanah and Emma discuss the finer details of a toxic relationship. In part 1, the girls address a specific aspect of social media in relationships. We're not going to tell you which part because then you won't have to listen and we want you to also hear their comments about selling foot pics online. Listen now (or else)!

Quicktea 16: Toxicitea pt. 1

Look at that, two episodes released within the same week of each other! It must be a new record. Welcome to the TCT, the show where Emma & Hanah speak and assume it's factual and accurate. This week, the girls take on the persona of Ask Polly and answer (random strangers') questions about friendships. Plus, Hanah's harrowing experience with a sus bartender and bouncer and Emma's attempts to hold the scraps of her life together with scotch tape. Get in here, ya nut!

Friends? I've Heard of Those!

Oh hey, TEAm. Don't look at us like that, we know this week's episode is late. But what we also know is that you're in for a treat wiiiittth...Quicktea number 17! In this Quicktea, Emma and Hanah try something different for a change: talking about things they don't like. Oh wait, they also do that...but this time, it's about things in relationships and friendships that give them The Ick. From serenades to Pick Me friends, the list is...well it's pretty long to be honest. Get a little cup of whatever tickles you pink and dive in!

Quicktea 17: The Ick

Hi, our name's the TCT and we're perpetually late (hiiii TCTTTTT). Okay TEAm, buckle up cuz we have one heck of a doozy on our hands this week. Topic is: Gym Culture! Hanah and Emma have mentioned aspects of this in passing, but the TCT wanted to give you a real honest roundtable (er...roundzoom?) discussion on our thoughts and feelings about the fitness phenomenons gripping the nation. Plus, Hanah's bone-obsessed coworker and Emma's unique NYC sighting. Get on in here, the water's warm!

Let's Talk about Gym Culture

Wow TEAm, here we are again. Can you believe? This week, Hanah & Emma want to talk about a topic that's plaguing the nation: Hustle Culture. Whether you're a #GirlBoss or a #CantStopWontStop kind of person, we just want you to consider one thing: Hustle Culture is not conducive to long-term success. "WHAT?!" you yell aloud in your empty room that you're still working in because everyone else went to be hours ago. Yeah, we said it. And we'll say it again! Plus, Big News (trademark) for Emma and Hanah's European adventures/attempts to eat at a vegan restaurant. Press play, thankssss!

The Tea on Hustle Culture

Ten dollars to the first person who can guess the theme of this week's TCT episode! No takers? Alright, we'll tell you: dealing with difficult people! We know, it was vague. Hanah and Emma understand how working with, knowing, and generally being aware of the existence of difficult people can be....difficult. So join them as they talk how they deal with them, plus Emma's unfortunate night out on the town and Hanah's awkward work dinner. Let's sip!

The Difficultea of Dealing With Difficult People who are Difficult

Oh hey there, TEAm, didn't see ya there. Don't mind us, uploading this episode weeks after we were supposed to. Nope, nothing to see here...
Okay, you caught us. But hey, give us a break! We've been busy working on our summer bodies, by you know, existing! This week, Emma and Hanah get real about summer and the expectations of what a Summer Bod should look like (hint: it's the body you already have!) Plus, a special joint tea from the girls' trip to Venice! Put on that bikini and get over here, ya nuts!

Real Girl Summer

If you squint, it won't look like we took a month to release this next episode! 
Back by popular demand (in this case, our own), its's the TCT! This episode, Emma & Hanah talk all things Books! Do you love to read? This one's for you! Do you hate books and the written word in general? Well you're reading this episode description, aren't you?!
Okay, enough rambling. Come sip with us!

ACOTea

We're hoping if we release two episodes in one day, you'll stop looking at us like that for being so late! 
On this episode, Hanah & Emma talk Revenge Bodies - what is the concept behind them? What are the ugly truths hiding behind them? Plus, other dating perspectives and the importance of who you surround yourself with. Get over here, ya nut!

Revenge Bodies

What's that over there! 

It's Emma and Hanah, back with a brand new podcast! 
From the girls who brought you the Trans-Continental Tea comes Literarily Speaking, a podcast about all things books: reading them, writing them, judging them, and more! 

On today's teaser, the girls chat life updates, genre preferences, and tell listeners what to expect in future episodes.
Plus, a brief lesson on purple prose and why Gen Z scares Emma.
Grab a bev, your favorite book, and dive in!

The Teaser

Once upon a time, two girls decided to stream their consciousness onto a digital platform and thus, Literarily Speaking was born. The two girls, named Hanah and Emma, were named the Queens of Podcasting and Also The People with the Best Book Opinions in the Entire Universe. It was a heavy burden to bear, but they did it admirably. They decided to discuss plots on their most recent podcasting episode, embarking on a dangerous quest of echo-y audio and background noise that would need to be edited out to bring you, their loyal subjects, this week's episode. They discuss Kurt Vonnegut's theory on storytelling, plus Hanah's Terrible Book Story Corner. They implore you to press play and be merry!

You're Gonna Plots

We're not late to release episode 2, you guys are just really early.
Welcome back to Literarily Speaking! This week, Emma and Hanah cover a variety of topics, from writing kinks in novels to author hot takes (and why you should keep those hot takes off of TikTok). Plus, the girls determine their writing styles: planner or pantser. Grab a book, a cuppa, a snack, and press play!

Don't Yuck My Yum

A timely episode release? Who is she?
She's Literarily Speaking, with your hosts Hanah and Emma! On this week's (on-time) episode, the girls talk world-building: what it is, what it entails, and how it looks across a variety of books. Plus, a discussion on info-dumping (kind of like this episode description). So grab your book and get over here!

And I Think To Myself, What A Wonderful World - Building

Well hey howdy-doo, dear listener! We're on a podcast release streak and we hope you're enjoying the consistency!
On this week's episode, Emma and Hanah talk characters. More specifically, they talk about their biggest character pet peeves. From pointless side characters to characters whose only personality trait is to misunderstand people, the girls have a lot to say. Plus, a little chat on character-driven novels and why the gals feel they don't work for Fantasy. The metaphorical door is open, so come on in!

It Builds Character(s)

Who doesn't love a good bowl of popcorn?
Except that this is a book podcast, so when we say popcorn, we obviously mean plot! 
On today's episode, Emma and Hanah talk ideas. More specifically, they talk making your idea (the kernel) into a fully realized plot (the popcorn).
Are you with us now?
GOOD! Because that's not all! The gals also give you a review of Harper L. Wood's The Coven! (oooh, spooky witches!)
So get your bevvy/snacky/blankie of choice and click "play!"

From Kernel To Popcorn

We already know what you're going to say, but we promise to get our other episodes out on time...maybe.
Welcome to Literarily Speaking, the podcast where Hanah and Emma talk about books!
This weeks, the girls deconstruct the psyches of those people that call themselves Serious Writers. Personally, we consider ourselves Silly Writers, so we can't relate.
Plus, pulling the Scooby Doo Ghost Mask off of books masquerading as Fantasy books! 
We're Literarily so excited you're here, so jump in! Or walk slowly and carefully, your choice.

Serious Writers Who Are Serious

Didn't you hear? It's time for another cuppa with Emma & Hanah and this week's The Trans-Continental Tea! Join the gals as they lament the dumbest things they've done for beauty and their thoughts and experiences with the Body Positivity movement. Pros, cons, and everything in-between, grab your mugs and take a seat!

Body PositiviTea

It's Tuesday, and that can only mean one thing: a brand spankin' new episode of the TCTea! Have you ever wanted to pack up and move somewhere completely different? That big city, quiet plot of land, or even a different country? Emma & Hanah walk you through how they made big moves to their dream cities. Plus,  deets on every Hallmark holiday movie trope to ever exist and an exciting new sponsor!

Small Towns, Big Moves

Is that a podcast in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Welcome back to another highly anticipated episode of the TCT! This week, sit and sip with Hanah and Emma as they dive into the discussion on outgrowing people. How do you handle it? What does it feel like? All this and more! Special thanks to Schitt's Creek for the title reference.

Finding A Bigger Pot To Grow In

Hide your fine china, because Emma & Hanah are coming at you full steam ahead with Red Flags! On this week's episode, the gals discuss the biggest red flags they've ignored in the hopes that you, the wiser/smarter listener, will not make the same mistakes and avoid potential heartache and/or expensive insurance claims after the charging bull wrecks your business. Get your beverage of choice ready and prepare to sip!

Red Flags: My Spirit Animal Is A Bull

We know why you're here, you heard there was a new episode of the TCT. You heard right! This week, Emma & Hanah take a lighthearted approach and play 73 Questions, which is exactly what it sounds like. The girls go tit for tat answering life's most pressing questions such as, what did you eat for breakfast? What would you serve at a party? Why do you watch so much television and never go outside? Plus, an inside look into Emma's dating life and why she is the way she is. Tune in!

73 Questions

Have you ever wanted to lose control of your life and enter financial ruin? Are you looking for the fastest way to lose friends and alienate family members? Do you have no respect for personal boundaries? Then this week's TCT is just for you! Emma and Hanah dive into the world of Multi-Level Marketing (aka Pyramid) schemes and give you their semi-professional opinion on why they think MLMs are probably the absolute worst thing you could do for yourself. Plus, a special guest in Emma's Bees and a super specific and possibly targeted sponsored product! Grab that cup and get on over here!

Boss Babe Tea

The feminine urge to start a podcast about books. From the creators of The Trans-Continental Tea, Emma and Hanah talk all things bookish lifestyle. As voracious readers and people who overuse the word "literally,"  they cover tropes, recommendations, and BookTok - all the things our fellow readers enjoy! So grab your cuppa and your novel and dive in!

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