Rap Battles Featuring Steven Universe

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

Estamos en la primera batalla de "Epicas Batallas De Rap Friki",esta vez se enfrentan Steven Universe contra Clarence.

Video disponible aquí:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJP5j90tMGw

(Perdón por los fallos de audio U.U)

(Por cierto,yo escribo las batallas en versos xD)

Letra:
Hola soy Clarence y en esta batalla
nadie que apoye a Steven se halla
Igual que con Connie y tus intentos de raya
son como tus rimas porque siempre fallan

Callan mis rimas a tu tonto equipo
Este Rap ni siquiera lo necesito
Las Gems necesitan otro tipo,
en tu equipo eres sólo el mosquito

¿No vas a la escuela?
No creo que salgas muy bien
¿Tu serie es una novela?
pues que crees ya vimos cien

Nadie que tenga cordura
se querría enfrentar conmigo
¿Como piensas asustar con
tu estúpida Gema en el ombligo?

Entre Sumo,Jeff y yo
estaremos golpeando a un tonto
¿O al no entender palabras
crees que estoy yendo demasiado pronto?

Cuídate luchando contra
el poderoso mago
¿Como piensas vencerme si
solo eres un estúpido vago?

Steven:

Que comience,Clarence,
¿Quieres que me avergüence?
En este Rap será como HomeWorld,
porque yo seré el que vence

No sabes de lo que soy capaz,
esto era solo calentar
Ya me puse mal,
yo puedo al mundo salvar

¿Seguro que sabes rapear?
¿Piensas que me vas a ganar?
Imposible no sabes actuar,
Cartoon Network te va a cancelar

Pues hoy te bajaré los
dientes que te quedan
¿Que has comido piedras?
ya empieza a madurar

Calmenme porque
estoy echando humo
Con tus ojos enlodados
puedes ver que eres mas feo que Sumo

Y además no me
puedes parar
Tu eres un niño
y yo una Gema de Cristal

Clarence:
¿Que estas diciendo?
creo que vas demasiado lento
Un momento,parece que
es a cebolla a quien me enfrento

Como si fueras Perla,
seguro tirarás un grito
¿Por que rayos combaten
contra una Gema Dorito?

Con tu serie haces que lloren,
nadie que se ría,
Yo con mis 9 años ya
salvo el día

Como si fueras Garnet,
te quedaras mudo,
¿Steven serio?,eres
un burro por hacerte el rudo

Creo que con eso basta
Steven pudiste hacer algo mejor
Soy un chico muy entusiasta
contra un niño que no tiene valor

Por esas y muchas razones
contra mi sales volando por la ventana
Por esos sentirás muchas impresiones
de que la batalla Clarence la gana

Steven:

¿Un niño que no tiene valor?
¡Porfavor!
Yo tengo aventura geniales,
¡tu juegas con la tierra perdedor!

Mis dibujos son de
la nueva era
¿Que hará Jeff?
Craftearme una espada de madera

Mi vida es algo trágica
pero vivo aventuras mágicas
Tu vida es muy...¿Clásica?
Tus aventuras son básicas

Mi historia es fantástica,
la tuya da lástima
Soy un chico para dar más,
tu tienes tu simio llamado Chad

Amigo estas yendo
al lado del aburrimiento
¿No estás muy en forma?
Mejor que te ayude con tu entrenamiento

Eres como la frase de mi papá,
pero no dicha bien:
Si Steven fuera perfecto,
no existiría Clarence.

Cast:

Steven Universe:Spunico
Clarence:ThePrayt

Escrito por ThePrayt,Spunico y WTFr4n.

Beat by Tristan On The Track


Steven Universe vs Clarence. Epicas Batallas De Rap Friki 1#

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

This was the last thing I recorded with my old mic settings. You can see why I changed them. 

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