Whilst high on peyote and severely dehydrated, band member jake keller wandered through a desert. After what seemed like years to him but was in reality 10 minutes he stumbled across what he believed to be a helicopter, it turned out to be nothing more then a bum with a ceiling fan tied to his back. Jake was awe struck by this "helicopter" and decided it would be cool if butts could do what helicopters do, fly about the sky and what not. He presented this idea to much handsomer band member, Joe Doeg, who immediately shot it down because it is an absolutely absurd concept. Jake was later diagnosed with a deadly brain tumor and given an estimate of 5 weeks to live. Joe, because he is so kind hearted, gentle, tender, loving, masculine, good looking, in shape, intelligent, beautiful inside and out, capable of doing over 10 pushups, musically gifted, charismatic, agile, swift, healthy, hardworking, beautiful inside and out, fluent in spanish, well traveled, great at lists, good at listening, down to earth, a gentleman on the streets and between the sheets, beautiful inside and out, and humble decided to write and record this song with him, sort of like a Make a Wish deal. Jack McGregor had nothing to do with this song. Cooper Smith did most the hard work. Thank you and enjoy

Helicopter Dat Ass

Handy Milk is a  band consisting of 3 talented all american, hardworking boys. All three have kissed at least two girls, and find inspiration in mountains. 