A joke made in to a full song. Still a joke tho.


Lyrics - 

So this is a story about something that happened way, way back...
That s**t changed me...
Made me in to a different person...

I was a small, pure catholic boy,
Who didn't know anything se**al.
Praying in chruch all alone,
When suddenly i hear a loud blow.

Turn around to see the door wide open,
A ho**er walks in and makes me frozen.
My daddy always told me - don't talk to strangers,
But I had seen those b**bs on Brazzers.

She walks up to me and says she wants my d**k.
I apologize to Jesus cuz' I'm already stiff.
But for now I say bye to my religion.
Take off my pants, and roll up a spliff.

I light it up when she starts sucking my d**k,
Take off her clothes and spit on that b**ch.
F**k religion, hell is where im going,
And then I relize what is happening.

I fu**ed a ho**er in church,
in a church.
A ho**er in church,
Ya, ya.

I fu**ed a ho**er in church,
Yeah i fucked her.
A ho**er in a church
Ya.

If fu**ed a ho**er in a church,
Oh my god.
A ho**er in a church,
It's so good.

I fu**ed A ho**er in a church,
Ya, ya, ya.
A ho**er in a church,
Mhmm.

I fu**ed a ho**er in a church,
Yeah I fu**ed her.
A ho**er in a church,
Fu**ed her good.

I fu**ed a ho**er in a church
Mhm.
A ho**er in a church
Ya, ya.

Hooker in a Church

Just another inside joke made in to a song.

Lyrics:

Rich 6 - G0D

Now I've never prayed in my whole life boi,
Never read the bible, thats just not my style boi.
I never thought that there is a God,
Every every priest is just a fraud boi.

Lived my whole life like im at the top.
People tryna brake me like bi**h please stop
You will never ever be so high up like me,
You better obey me or I'm gonna spill some tea yeah.

My eyes are open,
Im never stoping,
Never felt so good in my life
This shit is popping.

Drink a shot, smoke some pot, fuck a bitch like a slingshot,
Now I feel like a God, bi**h preach.

I wanna f**k a god,
So I'm gonna f**k myself.
Don't ever mess with my squad,
Just better go and kill yourself.
I wanna f**k a god,
So I'm gonna f**k myself.
Don't ever mess with my squad,
Just better go and kill yourself.

Looked in a mirror and now I'm religious,
Pray and obey myself, I'm so flawless.
I got money on my mind and money in my pocket,
Money in my dreams, bi**h im getting that profit.

Always dreaming big since the day I was born,
Never gonna smile till day I'm in my Rolls.
Never gonna die, bi**h I'm reborn,
Watching through my eyes how my soul burn.

My eyes are open,
Im never stoping,
Never felt so good in my life
This shit is popping.

Drink a shot, smoke some pot, fuck a bitch like a slingshot,
Now I feel like a God, bi**h preach.

I wanna f**k a god,
So I'm gonna f**k myself.
Don't ever mess with my squad,
Just better go and kill yourself.
I wanna f**k a god,
So I'm gonna f**k myself.
Don't ever mess with my squad,
Just better go and kill yourself.

Part II of the story about the catholic kid who fu**ed a ho**er in the church.

Lyrics -

I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches.
I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches.
Ooh.

I cannot belive what have I done,
All I wanted is to have some fun.
But this path I have chosen,
Will bring me to fame and fortune.

I never ever wanted to f**k no h*e,
The demons in my head made it grow.
And when she came up to me,
I felt the devil whisper in my ear:

"Come to me if you want to live forever...
Drop of blood on this peace of paper...
Give me your soul and you are reborn...
The angels in the sky now mourn..."

I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches.
I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches, as Jesus watches,
Ooh.

My life is changed now I am in his control,
F**k that ho**er till I c*m.
F**k Jesus, I love money,
The Devil give me that sweet sweet honey.

I dont care about this nomore,
I am empty I have no no soul.
No regret is inside me,
Burn that bible with the Devil beside me.

I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches, ooh.
I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches, ooh.

I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
Oh my god, I f**k her good as Jesus watches.
I fu**ed a ho**er in the church.
I f**k her good as Jesus watches, as Jesus watches,
Ooh.

Part II

I was that high even I don't know what this song is about.

Lyrics -

Deep inside my head, just a young kid dreaming of a childhood he never could get.
Running through the forest with too many thoughts and a lit up cigarette. 
I am willing to give it all just to reach the top, f**k everything, im going to hell.
Sell my soul to the Devil and watch my life change in an instant.

I am a sick f**k, don't care about anyone else only my self bruh.
Slit your throat, watch you bleed like a pig.
I got no feelings, I need a another drink.

F**k a priest, I am a gods child.
Turn it all upside down like a merry go round.
No emotion like a fu***ng reptile.
I got up and now I am alive.

This is not a game, but I can press restart.
Im reborn and I'm never gonna die.
Eye in the sky, watch us all,
Only death can make it stop.

Close your eyes and take a deep breath,
Get ready to be shot in the head.
With messages that get inside your brain,
So you turn in to a money spending zombie,
Yah.

Rich 6

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