Rap Cypher - Collection 3 (2022)

Happy Valentine's Day!

Chao as I Hate You
Trakked as I Love You
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

I Hate You:
Up against worn out malware I’ll be sure to hold my own
Darker things lurked in windows in a battle with my bro
You’re blind like the Boos if you think you’ll take this win
You’ll find that you’ll lose before we even begin
I HATE YOU! This spyware’s a liar
This love bug’s squashed when he dies in my fire
The spotlight I thrive in will leave you outshone
I’m spitting fire, you thought koopa worked alone?
You’re luring in virgins with letters so fake
And you call yourself a worm? Ha, you're more of a snake
Leave you with a heart attack; no, you’re not a threat
So I’ll leave you erased off the face of the ‘net

ILOVEYOU:
With shoddy writing and design; seems this pasta's unstable
Your brother offed you like a reverse Cain and Abel
You started from the bottom, never rose to the top
When the creepypasta wiki went to give you the drop
I’ve defiled files for a while, this ROM hack’s lost
You’re a vile manchild and a poor final boss
You plunged.. straight into lava, you’re done
Been in the shadows too long, you’ll never be player one 

I Hate You:
Creator's a pussy using the internet as a mask
But you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat
You clowned on the web, a foolish freak who stalks kids
Till you became an info techs worst fear: an IT’s IT
Oh God no! You're off-flow! 
Think you can kill me with mods? No!
I’m Nintendo’s shining star when I clash with any foe
A mix of scrambled parts, change your name to missing flow

ILOVEYOU:
What a twist. You persist. Yet your story won't be missed.
Rebelling against your brother when you need him to exist.
More powerful than sickness; I’m an unstoppable force
Your ship sank as soon as your story ran its course
Scare me? The writing on the wall is all you got
Heard scarier “oh no’s” shouted out by Michael Scott
I could look through my passwords and find someone better
This plumber’s so lonely he would never get my letter
I’m a weapon, you’re destined to fall against this virus
Learn a lesson in seconds when I make your vocals silent
Maze caved in ‘14, now our memories are hazy
You can meet your princess when you’re both pushing daisies.

I Hate You vs ILOVEYOU - Rap Cypher #21

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

GREAT DEALS ON A SPECIALTY [Rap Battle]!!!
Quizzique as Spamton 
RaccoonBro as Solomon
Beat produced by Tom Quick, Audio Network
Written by Trakked, CreeperPasta 
Additional help by King Ducky
Mixed by GamingPlush64, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Solomon:
Still the best since 1973 (uh)
Spillin’ RED, can’t try to fend against me
When you.. start seeing me come onto the screen
You know a better, badder monster just walked onto the scene
Tried to bite off a Kaiju, uh, you really wanna fight me, bud?
Glasses looking static, broken, when I open, light him up
Leave a Kromer addict moping, choking, go and try to front
Ya never seen the sky while I'm in flight, don't give a flying fuck

Spamton (0:42):
HEY! H-H-HEY! ARE YOU [Living Alone?]
IF YOU WANT SOME [Compensation] THEN COME [Pick up the phone]
YOU'RE TRAIT eR<, AREN'T YOU? HERE'S A [Deal] YOU CAN'T PASS
FOR A [Very Specil Offer] YOU CAN [Kiss my ass!]
I”M A [BIG SHOT!] CLIPPING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR [Hitbox]
LOOKING LIKE A [piece of junk] I’D SEE IN THE GIFT SHOP
[10 out of 10 rated] SO YOU KNOW I'M THE BEST 
IF YOU WONT TAKE MY DEAL THEN YOU CAN [Die like the rest.]

Solomon:
Tryna frighten Lightners by popping out of your box
Used to be at the top of your game and then you fell off
Just like your stocks, maybe go crash and burn somewhere else
A literal dumpster fire 'gainst a hero from Hell
I'd much rather die than buy your shitty products
Tryna fight, but your prices are dropping, it's idiotic
Cry back to the Addisons; I'm not one you can bribe
Drop all your pals like flies and now I'm dropping the mic

Spamton (1:25):
…..
Mike…
Mike.. are you listening?
Are you there?
Help me, Mike…..
…
HEHAHAHHHEHHAHH (spamton laugh)
(*beat glitches back in*)
[Don't believe what you see on TV], AND I MEAN IT!!!
[Holy Queen of Sweden]!! THOSE TEETH NEED SOME CLEANING!!
YOU NEED TO [save Face] AND KEEP YOURSELF LOCKED
WANT [Your ticket to redemption]?? SIMPLY [Hyperlink Blocked]
YOU'LL NEED [health insurance] SINCE YOUR FACE GOT WRECKED
YOUR STORY HAS [scares!] BUT NO [HeartShapedObejct]
YOURE HOGGING THE [pie chart] AND I AINT GONNA TAKE CRUMBS
NOW TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION BACK TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM!!!

Solomon:
Kris is your only friend, yet they still left ya slashed
You're just a puppet to the ratings; got some strings attached
Was evicted from the mansion, now NEO's your last resort
Another icy death when I rip your ads with scorn

Spamton (2:07):
PRESS [F1] FOR [Doubt]. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURE HOLY
YOUR [salvation] WAS ON SALE FOR [a limited time only]
I'M MR. [Help me! IT BURNS!], YOU CAN’T [stomach the heat]
PRAY FOR REVIVAL AGAIN AFTER THIS [Crushing] DEFEAT
(Spamton laugh)

Spamton vs Solomon - Rap Cypher #25

Which crazed fan has the best pen game? today we find out!

RNG as Stan

Jessebox as Anne

Written by: ThatOneDude1509

Mixed by: LightIWNL

Beat by: 2Deep

LYRICS:

[Stan] (0:11)
Dear Annie, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
With that gut, looks like white’s the only castle that you’re rockin 
But I’m Joshin, I even got a poster on my wall pinned
Up of your movie, it’s almost as tearable as your plot is! 
Written letters from our idols got both of us into messes
But at least mine didn’t use his own writing to bash my head in
My idols still in his prime while yours is old and defenseless 
Lose sleep over someone your age, what is this young and the restless? (Oh)
Your crooked like italics but to off your idols bold 
Cause the only tragic endings are the ones your author wrote
Anyways, I hope you get this back, opposite your fans
Hit me back, just to chat, Sincerely yours, this is Stan 

[Annie Wilkes] (0:46)
You've fallen flat Stanley, (Uh) I’m crushing you with words
Cause I’m bored after sitting through that cockadoodie verse
Everything you boast about I was the one to do it first
Car crashes and child murder? hereditary but worse! (Ahh)
Drive your wife over the edge leaving her and you to die
The worst accident to take place on a bridge since PewDiePie 
Saying I’m the bad guy? Even Billie Eilish thinks you’re psycho!
Sleeping with unconscious minors and blaming your idol 
And killing your own wife while pregnant with your child 
A worse murder suicide than when Shady dropped Revival!
Try following the footsteps of a Rap God and get wrapped up
You’re a fake, can the real Slim Shady please stand up? (Ohhh)

[Stan]
This ratched nurse should study Dre, if she wants to be the best
‘Least when I get Paul on the line it’s not with the EMS
Your fantasies are pretend like airplanes in the night sky
And yet you still managed a worse love story than Twilight!
When it comes to bitches with mallets, even Harley’s less crazy
Thinking my ass is grass? Your lawnmowers hardly graze me
And I don’t have to be Shady to leave you outshadowed
So underground no wonder you hit the mantle (Woo)

[Annie Wilkes]
And this is from the guy whose name was soiled by dumb children (Huh?)
Thinking it’s a dido, no! You're a looser cannon than Nick is!
Spewing so much cap, Em would sign you for a daughter 
You’re a starter, man even your censored version hits harder!
Got a blondie in a killshot when he meets my colt cobra
The tea may have gone cold, but the beef is just not over
So I’ll toss ya’ the quill as a testament to your skill
You can write your final letters as part of your last will!

Anne Wilkes vs Stan - RNG Rap Battles

Happy New Years Eve Everyone! To celebrate the occasion, I've rose from the grave once again with a new audio for Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two people who sure do love some games! (Idk man this like barely has a connection just let me do the thing.) We have Jevil, the jailed up Jester from the Card Kingdom of Deltarune, going up against popular gaming youtuber Videogamedunkey! Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Also sorry there's no announcer I forgot to record one until the last second and my voice was too fucked up to do it 💀 

Snakebite126 as Jevil
https://www.youtube.com/@Snakebite126

Fightmarker as Videogamedunkey
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Shimario, Rabi, and Swoldow as the PAWNCH crowd:
https://www.youtube.com/@Rabi_battles
https://www.youtube.com/@sw0ld0w

GamingPlush64 as the Wendy's Employee:
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64

Written by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Surce
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by: Serena
Cover Art by: Rabi

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1frtZTlpDA93-G5H3trHcQkP8KQbPsQDgsNZrmc1rj3w/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening, and see you next time!

Jevil vs Videogamedunkey - Rap Battle!

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. In this Pride Month special (video pending some time before September? sure?) RNG, leader? of Rap Clash and snobby editor battles the Ultimate Hope? and Lucky Student? Makoto Naegi! Which gay will gay gay gay gay gay

RNG as himself and Byakuya Togami
JustGamer as Makoto Naegi
Beat by Dave James and Dorrian Douglass
Written by RNG and JustGamer
Additional help by Snakebite126 and Powerofdan
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by Fightmarker

RNG:
Gamer, we’re bros, but you’re gonna get me laughing if
My matchup is the blandest bitch on the list of DR protagonists
Wait I demanded this I'm such a moron
Well you may not be Leon but you're still in for a battering
Doesn’t matter if you bring in your friends with more depth
Least Nagito is hope's stepping stone, you’re more the doorstep
Face me in a verbal trial, and you’ll get your ass clapped
But if you insist, it’s time for a Rap Clash! 
Even Fightmarker, mic dropper
Fired no shots as Makoto but still saw slaughter
When his classmates died one by one before his eyes
So kill yourself

Makoto:
That isn't possible there can't be a new victim
In fact the only evidence there is that he even existed
Is bitching about editing, gay memes
And caring way too much about a show made for babies

Byakuya:
tell 'em Naegi!

Makoto:
Stop it with all the rhetoric, you’re not hot shit
Every time you take the mic you walk back into the closet
Then you drop mid, and it becomes your top hit
Those keyframes lead to After Effects being where you’re locked in
I took down the ultimate despair, some kid? I can handle
When the only things you can take down are your shitty battles
So try finding talent in something that isn't such lame shit
Seems you have no anchor point the way all of your lines were baseless

RNG: 
You’re fucked Makoto, you’re outta luck Makoto 
A character arc might fix the fact you suck Makoto
You just being alive nearly killed Kyoko
But maybe with those tears you can learn to flow so
More good lines can be discovered, for once they could be yours
And I’d say I did your mother, but I wouldn’t fuck a corpse
Title’s ultimate plot armor with alter ego there and sparing you
Tell me who’ll step in now to save this careless doofus Mary Sue

Makoto: 
NO THAT'S WRONG, don't try to downplay my accomplishments
Just cause this incompetent football player’s weak shots all missed
Speaking of miss, how about all of those deadlines?
Cause your ability to reason your way out of things bests mine 
And yet no steam on your battles, so much for the train nerd
Switch names with Gamer cause your humor’s JustGaySlurs
Or crawl back to bigger creators begging for roles
Cause you can't cover up a loss this big in editing bro

RNG: 
Your moral high ground's nonexistent, you can't use it to win when
You’re the posterboy for a series filled with pedo shit and incest
Take your hope sap protag shit and just get the fuck out
Cause dumbass bitch Makoto is finally out of luck now

Makoto: 
One truth bullet could destroy what you think is our dumb lore
Fits you play Ryoma, cause you always come up short
There you go, no more roles, cause you’re finally getting muted
Killed the track, I’m the blackened, but it’s not me who’s executed

RNG vs Makoto Naegi - FRB vs Anything!

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Mr. Tibbs as Todd Howard 
JustGamer as Hideo Kojima
Written by JustGamer
Chiseling by RNG
Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

Todd Howard:
Here at Bethesda, we like to work as one unit 
Guess Konami didn’t feel the same and ditched this dumb nuisance
Be prepared, cause when Todd Howard steps up to spit
The Metal Gear franchise won’t be the only thing he loses
In terms of style over substance, your name’s the first listed
Only thing you’re good at is keeping Norman Reedus in business
And those character names really make you seem witless
Captain Obvious out here assuming his players are dipshits
Your life reflects your games with how you’re spending so much time alone
At least the quests I craft don’t leave gamers on their own
Dropping nukes on the track, my rhymes can kill
The master of stealth games should disappear like Silent Hills

Hideo Kojima:
Wow, you were able to speak
I thought all I’d hear was fans clapping over your speech 
And then they’d hail you online as video game Jesus
With reasoning more vague than those Starfield teases 
I’m creating cinematic experiences for my players
You‘re creating cinematics to only play in your trailers
But dedicated fanbases, you must be the expert
I’m excited to wait years for a snippet of your next verse

Todd Howard:
Yes we like to build hype, but then our sales kill right? 
My NPCs are more engaging than any script that you’ll write
And you’re one to talk about egos, yours is high as hell
To cameo in games as God or just playing as yourself
Todd Howard’s the greatest, you might be the lamest
Even 76 could top your whole greatest game list
Face it, you’re basic, got nothing left to give your players more 
Only person praising you is Keighley at the Game Awards

Hideo Kojima:
I’m the true Dragonborn, when I spit, the mic is hot
You’ve been out cold ever since you got bought by Microsoft
Now you have no sense of direction on where to go next
While I even top you when it comes to Smash Bros reps
But I’m not taking shit when you made Fallout worse
No NPCs, a battle royale and you said “it just works”
Only thing those deserted wastelands are gaining is dust 
And they’re so filthy, it’s no wonder your games are full of bugs
Both fans and critics are asking you to make things better
Then you squeeze them dry for cash by any measure  
Got past Konami, to me, you’re another beatable foe 
That will only be known for random memeable quotes

Hideo Kojima vs Todd Howard - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Swizkii as Mr Fantastic 
Fightmarker as Mr Scooty

Written by SIR Rap Battles & YLFEthan
Additional writing help by 3ple
Mix + Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Dilly! & SkydivingQuagga

Mr Fantastic (0:11):
Greetings, I'm Reed Richards, a key figure of modern science
You? A weak fixture; a D-tier kart is what they're driving
And in spite of your patches, your stats stay lacking
A scientific fact: You're untouched, and can't gain traction (You see…)

Like a lightning bolt, I’ll break you down with mathematics
Add cash grab tracks and voila! The chance of a ninth game’s subtracted (Chuckles)
While I was bold enough to shoulder the Future’s Foundation
You rake in a group of hopeless chumps who don’t know how to brake drift

So when I fight a bike with no importance to note
Know that I’ll be splitting it like it’s a fork in the road
Only good for speeding, this form of transport is a joke
Stole the stats of the Landship, you’re nothing more than a clone 

Mr. Scooty (0:45):
(Beep beep!) 
Bring your whole crew, Imma roll through, leave your lady maimed
What's the Fantastic Four to the motherfuckin Crazy Eight?!
This kindergarten kart be serving supes like it's a school meal
Fuck 2 Chainz, on a track they call me 2 Wheelz! (WOO!)

Your power’s stupid bro, (Yuh) you just extend your limbs?! (What?)
I'll tear them and your team apart, call that dis-member-ment 
You’d stretch your shit around your foes, shapeshifting like plastic
And use them to bend to the will of nerds, Mr Fancast-tic!

So quit with your bitching and bickering, no one’s fond of you
It’s like the bonds you grew were made of Unstable Molecules
Your ass was only seven when your mom’s life started hitting the brakes
Must've been Yoshi Circuit with how fast she drifted away

Mr Fantastic (1:20):
You seem to fill a role of being picked by little trolls
Choosing Baby Park, and spamming “I’m using tilt controls!”
How original. I've no patience to further burn this loser
I suppose we're both “Two Tired.” (Heh) cause you're a scooter

Mr Scooty (1:31):
Whether it's Doom or Sue, you're used to losing a match
When your ass gets divorced, there's no F4 you in the chat!
And after all the shit you've been through that turned you into a vengeful traitor,
Ain't talkin’ Jack Kirby when I say that here, you've met your Maker

Mr. Fantastic vs Mr. Scooty (Mario Kart 8). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another rap battle! To coincide with the video releasing today on the Triangleb channel, I’ve decided to release the audio for this battle on SoundCloud! It’s Christmas vs Hanukkah, two of the highest holidays of the year, who will win? That’s for you to decide!

Ego as Christmas
Rabi as Hanukkah

Written by MC Fawful and Cranice
Beat by Anywaywell (arranged by Quizzique)
Mixed by Jort
Cover-art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

(0:15)
Christmas:
Ho ho ho, Christmas has come here to spit some flow!
Against a dragged out cash grabber who I’ll leave back out in the snow!
Trying to go toe to toe with the holiest day of the year? Now that’s an awful play,
Cause dude, you should know what happens when others go and cross my holiday.
Let’s go miracle V. miracle, your oils verse up-from-the-dead,
I don’t need a crown of thorns to know you’re touched in the head
Staying en masse under Christ, you know that we keep it merry!
When I’ve been carrying with my carols even before Mariah Carey!
This gilded faux oughta know that their tropes are best kept long ago
Cause who’s pulling up to the donut shop saying “yeah, can I get uhhh sufganiyot?”
You’re stuck in the past, I’m here in the present, your future is dimming, and it’s such a shame,
That hundreds of years were spent singing and dancing and yet there’s nobody that can spell your name!

(0:59)
Hanukkah:
I find it quite funny that you think that you’ll hold a candle to my bars,
Cause I got 8 Lines to light up this track and send you up there with your stars.
And really man, if that’s the best you give? You think they resent me, then you’re wrong.
Got some guy who comes down once a year saying “I’ve been away from my children for far too long.”
The Maccabees kicked ass in Israel, but dude, I heard all your Syrians lost. (Damn.)
And I don’t mean to turn your joy to tears, but I know my win’s gonna make y’all cross. (Ooh.)
So when I’m up and warring Christmas, then they’re for sure gonna be served,
Then you can go tell all those “Santa deniers” that your “Jesus” guy was on our side first.

(1:29)
Christmas:
I’d say come and join our side if you want some oil-less dishes
Cause jeez, even I couldn’t give life to those freaking soulless disses!
Hearing all this fire from me, I know that it must be stressful;
There’s no truce between these two titans when I’m spitting this heat at your temple. (Uh, look)
I’m rapping so clean even under the tree, and when branching out into your 3,
You still couldn’t make the cut above me; it’s unorthodox thinking you’d spit something clean!
I’m a gift to the families, but your weak selling out for a week got them failing financially,
Buddy, you winning’s something I am not buying, your victory’s the real fantasy!

(1:58)
Hanukkah:
Your whole shtick’s a babe in a manger, and I’ll be putting you in danger,
Mrs. Claus been making too many latkes for Santa, y’all gotta restrain her
And he’s around the world in one night, dude? Something tells me he’s fakin’ it,
Soaring so high that I bet that bottle’s not the only Coke he’s been takin’ in (heh.)
When you’re Sharing this track with me, best stay over there while I’m keeping lit up.
You couldn’t hope to be Half of me, think you’re causing these happenings but I think you’re kidding.
(Ugh) It’s best you Give up, you Get All the fame but forget who was blazing your trail through the sun
While I’m spinning these tracks, you just stand and do nothing, you’re coming out with Nun.
The OG original, you’re just a Saturnalia knock-off
I’ve rocked these same eight days for ages, you robbed Yule to get your paraphernalia rocks off
As the sun sets on this fight, just like your lights, you went out fast.
And just like the Thanksgiving Day Parade, you’ll stay in dead last!

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

I Believe in you

Vladimyr P. / John P. as Mr. Bear
Brodecai / Vlad as Mr. Noseybonk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MR. BEAR
AGAINST
MR. NOSEYBONK
BEGIN

Mr. Bear:
Have your spoons ready kids; prepare to dig into this freak
Have a seat, so you can Seek as I leak your defeat
This Local is loco, as the kiddies can see
I’m guessing you keep yourself silent cuz you like BBC
Want to offend this offender? Let’s put the jigsaw together,
Just to see what kind of bonk down I’ll be writing in my letter,
That’ll leave you on the run, and once i’ve finished all your fun,
The black will white out this mime from the BBC1.

Mr. Noseybonk:
I was on my way to potter dreams, but I’ll beat you instead
Where you’ll end up like your mom and dad; shot, bled, and dead.
You couldn’t land a hit, man, and with a camera in hand
We’ll take it down to Caledon, and I’ll record your rap shenanigans
You’re quite the hideous idiot, here is what I spit, deadliest
Too bad you couldn’t get Elliot, to play Pokèballs with
TikTok, hear the clock? That’s how silent this rap is
The Cons to cute fuzzy hugs is that you fap to kids

Mr. Bear:
Your nose seems to grow since you’re spitting out lies
Now go sit in the corner ‘fore I anguish you live

Mr. Noseybonk:
You are hitting on kids for your own entertainment
How can you attempt to spit when you live in your ma’s basement?

Mr. Bear:
Don’t talk back to Mr. Bear you stuck up, Nosey, little shit
So disappointed in this Brit, ground you with the fire I spit
Send a letter to my cellar, love to have you on my show
I’ll make you black and blue with disses then murder you with my flow!
My blood pressure is high, but my chance of winning is higher
You’re quite the liar if the dire of children is your desire
I question your motives so I can’t wait to hear your screams
You’ll have no more "normal life" when you’re trapped here with me

Mr. Noseybonk:
Your history’s sex-offensive, and you’re calling me Nosey?
Just move out of my neighborhood you Sesame Street Phony!
You’re quite fruity, and moody, and you are looking pretty loony
To escape reality you veer to touching children’s Booby’s
I give my OK to this win, so let's have you never rapping
In a dead silent sleep, I’ll leave this kid- forever -napping
The war I’ve conquered was Bonkers; when in the cold, dead air
Will leave off with the last episode; “The Death of Mr. Bear”

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Uncredited
Beat produced by NIME FIVE
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai and Aaron Peters

Happy 17th Birthday to myself :D

Mr. Bear vs Mr. Noseybonk. Sinister Rap Battles

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
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