LP CD recorded August 1999 ay Creep Records

This is the Last Straw

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The Fast Food Conspiracy

A barely listenable,partial live "album" captured via VHS camcorder in 1998. The only existing sonic document of the band playing a show, so it is what it is.

Fast Food Conspiracy

A compilation of 4-track and half-assed studio recordings from 1997-1998. Mercifully sparing you the early 1997 stuff. Mostly somewhat embarrassing, but also nostalgic and containing some earnest, fledgling punk goodness. And hey, its canon. And we were barely old enough to drive.

This Oughtta Hold the Little S.O.B.s

Blackout [S.O.A. Cover]

Quality Family Time

Super Heroes Don't Die

I'm Morton Downey Jr.

'77 Stomp

Suicide Cult

Tijuana 5 Miles

Onslaught

Jimmy

Egg Patrol

Riot at the Circle K

Monsters (From Outer Space)

Young, hapless, fast and loud hardcore punk band from 1997-2000. Played VFWs, Skateparks, fire halls, YMCAs, youth centers, and parties around Philadelphia, PA. Took up the mantle of the importance of wearing one’s seatbelt. Made a few basement 4 track tapes and one full-length CD (recorded at Creep Records, August 1999.)

Fond memories of shows with The Boils, Violent Society, Mohawk Barbie, Audience of One, CKY, 30 Seconds Over Tokyo, Dark Day Dawning, The Cuffs, Kill the Man Who Questions, Grady, Junkshun 232, The Martians, The Skandals, Sinch, The NC 13s, Rizzo Machine, Pavlov’s Dogs, Senator Joe, Super Hi Five, The Unseen, The Infidels.

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