Bill Cipher (Disney) vs. The Lich (Cartoon Network)

this may be the first time that I genuinely can't name any complaints. everything about this, from the beat, to the bars, to even the thumbnail, was just perfection 

Rap Cypher - Collection 1 (2019-2020) - The Prologue

Writers:
JustGamer
Trakked
YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Sculpture
HHH3

Additional Help:
Adam Sandler 2

Mixed and Masturbated by:
Glitchdude

Thumbnail and other bad desicions by:
Adam Sandler 2

DISCORD RAP BATTLES!
GALACTUS!
VERSUS!
KIRBY!
2! 
BEGIN!


Kirby Verse 1 - (0:16)
Hi there Mr. Giant, I'm afraid there's no space for the both of us
You think your character’s big, but your fame never exploded, huh

Dropping bombs like your box office debut, your act is over.
This cosmic being’s going down in flames: call you Galactus Nova.

This battle's like Epic Yarn again, I'm tying up loose ends
In Round 2 against this immense indigested nuisance

You're all fluff like Kracko, pouring out a wack flow
This cloud will B going Down when I rock him like it’s Smash Bros

Bring more storms than Torch or Thor, cause my hammer slams hits
Outsurvived your kind and planet Earth, while you're getting banished 

You heard me, you’ll get Jack, cause there’s no way you’ll burn me
This won’t be the first time you’re getting owned by a Kirby

Galactus Verse 1
Your lack of syntax makes sense, for a being who learns few words
But I’ll teach you the meaning of power as I force you to serve   

Galactus, my wrath sends fragiles like you packing
You shall be my dinner, I’ll preheat you with rapping 

You can’t compare to my infinite wisdom
Slamming my boot down, kirb-stomp this schism
You've failed on the mic with your raps and your rhythm
Which belong inside a galactic prison

Created for babies, you don't go hard, like how they make the games
Nothing but filler, but still, this pest could never take the cake

But you steal Mario’s power-ups, you've copied from the start
While I leave planets devoured up, you ride the fame of anotha star

My abilities reach infinity, have heroes blown through 
I leave the Four dead cold, I’ll take down this absolute Zero, too

Kirby Verse 2
Call me a pest, but you get beat by squirrels, just move along
Cause I’m a transformer of my genre, you mooched off Unicron

Always been adored, I’m cutting-edge like a swordfight 
While your foes went from Fantastic Four.. beat stops to fantastic four-tnite 

Galactus Verse 2
I turn your Dream Land to a Nightmare at my will, so fear me 
Damage planets in my Master Hand, while joy is all you kill, merely

When Sakurai made like the Amazing Mirror, and split from your series 
Pit had an uprising while you went downhill, clearly

Kirby Verse 3
Face it, you’re falling behind me in this Gourmet Race
You’re gaining second place, hey, is that why you came from the Silver Age?

Don't need to maintain my clay game when I try to tank hits 
Cause up to the plate I devoured and you only ate bits

Couldn't save your own people, so feeble, you're called a god? please  
You can't bring back the dead but you get chomped on by zombies 

Can’t sustain hunger or dignity with that helmet and dull attire
This plot device isn't close to hot, call you the Ultimate Null-fire

Galactus Verse 3
As a challenge or an ample meal, this fun size tyke won't suffice
You're putting me to sleep, a worse Jigglypuff on the Mic

My Heralds spread my warnings, heed it before you’re destroyed 
You’re named after a lawyer, I have court executioners employed 

You want edible items even if it means your allies dying
An icon of materialism, no wonder Marx is who you're fighting  

Now this gumball has been chewed out, I shall return to my journey
Cause between heralding and dissing, you're too weak to serve me

Kirby vs Galactus 2 - Discord Rap Battles

Raichous as Shaggy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0x1NpACm6ilmdkop6g7i8g

Dani Frias as Yasahiro
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Beat by Dj Fusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHUqjFyusV0

Thumbnail by Super Waluigi Bros
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClN6yu-9s2-54HELKQRowwQ

Mixed by Dani Frias

Written by Dani Frias

Additional Help by Creep Switch

Shaggy:
Zoinks, Scoob! I don't think that there's more fingers to go on and
Point to, it seems that this hippie really wants to Disappoint, ooh. 
Betting all that what you have written falls
Since I've the balls to fight you while you fight behind a crystal ball

Hiro:
Man, I'm not offended but best cover your ears
You'll probs remake that verse then go milk it for thirty more years
I see the future, bro I know how your whole scheme works
Your appetite is big because the show that lets you eat's dirt, uh-huh

Shaggy:
Are you challenging me? While we are distinct?
Fighting DBZ rip-offs but not ready for Ultra Instinct
Call this battle Velma's glasses, 'cause you lost it, I should warn her
While I'm putting bad guys in jail, they're putting you in Transformers

Hiro:
But let's bring up your new movie, it consistently shows
That you're like Matthew at the door during real mystery shows
You're fishing in zones you don't want to have disputes over, ooh
As you're nothin' but a pebble to the true stoner too

Shaggy:
I get that you're a stoner and all, thinking that you're woke
But best you choke and grab Jill's scissors, hair looks like the weed you smoke
For a student who repeated middle school, Hope's Peak's your last goal
That plan has bigger holes in it, more than your mother's- Zoinks, ooh
You should get a load of this, actin' like you've never been owned but man
Cowering over a mastermind I would've simply trapped all in an episode, damn
Hiro, you're hated and dated. Remove the school level, you're super high and ashamed to bits
And your burger ain't abducted, dude. I probably ate it

Hiro:
I'm so good, how I'm piping in the bad ending's a mystery
While you stay simping on the most simped on woman in history, yup
Battling me's quite loco, judging from what you've shown so 
Knew those theories were real, your shit's a ghost just like Kyoko
Shaggy is draggin' the battle but just like his episodes plots, he's slacking
It's bad he tries livin with crossovers, but in this very one, he's lacking with just some
Figments of his imagination, go fill an application
For a real job because my team beats yours in any nation

Shaggy Rogers vs Yasuhiro Hagakure - Rewind Rap Rumble

MetalFireVA as Tankman
Fightmarker as The Soldier
Writing: Fightmarker and Trakked
Beat by ObieDaz
Mixed by Fight

Tankman (0:23) 
Ugh
Look what we have here, this cunt best put his guard up
Cause wow, just the sight of you is killing my hard-on 
Why should I be scared of you, isn’t your ass named Jane?
Getting fucked so hard; that’s what we call a Flash-Bang (flashbang sound effect)
Ain’t gonna keep calm, yeah, I’m dropping fucking bombs
Keep playing with taunts, I’ll launch my rocket in your mom
And your daddy too, your attitude is fucked up to the max
Don't matter if you’re red or blue, I’ll still beat this hack's ass
Ain't got range in your vocals or your arms; you just miss shit
I'm willing to bet this loner just wants his Valve twisted
Are those clothes the ones you really wanna die in, shit
Bruh, your fucking helmet looks like the tip of my dick

The Soldier
Step back maggot, it's time I show you the ropes
You best be retreating when I get you in my scope
I killed nazis on my own, and your crew's not much better
When your team's having a Titanic watch party together 
As a veteran, I'm better than this; take it like a man
Have a show not written for pre-teens and that is a command
There’s no way out of Domination, I’ll leave your corpse rotten
Cause I got the best view of your death, I called Shotgun!
I'll advance in your quarters and leave this manchild cornered
Best listen to my orders, you fucking commie conformer
You went through an apocalypse while I alone am more deadly
Shown your face as a disgrace, so drop down and give me 20

Tankman
Huh TFU2, could you repeat that last verse, dear?
I knew you were rapping about something, I just didn’t really care 
And you're fighting robots too? You can suck my nuts and bolts
Hey, Steve! Leave this dumbass with a bunch of holes!
Newgrounds be getting bread, and ours isn’t injected
How did every branch of the military have your ass rejected? 
You’ve Captured The White Flag, you sure resisted quick
So now rocket jump on this dick or rocket jump off a cliff (bitch)

The Soldier
Unlike you, I know honor, Mr. Prissypants, step down.
Cemented your legacy as Newgrounds' biggest letdown 
I made my own fame, how you got yours is quite a shame
I respawn everyday, you got resurrected from a rhythm game 
Couldn't Rumble with the top tiers, so now you're on the sidelines
Waited for your punchlines longer than your time in the limelight
Took you off the high ground, you’re not what you claim to be
If God wanted you to live, he would have not created me!
(*RADICAL INTENSE SOLDIER SCREAM AAAAAAGH*)

Tankman vs The Soldier. rap battle. by fightmarker.

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Happy birthday Serena!!

Danii as Gustavo Fring

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Jason Carreon and Danii
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon
Flow Test by: Danii

Lyrics:


Gus:
Here at my business, I keep it clean with ordeals
While you seem like the type of fish that I’ll cook for more meals
Like yourself, it’s getting old, hope this barnacle can’t sleep late
‘cause I smell a smelly smell from this crustacean cheapskate
Let’s leap straight into the point, my rhymes are so hot
That they’ll melt your circuits and hot air, proving you’re a robot
Your show was put in yard sales, so try not to act loco
Plankton got it with your mom and said familia es todo
But let’s cut the BS, I drop employees for the best
While any port in the storm, you’d drop them for sixty-two cents
and I know you won’t put two of them in this match, you’re no scratch
For pie bombs that I’m dropping; are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?

Krabs:
Hello, I like money, but not as much as burning bridges
A failed deal or something left your boyfriend swimming with the fishes
A legitimate business? I think you should quit playing chicken
with the Salamancas, two faced from what Hector has witnessed 
You Gus, in-Fring-ed on his ability to walk and spit
But just as his confession, your verse was a lot of shit 
I'm spitting all toxic call me the drink you stopped them with
Because you choked at the end, more than Walter did
Washed in, like the laundry you made petty blow under
The bell ticked, then you cracked the Davy Jones Locker
Okay money, I mean Gus, you're just another square to cut
Or box, as your best scene, was your personality, squaring up

Gustavo Fring vs. Mr. Krabs

Video Release => https://youtu.be/RLonxwT9ky8

RaccoonBroVA as Spongebob Squarepants
Snakebite126 as Annoying Orange 

Additional Writing by Matthew Thomas, King Wallace, Triple Stabber & ForgottenSons
Prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by KCToons
Coverart by Oofie

Lyrics :
Spongebob (0:10)
Got my spatula in hand to deal with this bold orange
Cause I’m ready, I’m ready to put you back into cold storage
Been foraging fun for ages, with humour from my producers
While your forging slasher films just to help appeal your viewers 
Fired up like the stove cause Krabby Patties are what I’m making
But bringing up your simple show makes your dead fanbase reawaken
Channel’s mostly babble, you’ll be unraveled in this battle
So I’ll leave this Happy Appy sappy with a stick up your little apple
Caught up on the latest trends despite living under Patrick’s rock
And still lived up to your name sake by being worse than Crazy Frog
But why’d you ride the track like your creator on the token train?
Seeing my boss is less desperate to rolling in the dough than Dane

Orange (0:42)
Ahoy Spongeboy, see you're leaving friends to battle toys
Though you're right bout being fired, I’m leaving this spongee unemployed
Trying to survive in the sea while I strive on vitamin C
As you can see even M&M failed to best me on the beat
Rhymes so sketchy like they were written by your doodle duplicate
Even Patrick’s a bigger star and yet he’s too dull to pull his weight
It’s like your rapping in the dark, the shots fired to leave me red missed
So get this, my boss wouldn’t ghost some kids with groceries as a threat list
Got your boating license revoked, but you’ll still float if you dare rhyme
It’s like you got blown out of the water, all you do is choke on airtime
Radiating fun for kids on Nick, but that’s simply speculation
So think out the box on how to win this, it’s in your imagination

Spongebob (1:14)
Even Pear couldn’t bear your antics, time to fend off this contender
You only spit seeds for Passion so send ya straight into the blender
Spewing tunes like Huey Lewis, busting moves just to crush this
No amount of fresh comedy could do this orange justice

Orange (1:25)
My flows blow like TnT to wash down this guilty nuisance
That’s selling out his franchise despite only being worth 62 cents
So makes sense your drying out after your creator went farewell
Cause now you’re just Nick's Cash Cow - Bikini Bottom of the Barrel

Spongebob (1:35)
If I wanted something sour, I let the lemon with the dentures rhyme
Come from CN, but your not taking this like Adventure Time
Just to be clear, you’re not one to mock my career cause it appears
Since that premier you’ve been recycling the same recipe for years
Like fart jokes, innuendo, food puns galore
And faces to traumatize your kids, man what a chore
Your taste only suits your pupil’s while I’ve gotten a taste of fame, though
Having characters so fruity won’t make me wanna taste the Dane Boe

Orange (1:57)
It’s a breeze to seize this cheese, grate to know you can’t go further
Serving others when your bars contains more filler than your burger
Your cartoon is a classic, yes and you’re really funny, Bob
But do I think you’ll win this? Nyanyanya-NOT!
This goober thinks he’s special when we collab in parodies
I’m slicing titans that make their way to me, A O T
I’d pull the plug to your show, but your flow already proved you’re flushed
So I’ll slice your life like a knife and file you in my list of supercuts’

Spongebob Squarepants vs Annoying Orange. 50-50 Rap Battle!

Swoldow as Herobrine
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEC...

Ennway as MissingNo
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY

Written by Psytube
Audio Mixed by Xhack
Video Edited by Psytube
Beat by Dansonn

Herobrine:
Did I come out of hiding to fight some Porygon after a car crash?
It’s not surprising that your own franchise turned you into a big question mark fast
I’m haunting the forest, you’re just haunting about 40 pixels alongside a shore
Man I’m always around, you showed up in one gen and now you’re more static than you were before
Always in the back of the player’s mind, you’re a tool to help out with the player’s grind
Just make your mind up, do you wanna spread dread in the fanbase or just duplicate some items?
You’re a nameless icon? I’m the best selling name in the best selling game so don’t try it
Cause after hearing your hall of fame sequence, I think you'd be better off staying silent

Missingno:
Steve but Evil thinking he’s the best is a bold claim
He’s retexturing paintings, I’m retexturing whole games
So if pestering’s your sole aim then keep sneaking silently
But if you ever want actual terror just feast your eyes on (glitch) wait
I’m trying to shake up some trainers so yeah I'm freaky when I make sound
But I’m pretty sure that that's way better than some fake murmurs on a playground
Well at least I can say that you’ve soared to absurd heights, but you’re starting a war with a bird type
So this pair of shears is gonna perish here, I mean I’m made of code so you know that I got that line game down
Might be a jumble of muddled up data but your spiel’s still hurting me (glitch)
You’re the corniest hoax, but I guess it makes sense that your pasta got served with cheese (glitch)
And taking one look at this ghost brother, I don’t even need a Silph Scope just to
See that all you are is a stalker, I guess that’s why so many kids have your phone number

Herobrine:
I’m not threatened when this 2nd placeholder’s coming through
Couldn’t take this Satan spawn if you were shaped like a W (nope)
Got tons of forums all begging to see me, everyone’s dog has you locked in its PC
Both of us mess up our games pretty deeply, but last time I checked you can’t just release me
Cause I’m sneaky, and my deeds top any trick that this glitch can muster (yeah)
Can’t even count the amount of people talking ‘bout me, how’s THAT for a Missing Number?
You’re a drop in the sea of the glitches in your game, dropped into the shallows next to Cinnabar’s gym
You couldn’t beat me in fear factor or fame, go away and terrorise your dried out cartridge 

Missingno:
Take one look at me and the whole region is broken
One screenshot of you turned 4Chan into Copeland
So when you spot the next poor player that stumbles onto your cursed seed
Tell them to go speak to that Old Man the day they turn 13

Missingno Vs Herobrine - Psytube Rap Battles Bonus

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Holy crap this is prolly my best yet lol
Alex The Beast as Grigori Rasputin
DeegleNV as Fidel Castro
Thumbnail by Trakked
Beat produced by: Beatg33kz
Mixed by Alex The Beast
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole, Redacted

Battle: 
Grigori Rasputin (0:14):
Messin’ with the Mad Monk’s murdering yourself on the mic
‘Cause when this madman steps up to bat, i’ll knock your head onto a pike
I’ll leave ya with more than a couple Marx, then your economics will be addressed..
Ya cared so little about life, you got your own furniture repossessed!
Castro’s crazy; an immature president, evident by his own milkshake obsession
This prophet will stop this and drop this beat until this Soviet ends your aggression
I spit lessons, so better listen, unless you want to end up like Che
Approaching this mystic will leave a president finished, I know you love revolutions, eh?
It’s no wonder you’ve stooped so low, this flow and Russian rhyme will cause your demise
Trying to spit deadly raps against a demi-god deity? I’m immune to cyanide!
You’ve lied to your subjects, So why am I up against an angered social burden,
Who cared so little about his people, that even other countries wanted to murder him!?

Fidel Castro:
Cold heart, cold steel, but in this cold war, you’ll be cut for your crimes like a counter-ISIS
‘Cause Cuba’s communist Castro’s sparkin’ a controversy with this Cuban Rap Crisis.
My target’s a Russian nesting doll. Even YOUR stomach won’t be feeling very pleasant.
How am I supposed to take you seriously when you almost got killed by a peasant?

Grigori Rasputin:
You must’ve been tripping on LSD, or were you just poisoned by your fountain pen?
You call yourself a communist, yet you’re trying to hog the win?
Better look at the crucifix and say a prayer, the holy man’s throwing you in the abyss
Won’t need to hypnotize the audience, for them to know who won this (laughter)

Fidel Castro:
Blatant attacks? I should have known. Your monk-eying around doesn't mean you’ve won,
If you can’t heal your burns, how can you stop the bleeding of your people and son?
You CAN resist death, i’ll give you that, keep taking pain from the hands of your maimers,
But you CAN’T face it, unlike your daughter, who’s a dancer AND a lion tamer!
I’m violating a visionary; This strannik’s getting stranded on both tracks and mind
Smacking this dike on mics alike, so try to recover from these firey rhymes
I’m gaining Peace Prizes for my solutions! You’ve done nothing except hypnotize
So get on your knees and pray, no God can save you from my guise! 
Like any respected Russian loser, you’ll go back to vodka drinking
Then like your gunned-down death, your castr-ated win will again be sinking.
Go find your God, I’ll give him a message that Grigori shall deliver,
“Fidel sent Ra-ra-rasputin’s reputation back under the ice of the river!”

Fidel Castro vs Grigori Rasputin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #2

wowee, that was quick lmao. (please excuse the ending lmaoo)
Dani Frias as PilotRedSun
Razzy as Treatsforbeasts
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole

Battle: 
Pilotredsun (0:13):
This is your Pilot speaking; you’re in for some stormy weather
When a bleeding freak with treats for beasts thinks that he can do better
I deliver the good REACTions, Scaring Theaters, you’re below this 
I’ll be leaving you Red, Son; An end to this Felonious Bolus

Treatsforbeasts (0:27):
Whatever a rap can one make from slop or slime syllables?
You’ve been Cooped Up too long; best teach this sadpad a couple principles
I may have a cynical view, but I’ll still bring you to my War, sawed
You think you have the audacity to not praise my almighty God!?
I’ll sink my sharpest teeth into your shoddy style of drawing
In this Hymn for Him, I’ll leave your spine exposed, you’ll be crawling,
I’ll be gnawing on your bones; While my religious words are known,
You don’t have an Insta-gram of fame; best stick to being Pamtri’s clone

Pilotredsun (0:54):
How come you claim to be known? I have more subs than you, kid
Take a look inside your mind; and find out how you’re defeated!
I’ll make my win Nes-Quik, best stick back to your shitty attacks
I’ll be taking your candy raps and throwing them in the trash!
You’re a hack that can’t understand that nursery rhymes are outdated
Let me tell ya ‘bout the man who, based on dislikes, is pretty hated
It’s time to erase this; face it, you’re just a Plastic Man
That’s facing technical malfunctions; There’s no reverence for this sham

Treatsforbeasts (1:22):
I am the beast that raps on the beat;I’ll make ya retreat with these treats
A Red Fiend? I’ll make him bleed; sending Lasagna Cat to defeat 
I’ll trade you in for twice the rice; Victory’s twice as nice as my rhymes
You bring twice the lies from your crimes, from that sinful Casino Night

Pilotredsun (1:35):
You’re going into orbit, this stupid mutt needs to Wain Stop
You’ve truly become a monster; In the highest caliber, I gain drops

Treatsforbeasts (1:42):
I praise the Lord with my ways! You’re just a Fat Cat that praises Satan,
But I’m not just talking Garfielf when it comes to lazy animation

Pilotredsun (1:49):
I’ll leave another alien roasted ;should’ve given me my space beer..

Treatsforbeasts (1:52):
With that music and echo, you think you’re really one to fear?

Pilotredsun (1:56):
You’re Micro-Soft on this beat,

Treatsforbeasts (1:58): 
Allow me to Paint you an image

Both (2:00):
This shoddy music artist doesn’t even understand how to be cryptic!

PilotRedSun vs TreatsForBeasts - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #3

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

Hopefully this'll be better than our last one ;)
Raichous as Sam
Michael Stark/Media as Max
Dani Frias as Duckman
Light as Cornfed
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: Jacob
Writers: Trakked, Jason Carreon, ColeDaCole

Battle:
Sam and Max: (Sam in regular type, Max in CAPS)
Say, Max, YEAH SAM? Seems we got another case
The commissioner wants us to put two wackjobs in their place
Face it, YOU'RE POLAR OPPOSITES! Uhhh.. That’s hypocritical
WELL, QUIT IT LET'S SPIT A DISS AND SUBDUE THESE OBSCURE CRIMINALS
Don’t forget that they’re cynical, with all their religious views
Fourth wall breaking too? NO ONE GIVES A DUCK ABOUT YOUR NEWS
AND FOR THE PIG? He's real close minded and feeble
I mean, why exactly did people enjoy BoJack Horseman: The Prequel?
It’s time to analyze this failure; He’s not unique nor is he loved,
Nor has he ever had popularity, what I’m saying is, YOU'RE DUMB!
COULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH US IF YOU TRIED; Seems Private Dick’s a fitting name
How come you claim to be comical WHEN YOU RODE THE META TRAIN?

Duckman and Cornfed (Duckman in regular type, Cornfed in CAPS)
The Geek would be a better opponent, but instead we get this?
If it weren’t for your Poker games, people would’ve forgotten you exist 
YOU'RE SHAMELESS BUT NAMELESS, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TRACE THIS 
MADE STAINLESS, NO BASIS, SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO FAME LEFT
Lazy writing? You can bite me, stick to Runnin’ in the 90’s
Our audience is more enticing than whatever fans you're buying
You're sellouts with no substance! WE ALSO HAD A GAME, DUCKMAN 
IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY TOO, Can you stop with the referencing, dumb ass?! 
I mean, yeah that's true Corny, it's just better than CGI garbage
WHY'D YOU YELL AT ME LIKE THAT? Ay, in law enforcement you're harmless
Honestly, you’re both novelties, THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CROSSING ME
I'LL BEAT EM SENSELESS SINCE THEY'RE JUST A TELLTALE SIGN OF MONOTONY

Sam and Max: 
We may be Freelance Police, but we sure know you’re paying the price
Heck, even a Friend for Life stuck around more than Duck’s wife
WE'VE EVEN SURVIVED IN SPACE! You're stuck in the confines of cubicles
But based on what I've seen this depressed father's quite fugital
You’re a boring, abhorring mess, always going on long rants,
PERVIN' ON EVERY GIRL? i SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!
So, Duckman, you’ve ruined many lives, yet you spat even more badly
NOW WE'RE LEFT WAITING FOR A GOOD VERSE, like your fans for a good finale!

Duckman and Cornfed: 
TRYING TO APPEAL TO EVERYBODY, BUT YOU WERE DUMB RIGHT OFF THE BAT
STEALING OFF OTHER SHOWS? The hell are you starin’ at?
I'LL BE ROASTING ECSTATIC RABBITS, BUT IF YOU THINK OUR WRITING'S TOUGH
You’ll never be in the copy-right, Trix Rabbit and McGruff
YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE NOSTALGIC, but no matter how many games you’re in,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PSYCHOTIC BEASTS ;a Looney Toon in the Looney Bin
THIS RANDOM ATROCITY IN TOONS SHOULD KNOW ITS HUMOR DOESN'T ENTICE
But with your fall in quality, I suggest you “Hit The Road” twice

Sam and Max vs Duckman and Cornfed - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #7

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Brodecai as Bughuul
Vladimyr P. as The Babadook

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BUGHUUL
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
2
BEGIN

Bughuul:
The camera’s on to film your second defeat, you couldn’t ever cross this deity
With my rhymes divine, I am assigned to burn a pop-up book for his victory
You’re a bogus-man type Bogeyman and you really think that you’re the Sinister one?
So hush little one, it’s Time to put you to Sleep, igniting the pun filled fun, RUN
AWAY as I lay the rap down, you couldn’t back down from this smack down
You should LGB sTay Quiet cuz you couldn’t back-stroke from my flow, you’ll drown
Blowing out competition intersecting my path, I manipulate tracks so you’ll feel my wrath
Then I’ll make you go insane, and you’ll feel the pain from the aftermath of your final bloodbath!

The Babadook:
It’s a shame that you spat those childish flames like the failed scare tactic “BOO”
But I will be the one to make things interesting for your end in Chapter 2
So I’ll pop off with inferno raps so hot while being Sinister’s the only thing you’re not
I’m quite confused, baba is you, so try to top me and you’ll be left to rot
Because Neither-world wants you, you’re done dude, it seems that this King could never wear the crown
Consuming Children is rotten like how your tomatoes will forever and ever be going down 
I got this win on Mo-lock (Moloch) there’s no doubt you’ll be left in Denial but you should Accept your fate
You should say your grace ‘fore I put you in your place with these bars so malevolent; you’re one I’ll deprecate

Bughuul:
The shimmering midnight moonlight shines upon the one who’s bridle
As I lurk amongst the shadows; you need to pick up and study a Bible!
While you’re in the shadow of Freddy be ready for the monstrous bars that I spawn upon
The Babadook will be shook from the bars that I cook, I’ll banish you til you’re gone when you become my pawn
It’s Super unnatural torturing animals I will bash Babadook; feelin’ quite animus
Couldn’t shapeshift a good diss? How dreadful. I annialite tracks, like a Juul, you’re cancerous
Your tactics really Bug me so you should just go fulfil your prophecy
Cuz It’ll seem like Christmas Morning when you hang out with that family

The Babadook:
You should’ve remodeled your verse, cuz an outburst of yours couldn’t hurt
You just babble on, Babalonyan, so on tracks puny gods are what I subvert
I reign hell on the mic to put your head on a pike and I know I’m not the only one you wanna be like
You’re just a myth in the mist who couldn’t spit a good diss. I’m sorry, but you could never be my type.
I always be towering and overpowering you for eternity certainly
So I’ll end your demise with your own sacrifice just to shut you up!
But it seems your makers did that for me..

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: LAR80s
Beat Producer: 5:10
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Happy New Years Eve Everyone, I hope you enjoyed :)

Bughuul vs The Babadook 2. Sinister Rap Battles

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked

Sam and Max vs Duckman and Cornfed - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #7

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