The fucking grave digger says I’m halfway there.
Unless they find a cure, I guess I’m halfway there.
Did you cum, too? She got halfway there.
My glass ain’t half-full, it’s only halfway there.
x2

I’ve been waiting for a minute til your boy be gettin’ in it.
A fucking life sentence to get the biggest difference.
Between Craig covered in Crimson or a baby chu-chu.
But all my friends keep hitting play on all my other brothers tunes.

First things first, yeah, my girl got a divorce.
Imma slay this fucking track like Imma beat a dead horse.
I had strangers coming up to me to tell me how I’m being mean.
How Snoggy B was Hogging D to get my DNA in jeans 

You wanna know the truth, how I planted my seed?
I didn’t give a damn, I straight up asked if she would cheat.
But even in the moment when she knew later she’d want it.
She looked me in my eyes and said she possessed better judgment.

Everyone tries to say the same shtick.
How you know she won’t divorce you in a minute?
How you know she ain’t cheating on you right now?
I’m the exception to the damn vows. 

The fucking grave digger says I’m halfway there.
Unless they find a cure, I guess I’m halfway there.
Did you cum, too? She got halfway there.
My glass ain’t half-full, it’s only halfway there.
X2

Do you know, little bitches, what it’s like to be compared?
To the Queen of fucking hearts, with Scotland as an heir?
In case you didn’t hear, there are boxes of degrees!
“Hold onto that one” is the slogan of a Lees.

I guess my better rapper half got it right with going POWER.
Slap two L’s from my past, that’s a fucking wedding shower.
I’ve got reasons for my anger, but don’t have a full-time job.
The reminder keeps me grounded so I’ll fit inside her box.

I swear I swear, I do declare. The fuckin’ wine has done it’s share
Of Messing with my memory, so I’m surprised she’s choosing me.
I think I didn’t take a date, to dine or wine or kinda mate.
I can’t recall past 10 o clock and nothing on me smells like cock

The fucking grave digger says I’m halfway there.
Unless they find a cure, I guess I’m halfway there.
Did you cum, too? She got halfway there.
My glass ain’t half-full, it’s only halfway there.
X2

Do you wanna see what I got in my bag?
I got myself a really neat bag.
And inside my bag there is nothin’

LIL CHU CHU:
Tell 'em what the hell has gotten into you.
You use to be the favorite. You're the funny dude.
You're posting less, you always stressed, tell me what they've done to you.
It's something changes when a mother-fucker puts a gun to you.

"Oh, there he goes again! There's the good, old Dan excuse.
We get that you were scared, but he couldn't even really shoot.
That was like two years ago. There's no way you'd still be spooked.
You just want a reason not to do what we expect of you."

You think I'm fucking happy never having fun?
Have to finally have a real opinion on control of guns?
A person who's on neutral is cool and it was my usual.
But once the scales got tipped I'm equipped with some confusion and get delusional.

I get depressed all the time that I'm not half who I use to be.
I'm in the same boat of expecting all the same from me.
But I'm tired and going grey and I'm not even 30 yet.
And it hurts me when sometimes I wish I could swap places with the 5th.

Craig Crimson