That intro beat is from Fake driving school haha 

this was actually really good, great job everybody!

honestly, I sorta preferred the original ink demon. it really captured the "demonic" tone 

This is so cool! best Cuphead VS Bendy Rap Battle Ever

i love alex as cuphead best cuphead voice i have heard

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

Make sure seatbelts are secure and fastened as we go into this new Rap Battle! We've got the illusive D.B. Cooper against living(?) legend Dead Bart.

D.B. Cooper:
I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening
I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid
You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression
I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727
D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty 
against T.V. bloopers, average emcees
This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars
Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father?

Dead Bart:
Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs
I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route
This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute
So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story
You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring
And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser
He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper
Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop
This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost
But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk
Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot
You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is
I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous
Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight
So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night

D.B. Cooper:
I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me
When your rapping’s more barebones than your family
And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on
Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad
Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel
Even my blank motive has more substance than you
Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road
And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud
The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse
Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How?
I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying 
Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent

Dead Bart:
Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south
Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out
And make like your exit and drop this fight
Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right

Swizkii as D.B. Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA
Shimario as Dead Bart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ

Beat by Insanebeatz
Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g

D.B. Cooper VS Dead Bart - Rap Battle #14

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

placeholder thumbnail lmao

Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

Freddy Fazbear vs Freddy Krueger. Shorts Rap Battles

i made the thumbnail like 2 years ago

i play both

Spider-Man vs Batman. Shorts Rap Battles

Welcome to the fifteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… apparently the only connection is that they're alcoholics… today! It's the horse from Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman! Standing-up against the monster from Moralton, Clay Puppington!

Lyrics:
BoJack Horseman:
Wait a minute, this isn't the bar? It's an introduction!
Get it? 'Cus it's true. Guess I'll fire this puppet
I'd tell you to stuff it but you're clay, Puppington
Consider rehab to clean up your shit… Clay Puppington 
Huh, I'm on my punny shit, get a shot glass and belt it!
Use it as fuel to get your son's ass and belt it
Or maybe don't, 'cus your self "image" can't sell it
While I get rich off my own portraits for shelvin'

Clay Puppington:
Orel! Why's there a horse person on my lawn, shoo!
That's not possible, that's not something that God's do
I'm lost; truthfully, I'd need a cross before I cross you!
Uh…wait, I think it's a guy in a costume…
Huh, crude. That you drink up a whooole bottle
When animals don't have souls to go full throttle
On benders, just swallowing their own problems 
You run out of hay? Then say bye to your close trauma
Ya see Horseman, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
With one appointment prison could've been avoided
But no, you boinked it. Remember the lost commandment!
"Thou shalt take accountability for all their damage"

BoJack Horseman:
What are YOU doing here? Oh shit, it's a rap battle
Thaaat's why your pants stood on after that babble
And I got baggage? Please, your pansy knees can't hold your baggy jeans
A different kinda praying the way Danielle Shaped your family.
Twice you'd get on your knees for a blonde turd
Now you and Shapey can bond over "our Father"
THAT'S Orel, I should be posting this
Your wife don't need coaching for you not to be her one and only
BIIITCH, you're a gross fruit, and Honey Dew is gross so;
Ask Blob, "honey, do you love me?" She don't though.
Go loathe in your study, associate punchin' with lovey-dovey
My dad was also an ass but we're related to them buddy!
Go suck a dick dumb-shit! *Bronx Cheer*
Take THAT dribble on the chin like your one kid.
He settled with Bloberta after she conned him
Didn't take a star to burn out your "lovin". (Haah.)

Clay Puppington:
Stinkin' dead end battle. I mean, why the long face?   
Cus you tried to ship yourself with a teenager one day?
But hey! With all that fornicating it's a habit!
Guess you can say horses are just… nature's rabbits.
Let's take the bandage off your pathetic past
No amount of alcohol is disinfecting that!
So I'll swig it, ahh, that's refreshing man
Diane ditched em! Can't cat-call to get her back
Ask Carolyn why'd she quit working on you
Didn't ask when Sarah Lynn quit twerking on you!
BoJacks heroine overdoses on his heroin!
Couldn't thread the needle; and now she's dead as sin!
You're a stupid piece of shit…choked like your chick
Blew your load. But, Herb wasn't minding it    
You pathetic bastard, look at ya. Set up to a joke
A horse walks into a bar and makes amends, nope, he croaks
Holly-Hawk couldn't watch her brother proudly
Trying the easy way out via smother, drowning
Being BoJack IS nature, your mom's hilarious 
Take the fucking shortcut. Secretariat a-bridged.

BoJack Horseman:
Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak.
And I still got better flow than this tortured poor thing
Killed your own mother with a bottle of ketchup 
Then dad bottles his emotions in hopes you would fess up
But you didn't, so you burrow
Shot your kid and didn't even get a churro
So curdle in your mommy kinks, stuck in your person
I could egg you on but, you're not even worth it.

-CAST-
BoJack Horseman: Arkham
Clay Puppington: Grey Julius

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Suffocate.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep, Patrick Carney, and Dee
Mixed by: Danii


BoJack Horseman vs Clay Puppington - (Quick Diss) #15

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!


Danii As Dababy 


Swizkii As Optimus Prime 


Art by Forgottensons & Supergamerbro 


Mixed by Light_IWNL


Special thanks to Snakebite126


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Dababy:

Less goooo, (yuh) you wanna face me? Dababy? (huh?)

Bitches crazy for me, the only hoes you know are Mercedes (haha)

Saturday morning is a sadder day morning for you fans cuz your show has died 

Yuh yuh, ain’t it funny how optimistic Optimus is past his prime? (Oh!)


So I say you stop it and listen (uhuh) every single shot you be missing (For real)

But if this trash bin’s my opposition I’ll pull out the nine, traumatise all the children (yeah!)

You used to get women but Megatron pulled up and put your bitch down (Ouch)

Ariel’s no longer under the sea, that hoe is six feet under the ground! 


Optimus Prime:

Seems you didn't do your research Kirk, you’ve always been a cop out

See, she and I were rebuilt jerk, don’t try to school me drop out

Your lines are only slapping when your palm lines collide with a woman's face

So do the same as you did after that day: Don’t say shit and walk off the stage


Can’t even create an apology properly so what makes you think you can mess with me?

A balding mumbo jumbo mumble rapper can't even get close to my legacy!

You’re just another fad among many and your bars clearly show that

But I’ll aim for that big target atop your large head, haha no cap


Dababy:

When my fans pull up they pull up vids of them doin’ pull-ups (yuh?)

When your fans pull up all they do is pull up their Pull-Ups, I PULL UP


Step to my group you’ll be leavin’ in two, you’ll look the same as your palette: Red, black and blue

Everyone prefers Bumblee over you bitch ass, plus your movies def belong down the chute (Wooh!)

Bay directed that shit, explains why it blew like your shoulder when I pop out the glock and then shoot

Like you were Brawn, now there goes your brawn. You’ll be taking bronze, silver goes to my crew (yeah)


When these bullets reach your cranium (yuh?) you’ll be turning grey again (true!)

And this time no one will be savin’ him (nope!) it loses stakes, no more playin’ pretend 

You basic bitch, when facing this I'll forge this trash bin ass into my hand warmer

With your ships, not Seaspray (nah), I'm not surprised they call ya Trans-formers! (Ayyy haha)


Optimus Prime:

When Optimus Prime is rocking the mic he’s already erased the thought of mercy

I'm not surprised you’d be droppin’ a rhyme like that considering your controversies 

Committing robberies when you got lots of green? Heh, that's quite depressing, yet 

I wouldn't put trust in your beliefs since you think Kanye should be president! (Nah)


I'm not usually as mean but when faced teeny fiends i’ll easily split them at the seams

Your fame wouldn't be the same as it is today if not for the memes

Ironic, a mugging got you a mug shot, for a third time you’ve been caught now

Luckily for you I'm done going all out… Autobots, roll out


Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUhXHydECtXt2incabrzBqFIfIi-5GpbRYFyk0hGbBA/edit
Alternate audio: https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005/bendy-vs-cuphead-alternate-audio
MetaMachine as Bendy
Alex as Cuphead
Jade as Ink Demon
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Kamren, Dani Frias. Bork and Jade
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Smashing Duos"
Hint from Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

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