Beat Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoSKBTZfI84

Lyrics:
Do you know who it is? Probably not.
If I was a girl, I’d be a thot
When I’m in the hood, I’m scared of being shot
cause like it or not, I’m as white as a raw tater tot

I’d be flexin on you with my car, but it’s a jalopy
It’s as rusty as my rhymes, and even more sloppy
When I got this car, I must have been slap happy
Cause the paint is faded, and it’s a crusty Trans Am copy

All These other rappers riding in their ferrari’s
While I’m over here, dreaming of a safari
Am I cool yet? Thought so.
Oh wait, you said no.

That makes sense cause I’m a nerd
 Travel in a pack, yeah i call it my herd.
 I tend to keep it real
In my aforementioned Firebird
It’s how I feel
But then I go to the beach and get bitten by a Moray Eel

My hope of a love life is an insurgent, head in a guillotine...
Drenched with gasoline.
Under trial; arsony
And when found guilty
Is lit on fire. Oh the Irony

I’m an American, what can I say?
I like my nerf guns and my empty soda cans, gunplay 
If i spot a commie, he best be running the other way
Cause he’ll be eating foam, unless he heads to norway

It appears as though I didn’t mention my name
It is Bain, and I’m actually quite tame
But I have to act the part, so I guess I’ll go by Bainiac
But I swear, in no way am I a maniac

More Dogs Than Days

Tater Thot

Beat Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVtX6ePxhjE

Lyrics:
Somebody must have flipped a switch
Because my future aint as bright as it used to be
And when i look through time, I cannot help but flinch
Because everything I do is seen lamentably

It all started, one winter’s day
I was in pain
Yet I had everything to gain
But I let it slip, I was insane

But not in the good way
Drifting through the days
Did not have a babe
Still don’t, guess that is ok

The devil drifted in
He knew I was not free from sin
Handed me a pen
And I just signed my signature, again and again

Did not know when it would begin
Too busy listening to water hit tin
Driving myself into the dark den
Alone, sobbing, wishing it would end

Could not depend
On my watershed
Of what I could mend
Didn't want to pretend

Crying in my car, cold and alone
Call me the opposite of Al Capone
Cause on Valentines day, I continue to condone
That my life is monotone
And whatever I try to hone

Gets dull
Hit by a bull
Makes me more unfaithful
Cause people are deceitful

And I am included
Yes, I am deluded
I have intruded
Changed the way things have concluded

And not for the better
Pass the butter
Along with some roasted kingfisher
Because Bain is gonna try to play peacekeeper

Whip out the Colt
.45, you better bolt
Or else you will join the cult
Of those who have seen my catapult
Attempting to put the bulb in
Why won’t I learn
You yearn for a quiet spell
I do as well
One where I can quell...

Pass me the pill
Ibuprofen, chill
Eat a pickle, dill
Start to drill

Out what is wrong
Become part of the Kampong
No lights
Yet still in my plight

Cannot decide
If I can ever bide
Do not call me ironside
I’m an uncontrollable Tailslide

One week fine, the next undermined
I am as useful as a landline
Walkin through the pines
Wondering where I should draw the line

Ain't Bright

More Dogs Than Days Feat. HERR Ranzau

Beat Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mFza-o6Lc

Lyrics:
Im a failure
Constantly fucked over
Caught in your allure
Never able to be together

Hate me
It'd make things easier
Kiss me
Why am I a dreamer?

Make me question my morals
Use your beauty to inspire murals
Ideas in my head
Foot tied to a piece of lead

Incoming depression
Worse than the 08 economic recession
Almost crying during this recording session
Experiencing transgression

So, so close, yet no cigar
That damn bitch
Such a god damn liar
Have the revenge itch

But I digress
Strutin in a Kabuki dress
Strong and proud
Silent yet loud

Something is working against me
Must be
Too many lost opportunities
Why can't you see

The way I feel
It's been a while
By my heart, a weakened sentinel
Tired, overworked, senile

But I struggle through
I always do
Walkin through the metaphorical valley of death
Pass by a guy who's off his ass on meth

Up ahead
An oasis
Where the past couple months have lead
You have been the basis

Bainiac & The Spork