Lamsorensalade

Ref I
Keuringsdienst van waarde
Achterhaald instituut
Waar geen greintje humor
Of zo inzit

Ref II
’t Valt niet te begrijpen
Lamsorensalade
Sabelbont Kogelbief
Maar je gebit!

Blijven ze blijmoedig deemoedig
Nee hoor, ze blunderen maar door
Eerst in NL op hun bek gegaan
Dus Brussel ja, ze gaan ervoor

’t Is wel een geoliede lobby
Het mag wat kosten tenslotte
Dat het dus kant noch wal lijkt te slaan
Gloof maar, het kan ze niet verrotten

Met “gehackt’ breng je ze op ideeën 
Hebben de kipstuckjes gehackt
’t Is ondertussen Unilever
Pis niet lauw, rustig geroerbackt

Gefundenes fressen – advocaat
Gaat lunchen, declareert een rug
Kost een paar knaken? Nou dat mag
Wees wijs, fluit die lobby maar trug

W18nov2019

Lamsorensalade 2021-327.10

Up to the heavens

This is my favourite part of the night
When everything’s mellow and fine
And yes, we both ate slightly too much
With a glass or two of red wine

I try to get more out of this night
Than the girl is  ready to give
My face hurts badly from the smiling
The Italian way to live

Please, you need to tell me your secret
‘Cause I don’t know where to begin
She kneeled, but she didn’t kneel for me
Slowly the truth is sinking in

Her faith gleams, gleams in her big brown eyes
And we stay there ‘till the next day
And I look up to the heavens too
But the castle got in the way

W4mei2021

Prompt Writing Songwriters in the Kitchen.
Thank you Rachel deBattista for a lovely prompt.

Up tyo the heavens 2021 - 328.6

Vaxxed and waxed and ready for action

The end of COVID - whoring 20’s
We feel like lambs in the meadow
Vaxxed and waxxed and ready for action
When’ll I strike? I really don’t know

Meaningful contacts - hug and cuddle
Will be put on the back burner
It’s the end of COVID as we know it
Feel attracted to a head turner

Distichon
Summer of flings
And very hot things

Bridge/lift
We’ll be crushing and binge dating
Have to rid of all this rust
Not so shyly you ask for my number
Prepare myself for the summer of lust

Chorus
Back to randomness - come up for air
Sleeping’s done if we really must
I’ve got time for lascivious details
Prepare myself for the summer of lust

Polly is a little bit tipsy
Unsure about what she will do
She’s cheerfully shagged out - lost her knickers
Did she leave ‘em somewhere on the loo?

I am robbed of condomy problems
Hope my XXL pack’s enough
Rooms full of not normal good looking girls
21’ll be the summer of love

Distichon
My silly COVID recovery called Kate
Would have totally gotten me laid

Bridge/lift
We’ll be crushing and binge dating
Have to get rid of all this rust
Not so shyly you ask for my number
Prepare myself for the summer of lust

Chorus
Back to randomness - come up for air
Sleeping’s done - if we really must
I’ve got time for lascivious details
Prepare myself for the summer of lust

W5jul2021

Vaxxed and Waxxed and Ready for Action

Vaxxed en waxxed en klaar voor actie

Overwon het grote condoom probleem
Familie verpakking Durex
Dat zal heel veel problemen voorkomen
‘t Rijmt niet voor niets gewoon op sex?

Het einde van COVID - whoring 20’s
5e golf? Ben de tel al kwijt
Zo jolig als koeien in de wei
Zei jij nou koe tegen die meid?

Heel veel snel wisselende contacten
Sex and the city op repeat
Wij doen summer flings en very horny things
Want alleen hugged doen we niet

We waren COVID ge-gettoïseerd
We pakken onze vrijheid terug
Gaan als een malle door alle standjes
Niet alleen maar plat op je rug

Distichon
Wil partyen - de druk is fors
Wij zijn de COVID survivors
Ref 1
Polly, iets meer dan een beetje dronken
De avond begonnen met een string
Maar goed, ze laat zich niet uit het veld slaan
Z’is goed uitgewoond - lekker ding

Ref 2
2021 - summer of lust
Vaxxed en waxxed en klaar voor actie
Ze mag mijn nummer gelijk wel hebben hoor
Zo hot, begin in de taxi

W8jul2021

Vaxxed en Waxxed en Klaar voor actie 2021 - 332.10

Am I the only Shoe Gaze writer in the Kitchen?

Cheat sheet

When I stand on my stage I see
Flocks of seagulls passing by
And because the sky is cloudless
I see them with my mind’s eye

What a funny coincidence
‘Statisticly’ very strange
Is it a wide angle vision?
Angle? Don’t know, it’s wide range

Black Lives Matter - yes, that’s for sure
There’s more to this than meets my eye
That’s why I stare in the distance
Let’s give this our utmost try

Bridge
Your beautiful figure looks good
At full moon and with lots of booze
And if we stop femicide now
We can say we paid our dues

Chorus
LGBTQIAP
Am I short sighted? I’m left out
I’ve got my cheat sheet in my hand
To tell you what it’s about

W28okt2021
To Bill’s prompt

Cheat sheet 2021 - 338.8

Result of a prompt in Songwriters in the Kitchen
'ingredients' section
November 2021

Are you the one 

I love out of the ordinary things
Love the surprise a gentle prompt brings
Freshly baked bread, early in the morning
Welcome what simple breakfasts can bring

This goes as well for all of my guitars
No ambitions, won’t reach for the stars
And yes, I am a man of simple pleasures
All ego and pompous is a curse

Bridge
What I miss in this Kitchen the most
Is the smell
It’s a foreplay of sorts that much
I can tell

Chorus
Chocolate crumbs are a balm for the soul
Plus I’d like an extra currant bun
I love it that I have these choices
But it boils down to: are you the one?

Fresh orange juice carries me through the day
I like my breakfast light if I may
Straight from the miller’s comes the finest flour
Maybe we’ll be caught for hours*

W24nov2021

*quote: Rain on the roof/John Sebastian

Are you the one

Lights On
I prefer the lights on
Where I can see
Your face
As you are fucking me

Eyes filled with lust
Showing your appetite
Seeing my amazement
For finding you so tight

Together we move as one
As I scream out your name
I go a little wild
When I hear you do the same

You bring me to the place
That only you can do
Fucking me so expertly
As I watch your hips move

Then we are sated
Curled in each other’s arms
I smile to myself remembering
How you seduced me with your charms

Lyrics written by Her and published the 6th 0f September 2022
All music by LePlongeur
except for the drums: courtesy of the Tuners Channel (thank you so much!)

Lights on - Cooperation with Her (2022 - 355 track 7)

A very very nice cooperation between Miss Tess and me.
Thank you Miss Tess

As we lay

A stellar cooperation between RubyRedHeart (very talented lyricist) and Gus (all music)

Ripples

Your scent on my skin
satisfaction tingling within
imagining your magical touch again

Were you with me in spirit?
I summoned you with my whispers
I beckoned you with my catching breaths

Again and again I utter
in soft tones of desire
'I love you, ...... I love you''

Every part of me trembles
do you feel my vibrations
casting ripples through the skies?

Chorus
That brush on your lips
that breeze in your hair
it's me declaring, 'I care!'

Words RubyRedHeart, published 18th of January, 2023

Ripples - coop RubyRedHeart (lyrics) - Gus (music)

Tekst:

Franse zuchtmeisjes

Franse zuchtmeisjes vind ik
überaantrekkelijk
mits natuurlijk geen 60
en lekker bekkelijk

Lekker vlot uit de kleren
trois on the count of three
pony in hun ogen
natuurlijk: Oui cherie

Franse zuchtmeisjes hoor ik
graag zingen in mijn oor
weinig toon, veel adem
en dan uren door

Met zo'n sexy tuniekje
benen bloot er onder uit
ik weet wat buren denken
interesseert mij mooi geen fluit

br
Het liefst geen koude voeten
het liefst geen ruk te doen
het liefst de linker oever
het liefst barsten van de poen

Ref
Heerlijk heerlijk
zo'n Frans fluistersnoepie
tu est drôle, ja
ik vind jou ook een poepie

W13 nov 2012
M 21dec2023

2023 - 381.4 Franse Zuchtmeisjes II

2023 - 381.4

Collab Katze Konigsberg and Gus LePlongeur

LePlongeur

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