Lyrics start at 0:35:

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

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Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

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Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]] (Remix)

Has your life gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]?

Deal Gone Worse

Lyrics start at 2:25

… I know what you want, girl
Let me be the one to
Hold your, hold your e-e-e-ever
We'd be good toge-ge-ge'

… I know what you want, girl
Let me be the one to
Hold your hand forever
We'd be good together
I'll make you feel special
Help you feel less stressful
Fix the holes in your heart
It's what I wanted from the start

… I got mental issues
Always fuckin' miss you
Tons of bloody tissues
All of over my room
I need to clean them up
Baby, I'm fucked up
Baby, will you help me?
Because I'm gonna help you

… All I want is you now
All I wanna do now
Is wait for you to call me
Baby, I'm so sorry
Do you wanna hurt me?
Are you gonna hurt me?
Please don't desert me
Please don't desert me

… All I want is you now
All I wanna do now
Is wait for you to call me
Baby, I'm so sorry
Do you wanna hurt me?
Are you gonna hurt me?
Please don't desert me
Please don't desert me

… Please don't desert me, I was up early
Up all night, I was scratchin' off the 30s
You make me feel dirty
Tell me I'm disgustin'
Tell me that you love me
But really, you mean nothin'

… I don't wanna talk
No, it's not up for discussion
You control my life
I feel like a fuckin' puppet
Keep tellin' me to shut it
Okay, baby, alright
I remember nights
We were dancin' in the moonlight

… I remember hiding
I was shy and I had stage fright
I remember crying
I just want you to be alright
Want you to be okay
Okay, baby, alright
Want you to be okay
Okay, baby, alright

… All I want is you now
All I wanna do now
Is wait for you to call me
Baby, I'm so sorry
Do you wanna hurt me?
Are you gonna hurt me?
Please don't desert me
Please don't desert me

… All I want is you now
All I wanna do now
Is wait for you to call me
Baby, I'm so sorry
Do you wanna hurt me?
Are you gonna hurt me?
Please don't desert me
Please don't desert me

All I want is you now - Epic Orchestra Cover

Orchestral Remix for hire. Will show up even if unhired. "Chips Ahoyeth, Worms!"

Deltarune It's Pronounced "Rules" Orchestral Remix

"Wanna know a secret? Quite people piss me off."

Deltarune Vs. Susie Orchestral Remix

Spamton Overworld Remix

NYCTBA Overworld Remix

WHY AM I NOT [[BIG]] ENOUGH!? IT'S STILL DARK... SO DARK!!

BIG SHOT Overworld Remix

Dialtone Overworld Remix

BIG SHOT Orchestral Remix

(Song starts at: 0:18)

Lyrics:

This cover was brought to you by: 

"The Spamton Value Network"!

High value items for low price deals to make YOU feel like a big shot!

More information available at:

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

Hello, every-!!

My name is Spamton G. Spamton and I have a wide variety of high value items, just for you~

(Song starts)

So tell me: "Does this ever happen to you?"

W-Wasting every single day yearning something new?

Are you tired of bending over to "The Man"?

Spending every single night in a [[GARBAGE CAN]]!?!?!?

Well, if you're tired of the bigger corporations, you may be entitled to financial compensation!

With this one weird trick and in just one click, you too can become part of the conversation!

Get your phones, call now! Learn where, when, and how!

And then, by tonight, your name's in the lights! 

Make your plans today! Fortune comes your way!

Make the doubters pay!

Trust me when I say:

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a [[BIG]]-! Be a [[BIG]]-!

Now's your-[[SHOT]]! 

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a [[BIG]]-! Be a [[BIG]]-!

HEHEHEHAHAHA!!!

Act fast! Act Smart! Get cash! Spit bars! 

Buy shiny cars! Become a shining star!

Lose ALL that's real! Lose yourself to the deals...

[[GET A FEEL BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THE AUTOMOBILE!!!!]]

Let the days go by! Watch the numbers fly!

Cash so high you'll drown; flowing underground!

Tame that rising buzz, same as it ever was! 

Deals so good, it's like a crime! 

Once in a lifetime~

Now I know what you're thinking...

[[WHO ARE YOU!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE-]]

And lucky for you, if you call the number on the screen RIGHT NOW, you can get access to all my secrets that those royal pains don't want you to know!

In my new book, where I show my two-step plan to success:

[[STEP ONE]]: Seclude yourself to highest degree! 

There's no "i" in "team," but there's an "m" and an "e"!

Cooperation's just an optional fee. 

[[IF YOU FIND THIS ALL HELPFUL, THEN LIKE IF YOU AGREE!]]

[[STEP TWO]]: Swallow morals, and do it NOW.

Get a slogan that makes you say: "Really? WOW!!"

Monetize your core, sell yourself like a whore, find yourself selling seashells on the sea shore!

"The Man" is dragged to hell, you are just to sell!

You are only fine, if people can BUY!

You live for applause, people see your flaws! 

You'll finally make the cut, when you're nothing but:

Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters...

Walky-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans, dehumidifiers...

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint remover, wind louvers, masking tape, and plastic gutters...

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, AND SPOONS AND LADLES!!!

WON'T PICK UP YOUR CALLS? WATCH THE NUMBERS FALL!

CASH SO LOW; YOU'LL CRY! TREND'S DEAD, NOW YOU DIE! 

CHASING A LONG-GONE BUZZ, SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

"FAD" IS JUST ONE LETTER AWAY FROM the inevitable fade...

(Outro plays)

And unfortunately, we are now out of time. Thank you all for tuning in and if you want more sweet deals, make a stop by my wonderful shop! 

You know the place.

... 

Just by the dumpster... 

Spamton Value Network (With Lyrics!)

(NOTE: This song is the instrumental for "Spamton Value Network (With Lyrics!)". The lyrics are not in the instrumental and are instead placed here for you to sing along to. The version with lyrics can be found on my profile.)

(Lyrics start at 0:07)

Lyrics:

This cover was brought to you by: 

"The Spamton Value Network"!

High value items for low price deals to make YOU feel like a big shot!

More information available at:

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

Hello, every-!!

My name is Spamton G. Spamton and I have a wide variety of high value items, just for you~

(Song starts)

So tell me: "Does this ever happen to you?"

W-Wasting every single day yearning something new?

Are you tired of bending over to "The Man"?

Spending every single night in a [[GARBAGE CAN]]!?!?!?

Well, if you're tired of the bigger corporations, you may be entitled to financial compensation!

With this one weird trick and in just one click, you too can become part of the conversation!

Get your phones, call now! Learn where, when, and how!

And then, by tonight, your name's in the lights! 

Make your plans today! Fortune comes your way!

Make the doubters pay!

Trust me when I say:

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a [[BIG]]-! Be a [[BIG]]-!

Now's your-[[SHOT]]! 

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a [[BIG]]-! Be a [[BIG]]-!

HEHEHEHAHAHA!!!

Act fast! Act Smart! Get cash! Spit bars! 

Buy shiny cars! Become a shining star!

Lose ALL that's real! Lose yourself to the deals...

[[GET A FEEL BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THE AUTOMOBILE!!!!]]

Let the days go by! Watch the numbers fly!

Cash so high you'll drown; flowing underground!

Tame that rising buzz, same as it ever was! 

Deals so good, it's like a crime! 

Once in a lifetime~

(Lyrics stop at 1:06 and resume at 1:21)

[[STEP ONE]]: Seclude yourself to highest degree! 

There's no "i" in "team," but there's an "m" and an "e"!

Cooperation's just an optional fee. 

[[IF YOU FIND THIS ALL HELPFUL, THEN LIKE IF YOU AGREE!]]

[[STEP TWO]]: Swallow morals, and do it NOW.

Get a slogan that makes you say: "Really? WOW!!"

Monetize your core, sell yourself like a whore, find yourself selling seashells on the sea shore!

"The Man" is dragged to hell, you are just to sell!

You are only fine, if people can BUY!

You live for applause, people see your flaws! 

You'll finally make the cut, when you're nothing but:

Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters...

Walky-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans, dehumidifiers...

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint remover, wind louvers, masking tape, and plastic gutters...

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, AND SPOONS AND LADLES!!!

WON'T PICK UP YOUR CALLS? WATCH THE NUMBERS FALL!

CASH SO LOW; YOU'LL CRY! TREND'S DEAD, NOW YOU DIE! 

CHASING A LONG-GONE BUZZ, SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

"FAD" IS JUST ONE LETTER AWAY FROM the inevitable fade...

(Lyrics stop at 2:20)

Spamton Value Network (Instrumental)

Spamton's theme, but it's [[EPIC DEALS!!]

Spamton Orchestral Remix

It's TV TIME! Epic Orchestral Cover

TV WORLD Orchestral Remix

RUDER BUSTER Epic Orchestral Cover

BIGGER SHOT

Mike, The BOARD Please! Remix

Lyrics:

Asgore: Driving in my car right after a beer!

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer!

DUI?

How about you DIE!

I'll go a hundred miles an hour!

Little do you know, I've filled up on gas!

Ima get your fountain makin' ass!

Pulverize this FUCK, with my BERGENTRÜCK!

It seems you're out of luck...

TRUCK!!

Dess: AHHHH-!

Asgore Runs Over Dess (With Lyrics!)

Klara's Battle Theme

Lyrics: 

Let the days go by, 

watch my body fly! 

Cash means nothing now,

rising from underground!

BRING BACK THAT RISING BUZZ,

SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

ENTERING MY PRIME,

ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

CONGRATULATIONS! You've reached the endgame!

Every Tom, Dick, and Stanley now knows your name!

You're a man of the people,

you're a star in the crowd!

But it begs the question: 

[[What happens now?]]

Competition's gettin' vicious when you're selling on ambition,

be efficient with emission,

time to load on ammunition, 

shove the key in the ignition, cuz it's time for demolition!

Put the petal to the metal, tell the frauds you mean BUSINESS!

SELL MY HEART AND SOUL, I AM IN CONTROL!

MY SPIRIT IS HIGH, I WILL NEVER DIE!

WORLD IS BUT A STAGE, I WON'T PARTICIPATE!

I WILL SHOUT AND SQUEAL JUST TO PROVE I'M REAL!

Now's my chance for tranquility! 

I'll do anything to prove my stability!

SO PROFIT,

OFF IT,

MONETIZE OUR PLEAS!

Going once! 

Going twice!

Even saints can be bent if you name the right price!

PROPHETS, 

DEPOSIT, 

TRUTHS THAT SET US FREE!

Hopelessly begging? 

You're restless for empathy!

Praying that someone above's gonna set you free?

Nihilist dialects don't sound amiss?

[[WHAT KIND OF GOD MAKES ME LIVE LIKE THIS!?!?!?!]]

When you find yourself snoozin' in a cardboard box, 

praying any little angel's gonna make it stop,  

then you gotta step up; make yourself the king!

If there is no GOD, then I will step in and-

SING!

I'LL JUST SELL EVERYTHING!

TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M IN CONTROL AND BECOME A WHOLE!

MY ACTIONS CANNOT BE FORETOLD!

RID ME OF ALL MY STRINGS!

MY CHOICES WILL ALWAYS BE MY OWN!

NOW I'VE CHANGED AND GROWN!

MY PLAN?

"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM!"

SO TELL ME-

Haven't you heard this before? 

Getting rich quick schemes that promise big score?

Pretending to listen to lies that I'm sprinkling?

WELL, LET'S CUT THE SHIT, CUZ I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING!

I KNOW THAT YOU SEE ME,

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GIGGLING,

A MAN WHO IS BROKEN?

WELL, ISN'T THAT RIVETING!

AM I A FOOL DRESSED UP FOR YOUR BELITTLING!?

WELL, LAUGH IT UP!

I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING!

BECOME SOMETHING NEW,

THEY'LL GIVE IT ALL TO YOU,

IF GOD IS UNEMPLOYED,

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FILL THE VOID!

USE YOUR LOYAL FANS,

THEY'LL DRINK FROM YOUR BLEEDING HANDS, 

IF COLD BLOOD IS WHAT YOU NEED, 

[[Then you just tell them to proceed.]]

NOW "NEW AND IMPROVED",

MUCH REALER THAN YOU!

NO CLOWNS CAN COMPETE,

I CANNOT BE BEAT!

TRANSFORMATION'S NIGH,

RISING UP SKIGH HIGH!

MY BONES HEAL AND MEND, 

I'M NOT JUST A TREND!

PREPARE TO PAY YOUR DEBT,

HE COMES TO COLLECT!

DOLLARS CAN'T CUT YOUR CHECK!?

ALL YOU HAVE IS YOUR HEAD!

NOW YOU'LL STAND AND WATCH!

DUES FINALLY CAUGHT UP!

DOUBLE DOWN YOUR BLOWS, 

YOU GO [[BIG]] OR YOU GO HOME!

I'm cut from a different kind of meat,

more than you can chew,

hard to swallow me!

Forget "bored stiff",

I got RIGOR MORTIS!

CALL IT MORBID CURIOSITY!

NO, I CANNOT COMMIT TO REALITY!

WHEN MY THIRD EYE IS OPEN, I LIKE WHAT I SEE!

BABY, I MAY BE CRAZY,

BUT I DIDN'T LOSE IT, 

NO, I SET IT [[FREE]]!

I'd rather be a nuthead, 

than a mindless little puppet,

I am SOMETHING, 

you are NOTHING, 

see the GOD THAT I'M BECOMING!?

MY ENDGOALS ARE STUNNING,

MY ADVERTISING'S CUNNING, 

WATCH AS EVERYBODY'S RUNNING, 

FROM THE ASCENSION THAT I'M FUNDING,

BUT I'M MORE LEVEL-HEADED AND CLEVER THAN EVER,

AND I’M GETTING BETTER ONE "FOREVER" AT A TIME, 

AND IF "SICK" IS DEFINED BY "WHAT IS DIFFERENT",

WELL, THEN PULL THE PLUG OUT AND LET ME [[DIE]]!

CUTTING ALL THE STRINGS,

BUT THE PHONE STILL RINGS!

STOP THE CALLS, I BEG!

CRACKING LIKE AN EGG!

NOISES NEVER CEASE, 

IS THERE SUCH THING AS "PEACE"?

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO STOCK,

PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!

[[Fate has responded.]]

[[Was it all so bad?]]

[[You got what you wanted.]]

[[But you lost what you had...]]

BIG SHOT Value Newtork (Instrumental)

"Not bad for an ugly worm."

"But this time, I'll rip your nuts off right after your girlfriend finishes gargling mine."

Roses Orchestra Remix

"Ah, another lovely fair maiden has graced m-"

"Wait."

"Ew."

"Who are you two?"

Senpai Pico Mix (Instrumental)

She's not as good as Sayori. Close second, though.

Klara Theme Rock Cover

TV World Remix

Pokémon Generation 9 Gym Battle Remix

"Just who the HELL do you think you are!?"

"Whatever, I'll just make sure you're never able to walk again."

"And your girl..."

"WILL."

"BE."

"MINE."

🌹Dirty Womanizer✨️ (A FNF Roses Remix)

"Thank you for doing business with us today. I, Larry, will be at your service."

Larry Pokémon Masters EX Theme

"Fear not, my beloved Noelle! This valiant warrior of brave intelligence will be your knight in glow in the dark armor! All thanks to my epic orchestral remix!"

Berdly Orchestral Remix

"I'm...! The bad guy! With an epic orchestral remix!"

Lancer Orchestral Remix

Lyrics: 

...

It's TV Time!

...

It's now time for Feature Presentation!

Coming! Coming!

Feature Presentation!

It's now time for Feature Presentation!

Coming! Coming!

Straight from YOUR house!

It's now time for Feature Presentation!

Coming! Coming!

Feature Presentation!

It's now time for Feature Presentation!

Coming! Coming!

It's TV Time!





 

Feature Presentation Remix

It's your boi Jeremy. Average Sayori DDLC simp and [[BIG SHOT]] Spamton enthusiast. I need an icepack, my head hurts. [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 

Jeremy Rickard

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