I guess my comeuppance was sorely overdue
But who'd have predicted 
What I've been reduced to?

Close to Forever

I hope for hints of honey
With a finish smooth and round
Avoiding too much acid
Is a benefit I've found
But ultimately it will always turn
And I've only got me to thank
For every time that I get burned
I just draw a Sauvignon blank...

                              

Sauvignon Blank

There was a time when I opened myself up
Then I found myself inside the lion's den
So I promised when I finally had enough
I would never end up in that spot again

Hopelessly Unavailable

Not an excuse, but it's obvious I've been conditioned
That's why I always end up in this same old position
Every so often there is a too-brief intermission
But then just like that I am back to that head-on collision

A Little Bit Means a Lot

Despite all my issues
I have found a way to thrive
Like roaches, Twinkies, Crosby
I'll be the last to survive

Fool In the Room

There's a pain from the age of three
That I'm eager to let go
I'll toss one in from my early teens
A two for one, how could you say no?
I got deals on abandonment issues
And lovers who did me wrong
Plus I will even throw in this song

Endless Clearance

He seen more things than us put together
He bit off more than we'll ever chew
How he manage all of it
Nobody has the slightest clue

The Been There Done That Man

She got demons right and left
Hangin' in the parking lot
She don't wanna face 'em
So she's tied into a knot

Parking Lot

Based on a few people, this tune is about a guy who gets left behind in a relationship when he is unwilling to change his predictable ways.

Brian Simon

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