Welcome to Yinzerville
Watch out for conservative and racist jagoffs
hockey and football fanatics
Nobody gives a fuck about baseball
except for Brett
He's pretty cool
Welcome to Yinzerville

Did the Steelers lose another playoff game?
Better put the whole goddamn town on suicide watch
Welcome to Yinzerville

On a Friday night, stay the fuck away from the South Side
A bunch of white, entitled college kids are about to get belligerent 
But if yinz are conscious in the morning
grab brunch at Zenith or a snack at Spak
Welcome to Yinzerville

From the top of Mt. Washington 
those scrapers are spectacular
Don't breathe in too deep
You might get a mouthful of US Steel
Thanks, Carnegie!

Why did Berkman have to lose his nerves
when he shot to kill Henry Clay Frick?
Welcome to Yinzerville

Did the Steelers win another Super Bowl
Congratulations! Yr cheering for a rapist


Yinz Have A Friend

This song was originally written and recorded by Propagandhi  www.propagandhi.com

Rewritten and recorded here by Robby Lester (the Ghostwrite).  Lyrics by Chris Hannah.

“I swear I did my best to ensure that his final moments were swift and free from fear. But consideration should be made for the fact that Sandor Katz was my first kill, so I trust the reader will understand that while his screams may well have seemed like conscious objections they were in reality simply a request to honour his strength and speed! With gratitude and tenderness I singed every single hair from his body, gently placed his decapitated head in a stock pot, boiled off his flesh and made a spread-able head cheese! Because I believe that one can only relate with another living creature by completely destroying it! I’m sure Sandor’s friends and family will appreciate this!”

A rationale so moronic it defies belief. Post-vegetarian I must submit to you-respectfully-be careful what kind of world you wish for. Someday it may come knocking on your door.

Human(e) Meat (The Flensing of Sandor Katz)

Fully mastered digital download will be available October 21, 2016 at:
www.theghostwrite.bandcamp.com

Recorded by J. Robbins & Matt Redondo at Magpie Cage in Baltimore MD in July and August 2016. 

Mixed and produced by J. Robbins at Magpie Cage in Baltimore MD. 
Mastered by Dylan Rees at Silver Fox Studio in Columbus OH. 

Robby Lester - acoustic guitar, electric guitar, vocals 
J. Robbins - organ, piano, baritone guitar, tambourine, timpani 
Matt Redondo - stomps and claps 
Kelley Banahasky - stomps and claps 

All songs and lyrics written by Robby Lester, with the exception of "How Much I Love You" which was originally written by Mike Miller (the Alan Smithee Project).