this is a pretty good battle I think everybody did good in this battle

Rap Cypher - Collection 2 (2020-2022)

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

oh yeah woo yeah new audio time

Zagranis as Ethan Macmanus (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
AlaskanSam as Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Beat produced by hala-X
Written by Trakked
Additional help by MetaMachine and RNG
Chiseler: Jason Carreon
Mixer: Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by ThatTacoGod

Battle:

Ethan: 
Yeah, it's Ethan McManus and I'm boutta leave you damaged
Best stock up on all your mana or you're gonna need a bandage
They really put an atheist against the Pope of Gaming?
Put problems on your parents, ain't the ones you should be blaming (Nah)
Instead blame yourself, you fucking lazy loner
Makes sense you got demons when animals give you boners
Running gags make me gag, so let's stray away from that
Such a drag, takes a decade for your art to stable class
Name a lame game you play, I could beat your ass in it
Just a shame to famed games, I'll have this rat finished
Named after some guy that died from holding his piss in,
So why not take the piss yourself and give my ass a kissing?

Tycho:
I didn't expect less, yet you dropped the bar lower
'Least I'm still going strong, how long have you been over? 
Known for my sophistication, most of your fans are eight
So I'll put my two cents in like I was at an arcade!
Claim you're better, yet your personality went down the shitter
Heh, what could you do to me, report me on Twitter?
Tycho has nice flow, used to the spotlight, though
And you expect to win when your creator can't write? (Oh!)
Your comic used to be mediocre, but as you descended
You decided to turn into a fucking drama when you ended
I'd attempt to bang your wife, but even I couldn't stoop that low
Between her and Lucas, she put a new meaning in 'Smash Bros'

Ethan:
This is really coming from the guy that offed his own wife?
Makes sense that an asshole has a shitty love life
(Yeah) You're avoiding criticism like the sun, bitch 
And recycling so many plots after they've been done, bitch
I'm dishing cold rhymes out like Zeke X-Bot
I've saved two universes, and you? Despot.
Taken Ls your whole life, but one lesson that you best afford?
Your family relations? Cut short by an extension cord!

Tycho:
Chased after my coattails yet can't achieve the funny
'Cause on this track and DnD, I always roll 20s.
Attempt to reach my heights, though I'd rather not collaborate
Looking like some fuckface I would see on GoAnimate!
I've seen better dealing in Poker Night, you're not special
Your animations took your shitfest to a whole other level 
Shame you had worse writing here than the vows at your marriage
I'd say this Loss was worse than your wife's miscarriage.

Ethan Macmanus vs Tycho Brahe - Rap Cypher #15

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

it is halloween time!

M!CAH as One Million Viewer
Trakked as Username 666
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Written by Trakked, Cole, Jailyn and Dani Frias
Chiseled by Psytube
Mixed by Light
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
One Million Viewer:
.icu Username, welcome to a newer hell
This ain’t a pleasure; your fate was sealed when you clicked the URL
Hard to pinpoint any details when your story’s so generic
Hyper-realistic gore won’t put your viewers in hysterics
Soon the eyes will descend, choking in your lines and dreams
To get your shit story clicks you must’ve got help from me
Been around since ‘06? Satan must be old news,
Cuz your channel’s one oddity that I’d never give a million views

Username:
Here’s a refresher OMV, Creepiest Pasta on the Tube
When people hear your name they say ‘Hello, Who are you?’
I got kids fearing my name, you've got a grammar fault in yours
Reload your site, leave you hacked, call it another 404
Don't need an email to see fails in this poorly run site
You’re getting derailed to the Spam file; where I rip out your one eye
Every trace of you will get X’d out when I spit six-six-sick
Nothing can shut my servers down! You get weak from a single click

One Million Viewer:
Win’ll be Private when I’m demonetizing your verse
So run back to Nana and hope your browser’s file isn't cursed
Gives you more time thinking, since your reign of terror has ended,
With one million reports ;account’s forever suspended

Username:
The Illuminati rip-off wants to go and trash my name?
I’ve been explained on many channels, a wiki’s your claim to fame! (yeah)
I leave Soundcloud bots to rot, left in hellfire,
Mad cause the only cat-eye used in battles is Bill Cipher

One Million Viewer:
My victory’s gleaming and glaring like a cat’s eye!
Learning your defeat second hand, but I guess that’s no surprise
The one mill’ will be here soon; I’ll leave this devil here to burn (uh)
Calling me a rip-off? Then Glesgorv would like a word (yuh)

Username:
You’re not 1 of a million, you suck at being unique
With just a hand, I crash computers, your connection looks too weak
Your wifi's gone down, no potential, this kid should see
Can shut down your computer, but you'll NEVER get rid of me.

One Million Viewer vs Username 666 - Rap Cypher #16.66

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

No, not Dream SMP.

Trakked as This Man
SimplyRazzy as Grey Man
Beat produced by Ear2ThaBeat
Written by Trakked, DCA, Nooby and 01Tyler10
Additional help by JenniNoMRC and M&Mattie
Chiseled by Jofinity and Danii
Mixed by ENNWAY
Special effects added in by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by 01Tyler10

Battle:

This Man: 
Hello, Grey Man. I suggest you stop treading 
There’s no good ending wherever you’re heading
Been here since ‘06, I’m a legend on the net
You’re a relic on consoles that they all seem to forget
Ever Dream of me? Let’s go behind the scenes
And see a cracked mind, broken by LSD
I'm seen by thousands on a day-to-day basis
You only show up to one; no wonder you're faceless
It's a dream imitation. We’ve no relation
You’re a basic emulator only sold on Playstation.
I’ve no containment, while you’re stuck in bad trips
I’m ancient, this cartridge’s getting sent back to the attic
I'm a worldwide phenomenon, you're stuck in Japan
Got a half-assed game and you're half of a man
So what does that make you? Is this a breakthrough?
They think you're a rapist, they don't want to face you 

Grey Man:
Was that a Downer verse? It didn’t hurt me.
Doesn’t take a therapist to know your verse was murky
You claim to be a cog in a clockwork machine,
But realize you’re part of a marketing scheme
I spit cyphers like Diphen, prepare for a mindfuck
I shine bright like fire so best keep your eyes shut
You rip open animals, blame it on children,
Bring him to madness and claim I'm the villain?
Run backwards, but I’m always here to watch ya
Tearing your memories while I gobble creepypasta
Peeping Tom’s already gone, and his story’s dismembered
But your shitty manga? I don’t want to remember.
This district’s so violent, I’ll leave you in silence 
While my game is timeless, You’ve lost your prime, kid 
The people who’ve dreamed of me, only wish they were sober 
So when you see my presence, know that it's all over.

This Man:
Appear all you want; I'd rather block you from my mind
Bombed hard on the track; call you Spy vs Spy
Looking at your script, your coding could use a rewrite
I got an A+ verse, yours was more of a B-type
I give people happy feelings, you give doses of despair
But a year of your game? That’s a neverending nightmare  
You've already lost, so drop the facade
You claim you're a demon? Then bow to your god.

Grey Man:
The dreamscape is mine to command; I’m confining This Man
And I’ll grind you to strands, you’ll find that you’re damned
So why do you try? You’re so black and white,
I’m spitting bright rainbows, a psychedelic sight
I’m a subconscious monster, you’re more of a myth
This mortal is stuck in a moral abyss 
So when I pop this pill and destroy your existence,
The wet dream you have will be much much different.

SCP-990 (Dream Man):
You’re led to believe it’s a win you’re receiving,
But it’d be too easy to say that you’re dreaming.
I've no true form, but your costumes are laughable 
With Grey's deja vu form never surpassing passable 
It doesn't take a future vision to know your raps were disasters
Leaving wars Cold, more old than the skill I've mastered
You’re both seen as antagonistic, giving others fear,
So why not take my hand? I’m not the bad guy here.
A guise filled with lies, more anonymous than your lettering
You want some bars to munch on? Suppose I’ll do the Keter-ing.
Make no mistake; I’ll break your fake X-Files
I’d rather not partake in a screaming match with you exiles
And as I sit on this bench, watching this match from the sidelines,
I chuckle to myself as you both stay in the limelight
So repent for your mistakes; either way you're sure to fall
See the light 'fore it's too late; this is your wake-up call.

(RNG as SCP 990
Beat produced by hala-X)

Grey Man vs This Man - Rap Cypher #20

King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
RaccoonBroVA as Charlotte Katakuri

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Special Thanks to: GamingPlush64

Lyrics:

Joseph:
I’m paired with a no-manner, sweet-eating kid?
Already beat up cops, now I gotta hand it to this pig
Who’s a man named Charlotte that is rocking that red hair
This fake biker makes Tequila Joseph feel like some fresh air
Tell me how we get there, fighting you’s no biggie
With them shark teeth, I’ve seen better lethal bites from Iggy
So while this kid’s getting bullied for sitting there looking pretty
I’m in Italy getting more cake than your whole fucking city

Katakuri:
What an unworthy foe, but now I’ll strike back
So start the tea party, I know your british ass would like that
Bein buddies with Nazis is really quite the big fish
How’s this motherfucker racist but cannot speak english?
Second in command to the Yonko Big Mom
Take the one you’re simping for and I could leave that bitch gone
Keep that Suzie close to you before I’m dropping bodies
But shit, I’ve seen better partners from Pudding and Sanji
And from what the future lies, Epstein doesn’t live well
Unlike him, he goes Nigerundayo with his kid
Hell, the donuts on his neck is probably driving you circles
I’ll beat you up and make you die alone, Hermit Purple

Joseph:
The fact that I’ll end up alone is really quite the fantasy
I’m a fan favorite while your fanclub’s in your family
And thankfully there’s nothing I can truly embrace
So you should do nothing with these cuts like they’re on Brulee’s face
You’ll need a better scarf after I keep your words in check
When I catch a dub so big, it’d probably fit half your neck
So your Haki’s doing nothin’ with my Hamon, take these bullets
‘cause I bet the next thing you’re gonna say is…some bullshit

Katakuri:
Make you cry like Esidisi, I’d say that’s just peachy
Gotta wear that mask again to breathe, see
I’m crushing it like Caesar, but I guess that you knew little
But thanks for the honors on Joseph’s second funeral

Joseph Joestar vs. Charlotte Katakuri - #14

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T4OT2o38EuJa1MNCoeyrDh-K1oIeWVxi6RVIW13M5ic/edit
Shimario as Yoshi
Corey LeVier as Sakamoto
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and GamingPlush64
Beat by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Mixed/Added Instruments by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for next battle: "Rap in a Flash"(featuring Fightmarker)

Yoshi vs. Sakamoto

Spinel : JesseBoxVO
Lotso : AlaskanSam

Written by Kamren
Additional Help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by : Jort

YT Link : https://youtu.be/JVglXppaksQ

Spinel :
Oh well well well, what do we have here?
The spitting image of Pink if strawberries what I'd outta fear
Though you're more like Jessie if we're talking how you turned out
Went from a Christmas gift to Hitler for Mickey Mouse (ouch!)
Escaped the biggest roast and got picked at a garbage dump?
Couldn't use my rubber hose to wash off all that funk
So you better hold your breath when out on the road
Cuz it's bad when E.T's telling you to phone it home (oh!)
Even a clown ditched your trio, giving daycares a massive frown
Things only went downhill when a sheriff came to town
Finally grabbed your cane, thinking you stood your ground
Saying "We're made to be thrown away," just when Baby threw you down!
Your toxicity exceeds the Injector I pilot
Uglier as a dictator than any of the Diamonds
Got close to a human, his grip loosened and went crazy
Sought as a rogue nuisance in ruins, pushing away his Daisy

Lotso :
You done running your mouth? Then welcome to Sunnyside 
Make your way to the Caterpillar- Oh, you've done that just fine
Toys are made to be thrown away, that's what happened to you, right?
There's only one of you and she left you at first sight
You're only a child's plaything stepping in my Kindergarten
Waited an eternity of hide and seek stuck in Pink's Garden
Once you found her Other Friends, your thoughts were given a hard block
Just to crack under pressure as if I were crushing a heart lock
Fell apart again with that verse stretching, it's no shock
If you'd like, I'd be happy to send you to The Box
Speaking of babies, I find it ironic
That my friend here is more mature than your fans starting conflicts
There's no Sugar coating them or Rebecca, should I mention?
Eddy's Double D is something we all regret, having read it
So if there's anything of note, then here's what you got wrong
Follow your own advice, you won't win against me in this song

Spinel :
Oh, I'm sorry, were you done? Jeez, I must've snoozed off
But it just goes to show how much you get slept on
With my Rejuvenator, I'd easily cut you up into bits
It's the only time you freaks could ever use an off switch
Call my fans absurd? Do your "friends" assure you're adored?
They lurked till Ken and Barbie had them reformed
Saved by Woody and Buzz, so how do you repay?
Lots-O-Tuggin our emotions till you sent them to their graves
Forget Future, you're the biggest pink monster I've ever wrapped against
Gee, it's swell to finally beat the ultimate nihilist
Sunnyside's brought back to peace and yet at the finale of the day
To be the story's end, but 4 left your film Driving Away

Lotso :
Boo hoo, look at you taking the moral high ground
You took "screws loose" and almost left humanity wiped out
Who are you to talk about redemption? 'Cause last I checked
You flip flopped more in your film than making any sort of sense
Started off a playmate, made for the fun to go higher
Then got replaced for Pearl 'cause she wasn't any brighter
Became another problem for Steven to deal with
Like mother like son, it would've been best to leave you ditched
I spoke the truth to my family, your whole life has been a lie
Spent thousands of years on a rock, grew bitter full of spite
Now this gem stands in a palace, stoned, you've done nothing but spin Ls!
So tell me, where's your purpose now, Spinel?

Spinel vs Lotso - Rap Battle! (ft. JesseBoxVO and AlaskanSam)

Jigsaw Voiced By Vladimyr P.
Macgyver Voiced By Toni Rigatoni
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By CreeperPasta

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWX7vYOAWUA



Jigsaw:

Hello Macgyver, the survivor, improviser
You’ll find you’ll need more than light wires in the cypher
While the timer ticks down to zero, I’ll let you try and play hero
But your passive tactics to actual threats won’t help to save you in here, though
Tried to be an American Badass, but alas your fame is fleeting
All I need is a Spiral to get people in line for my screenings
Leave you choked like your name was Cale, smothered with regretful defeat
My bars will grind your rotten corpse, leaving Angus as ground beef
My plans are elaborate masterpieces, your strats all rely on tape
Maybe if Mac could actually plan, his pals wouldn’t lie in early graves
Your pocket knife just wouldn’t suffice at stopping you from being destroyed
I’ll give you a chance, Macgyver. Rap or die. Make your choice

Macgyver:

Is that the best you got? God, this old man is a bore
First impressions are very important, but you’re choosing to waste yours
An angel of death or a raging sadist? You’re walking a fine line
Give me a clip and some duct tape, and I still couldn’t fix your timeline!
Keep a cool head when my foes show
Kidnap little girls? That’s a new low
You got a few fans, but on the downlow?
You haven’t been relevant since the third go!
But of course that wouldn't phase you.
You love your game so much, you let it play you!
Researching for the hearing impaired. I’m relentless
Your lesson fell on the deaf ears of your apprentice!
I’m the best, with search and rescue
Sharper than the Human blender, you’ll be crashing like your nephew!
Your death traps don’t scare me, your gore just shocks
But what has bigger holes, your wife’s face or your plots?

Jigsaw:

Very impressive, but I didn’t mention
How my intervention has a second lesson
While you travel the world deciding to play spy
The game of life was cutting deeper through your family ties
Too bad Daddy can’t tell ya to lose the mullet
You should learn from your childhood friend and bite the bullet
Can’t keep a girlfriend, your personality’s mild
But had the little recipe for how to abandon your child
Vile actions are embarrassing  really no comparison
You couldn’t bring fire to your lines if you had kerosene.
Hope you have an antidote, the way I spit so toxic
Causing you more pain than anything Murdoc did

Macgyver:

Glorified Muppet maker, death faker. Just shove it!
Pretty clear why Wan would cut the strings of this puppet!
Had about enough of it, so quit jerking me around
My raps aren’t pig guts but you’re still gonna drown
I take down members of H.I.T!
You can barely stay ahead of the N.Y.P.D!
So just take your defeat! You couldn’t sink any lower
No room for a twist. I win! Game Over!

Macgyver Vs Jigsaw - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Oi loves welcome to a new FRB vs Anything innit, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today we have the left brain of former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher go against the right brain of Jack Manifold-endorsed streamer and writing genius, littleflecks. (Insert Bri'ish joke for SC release)

Written by Littleflecks and JustGamer
Littleflecks: Psytube
Margaret Thatcher: Littleflecks 
Beat by BeatG33ks
Mixed by LittleFlecks
Cover art by Zagranis

Margaret Thatcher:
I’m the voice of a nation I brought forward, prevailing in all fronts
Even if my voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard 
More driven than even president ford was 
And I’m about to win the most pointless war since the Falklands 
I’m Maggie Thatcher, the milk snatcher 
Don’t fuck with me ‘cuz I will smack ya’ 
I Went so hard that they built statues
I’ll make you pay like I poll tax ya’ 
Mate, you did top 10, they were mid flops then
You had pissed off went to do tiktok trends but that shits gone dead 
So this kid recessed to rap battles. Call that winter of diss content 
My hearts wired with no soul 
I’m part iron, I’m so cold 
You can march, riot I won’t go 
I’ll start fires with no coal 
Tubby tubbo will finally die 
In the public eye but I privatize 
You see copyright and die inside 
I don’t give a shit ‘bout a minor strike 

Littleflecks:
Oh fuck I thought the wicked witch had already died  
Ding dong, ring any bells? Cause that’s how you’re identified 
Also I’d like to give congratulations on surviving your assassination 
I’d say that’s a stroke of luck, but holy fuck, that’s all it’s taken
When I call you Ronald, I mean McDonald and Reagan 
With the skin so pale, you’re the Iron-deficient lady 
I put the fresh in Freshy Kanal with my crazy rappin’ (YEAH!!)
Those rhymes were so poor that you’d want to fucking tax ‘em 
Yo I’m the Rhyme Minister when I’m on beat 
You broke the glass ceiling and then filled it with concrete 
I’m gonna leave before you cast a witch hex 
Off to have so much sex. Now, that’s a lil flex

littleflecks vs Margaret Thatcher - FRB vs Anything

The re-remaster almost no one asked for has arrived!
JenniNoMRC as Cuphead
Shimario as Megaman
Beat produced by Audio Network
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Serena, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Cuphead:
Well, golly! I didn’t expect this,
The devil added another metalhead to the checklist?
Then I guess I’ll wreck this, deflecting shots 
With a direct hit, send it in and “X” the box off
Think you’re on top? This snobby fellow’s not,
I’m beating demons, you’re over there stopping yellow blobs
Collecting contracts, and you look like a bonus
Though with your bombed franchise, you’re probably soulless


Megaman:
Better watch what you say, I’m defending humanity,
While you’re only saving souls because of your vanity
And your family isn’t happy ‘bout your gambling streak
Stop playing craps and see you’re causing actual calamities
It’s sad to see; (Yeah) and I know you’re tryna get rich,
But you didn’t need to sell your soul again to Netflix
Reckless, and you’re never getting on my level
Just a greedy delinquent that dealt with the Devil

Cuphead:
Created to achieve peace and preached it around,
Yet you’re still beating bots and sending them in the ground
And stealing their parts just to gain more abilities?
May have more powers, but no creativity


Megaman:
Ripped off my gameplay, bit off the same plate,
Tip off to save face, tipped off to break, hey!
Fad since the start, so I’ll take down your cards
And then I’ll show Chalice a real Super Art


Cuphead:
Well chum, I suggest you digress and then some
I’ve many awards, you can’t get one 
I bet guns won’t save you from losing a stock, and
You and your fans are living under a Rockman


Megaman:
Surprised you didn’t get your younger brother as a stand-in
My bosses are balanced, while all of yours are crammed in
Not one to meddle with, made of pure metal
And sent you back crying to Old Elder Kettle (AYY)



Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher #26

ah shit here we go again
welcome back to rap cypher!
Light as Shang Tsung
Alex the Beast as Mandarin
Beat produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by CJ and Trakked
Mixed by Alex the Beast
Written by: Trakked

Battle:

Shang Tsung:
(Hm.) It has begun. Let us test your so-called might.
The predecessor of a legend yet still lacks the strength to fight.
Enter the Mandarin into my dark heart; and within there you'll find
You dealt with Stan Lee and Disney, now your soul is mine. (Ha!)
And you really think those rings make you special? You're but a glorified pimp
Mother's a prostitute, you're in solitude, so I'd be glad to give a glimpse
Of my power, you'll bask in nonexistence; if you wanna keep up persistence 
Like your namesake, you'll be peeled like an orange, another kombatant I've finished (Agh)
Wouldn't be enough for this sorcerer, yes? Kondemned to the Damned and tortured to death
Trapped in a Soulnado, filled with hate though, your whole life is a Tale of Suspense
 I never thought a better foe would come out of your son, only shows he is superior.
It's settled though, you've met with no allies, so you're just broken and inferior.

Mandarin:
Seems there's Big Trouble in Little China, best not keep this devil waiting
You're seeming Lo, Pan, so go, man, Annihilated like movie ratings
The greatest mind in the world against a slave to his king?
It's no wonder you're used to losing to Liu several times in the ring.
You fell down the charts like on Argus. (agh) A second Armageddon awaits
Being imprisoned by your superior only shows failing is your fate.
Call me the Dragon King, cause I whooped your ass down; better fit as a class clown
Those fatalities only show that your power's in the past now.

Shang Tsung:
My words sting like a cobra bite; your verse had no effect
You built up and destroyed yourself; a human Titanomech.
First started as a stereotype, but whitewashing made you worse.
Left a Stane upon your legacy; glad he finally ended this curse.

Mandarin:
Your only good trait is Identity Theft, but with all that, no Identity left
Your island's defunct as a Krypt, I'll debunk this until you realize this entity's best
Is unstoppable, you're dropping past your prime, though, no new timeline could decide 
The final resting place for the elderly, dismissed as a psycho, I will
Transport you to the Valley of Spirits; life force dwindling as you try
It's no wonder the Elders cursed you, with your never-ending pride
Powers transferred to the Queen, and Shao left you burning, it's
Clear you're worthless; Now you see the true champion of this tournament.

Shang Tsung vs Mandarin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #11

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

Bendy vs Zalgo - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #13

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked

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