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by Izzy Neish and Lauren Ava-Thomas

Margaret Thatcher, the 1st female prime minister, the Iron Lady, is dead. She arrives at the pearly gates only to be greeted by raging feminist and first queen of England, Bloody Mary. Will it be a match made in heaven or will their first meeting see them slide to the fiery pits of hell?

FOLLOW OUR LYRICS:
Mary: Good afternoon Maggie
Maggie: Where am I?
Mary: Heaven of course. Splendid afternoon for you to come all this way.
Maggie: And who are you?
Mary: Mary Tudor.
Maggie: The first queen of England?!
Mary: Indeed, the original bad bitch. You’ve presented a bit of competition for me Thatch, oof!
Mary: I’ve been waiting for this chinwag
Now we celebrate your win, Mag!
Just like me you beat the men to no.1
The peasants think we’re witches
But we’re really just bad bitches
Now take a seat Maggie, can I offer you anything? Tea? Coffee? Queen Victoria sponge?
You monomaniacal, confrontational old hag.
You’re an arrogant individualist, you’re cantankerous dear Mag. Dysfunctional, deplorable, disloyal and so shady.
See Thatch is no wet lettuce, for she is the Iron Lady!
You’re a bad bitch Maggie and so am I
Sing it darling uh
BLOOD AND IRON
We rock the world with whips and chains
BLOOD AND IRON
There’s fire in our veins
Maggie: No no no no no no no no
Mary: Yes, no man in a suit tops a woman in a dress
Maggie: But the feminists they hate me, I’m full of codswallop
I don’t want to free my nipple, it would make me a trollop
Genderised affirmative actions is evil
Saying shit like that just causes great upheaval
I stand by everything I said
That’s why the feminists wanted me dead
Mary: I don't give a toss if they wanted you dead
And if I were you Mag, I'd have cut off their head
These women are weak and you are strong
You're a feminist, A FEMINIST, now sing my bloody song!
I believe you earned the accolade
To be a pioneer when you shut down trade unions
You took back power!
Three cheers for Mag, she made the peasants cower!
Isn't that so Maggie?
Maggie: I'm sorry to say it Mary darling, I'm just not a feminist
Mary: Right, there's only one thing for it, maestro, hit me with something... inspirational!
From me, the first queen of England, to you, the first female prime minister, I declare you, a fem-in-ist. 
Say it Maggie.
Maggie: No I refuse
Mary: SAAAYYYYY ITTTTTT
Maggie: ahh feminist!
Mary: Now didn't that feel good. Now say it like you believe it!
Maggie: ffffffeminist...feminist...
Mary: Say it again, say it again...
Maggie: I AM A FEMINIST
Together: BLOOD AND IRON 
WE ROCK THE WORLD WITH WHIPS AND CHAINS
BLOOD AND IRON
THERE'S FIRE IN OUR VEINS X3
BLOOD AND IRON!

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