Firstly I’m the best person in the whole entire world.
Secondly This Biography tab told me to keep this nice and short and I Say NO, obviously a Biography dosent mean tell us iur favorite colour (red) It means to tell you my whole entire life story.
So for starters me birf certificate says Walsh Wilson (not Wade). If kids didn’t like me I made them like me wether that was a death threat or if it was… no anybody who didn’t like me was taken off the playground and then there parents all like, I dont know who you are, I don’t know where you are but I will look for you I will find and I will…
CONGRATULATE YOU ON BEING THE BEST KINDY STUDENT EVER CAUSE YOU TOOK THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE PIECE OF…uh CAKE OUT OF MY… um… HORRIBLE… wait… MISERABLE… eh… BAGELING LIFE (sorry I had nothing, this pg thing is hard) dang YOU LITTLE SON OF A…heh… PEANUT YOU’RE THE…SHOE-KNOT TIEING BEST!!!!
Ya so back to the story I had cancer, so this guy called Franzwa (not Francis) said he could, give me powers most women only dream of. But I had to break it the French (not English) fellow. “Im not a woman Franky” So he’s like that’s not the point the point is to not get sued for copywrite but still say an awesome line, cause its still just as awesome. “But im not a woman Mr….uhh…. Fancy (pg sucks) so he gives me an upgrade of Superrpowerness  (raughhh{ kitty kat}) and trys to brainwash me but im all like, oh… eah uhgh… Car no??!!!(snap). So he steels my dog, not my girlfriend, and calls himself Glen20 not, Ajax.

So I team up with this metal dude named Callous, not Colossus and some girl (really long pointless name when you can call her…) annoying fiery Goth girl (and yes that is shorter than her superhero name). And even though I wanted an Australian super claws guy called Wombatrine (not Wolverine) I decided that the studio making this amazing movie has a lot of money but just wants to (man this pg ruins everything) ✨annoy ✨me. So after a lot of slice, Zing, zoom, oops, bang, pop, pow, and even splash and lots and lots of other stuff I get my dog back. 

Oh and the names POND…
DEADPOND