Battles I have been apart of

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

Danger:
Starting off, you're in Danger, don't you know?
They call me Dolphin cause I'm aquatic with these flows
I've got 101 ways to bring you down
And I'll be the one to please the crowd
Y'know, my verses would be a lot better than this
But it's hard to battle someone when they don't give you stuff you can diss
Spitting fire raps, bringing heat on the track
Can't beat my attack, let's see if you can bring it back

Brandon:
Wow! I got picked the most no-body opponent?
I am Josh Allen and you’re more like Josh Rosen!
You got 101 Ways? I got a 1000!
I won’t need boxing gloves to give you a pounding.
Call 911 cuz you’re in Danger Dolphin!
I was born on the 4th of July, so I’ll leave you with flames engulfing!
I’ll speak up! your such a weak chump with your speedruns,
Why don’t you get on your knees. bud and suck on Brandon D’s (Deez) Nuts!

Danger:
Was that supposed be a real verse? With actual rhymes?
Funny, I thought that you didn't make dead-lines
I started in FRB like a month ago
And I still release battles more consistently than this buffalo 
You might be BB, but I've just shot you down
So here's an obligatory line where I call you a clown

Brandon:
You left me with the last words? What a terrible decision!
But you have never been known to spit with percision!
You never truly dissed me, you motherfuckin missed me!
I wrote better than you on the ERB Wiki!
Why don’t you whine about this loss on Twitter, you bitch?!
Call it Sushi Time, cuz I just squished this fish!

BuffaloBrandon vs. Danger Dolphin 101 | FRB Brawl - Round 1

whoa spooky dice!!!

acemusic as Celestia Ludenberg
AdamDRB as King Dice
Beat produced by Jota Rodriguez
Written by Trakked, Dilly and Chandler
Chiseled by BuffaloBrandon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby

Battle:
Dice:
I've heard of your bouts an' it's a pleasure to have ya
It's the Ultimate Gambler 'gainst a king of higher stature
Put the finger down, kid, this ain't a game of charades
Manipulated deadly games, now you're the one getting played
With tik tok teens dressing up as ya for attention
They'll need a content warning when I come and bring ya end kid
You're familiar with death, got Marie Antoinette'd
But I betcha didn't expect another fiery ending!

Celeste:
Greetings, Mr. Dice! Have we not been introduced?
I assume you use your stubborn demeanor as an excuse
To hide your insecurities, yes, I can see through you
You're a puppet being used by the devil; voodoo
I retain my elegance through all matters of situations;
You can't maintain your relevance stuck in the Devil's basement
'Tis a shame your negligence led to your last encasement
I wouldn't even use your sorry ass as entertainment!
Pardon me, but I find you less scary than your attacks
Just another crooked evil mobster that failed to adapt
The curtains fall on your performance and I bid you adieu
With a worse lyrical beating; that's a Knockout for you

Dice:
Didn't you hear my song? You best not mess with me.
You don't deserve a castle, moreso a penitentiary
With that ugly mug, you sure know how to waste a hand
No wonder your fandom thinks you're the gayest in the land!
Used to blunt force trauma, so I'll hit ya with these bars
With a name like Celeste, ya must be used to seeing stars!
Now stuck inside a horrid place, wishin' away for freedom
While Mr. Dice is loaded with the stacks of cash you dream of

Celeste:
I don't trade deals with swine, you belligerent fool!
Think you're all high and mighty, but just used as a tool
It's ironic Hifumi's a better servant than your minions
You're not even worthy to work within my dominion!
Your plot leaves heads rolling and that doesn't entice 
When you’ve got a head yourself made of literal dice!
I'll erase the face of this disgrace with horrid luck, too
So I shall make my exit; final words? Fuck you.

Dice:
See, I'm actually royalty, they think you're a queen?
Another sinner at my doorstep that I'll stomp out with ease
You can't deceive me, believe me, with all your fake lies
This two-face just put a new meaning into snake eyes!

Celestia Ludenberg vs King Dice - Rap Cypher #17

Welcome to the series premiere of Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity! Either the video or audio will be released on YouTube on June 5th, 2022. Here we have two badass vigilantes Robin Hood and Zorro battling it out to see who's the better at defending the weak. Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!

CAST (video means body actors when the video comes out): 
BuffaloBrandon/ @user-4436969 as the announcer (audio) and Zorro (video)
Chao/ @chaoprod as Zorro (audio)
Grasman/ @user-181053137-875144009 as Robin Hood (audio)
LiterallyJustDan/ @annyneock as Robin Hood (video)
I'mJustBrenden/ @imjustbrenden as Himself (audio and video)

LYRICS: Robin Hood:
This poser’s a wanted poster; stepping up to my flows, sir?
I’m the poster child for thievery, giving this ogre closure
Spitting bitter; tongue sharper than my quiver of arrows
I’ve seen better sword-wielders from the likes of Jack Sparrow
Every shot you fire? Aimless. Don Diego is audacious
Stick your rapier in girls without consent, you’re so tasteless
Just a curse on California: a truly weak avenger!
You keep getting forgotten while I’m still on adventures!

Zorro:
Now now, Robin, it makes sense you always scurry
I might be the Fox but Disney turned you to a bigger furry
I’m like Little John of your Merry Men cuz I’ll leave you buried in!
With that small arrow, man, you really think you're Marion?
I’m the conquistador, yo of hot beats and more (oh)!
You will never score bro if you’re messing with the Zorro!
I’m astonished how Britain could love this lame fop!
Cuz I just ruined Robin Hood’s reputation more than GameStop!

Robin Hood:
Like I do to the rich, let me steal the mic back!
I cannot tell what's worse: your raps or your shite mask
You couldn’t woo the magistrate’s niece with your trickery
Left marks on Lolita’s lips but never one on history!
I’m like the forest I’m inhabiting; sprouted my genre’s roots!
You’re even more of a pussy than Puss in Boots!
I’ll leave this “nobleman” under my noble steed!
It’s ironic this big alter ego has no personality!
You disguise yourself to mask the fact that you’re a disgrace!
You’re like the letter in your signature: taking last place!
I’m a legend licking losers like I’m lapping this laddy!
Too bad, you couldn’t drop bars as hard as your daddy!

Zorro: 
I thought an archer like you would have better lines to deliver!
But, uh, have you never learned to keep your arrows in your quiver?
Look! There is no way you’re stoppin the way I’m hip-hoppin!
The truth is, dude, I’m the Batman to your Robin!
I’ll Locksley you up and put you away for good!
You wanna choke on the beat again? Sherwood! 
I am a vigilante like the world has never seen!
While you got outclassed by Katniss Everdeen!
This OG inspired DC and One Piece!
You think you can stump me? I’ll leave this chump beat!
Sorry, Robin my pal in this battle you got slain!
Call me Doncaster cuz you just got played!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO (Brenden: “Shut the fuck up!”) Rap Battles of Eternity… 

PRODUCTION: 
Written by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03) and Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz)
Chiseled by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz), ERBdeArgentina (@batallasderapdeargentina), Trakked (@user-995901394), and I'mJustBrenden(@imjustbrenden)
Beat produced by: Ryan Jobe of ProBangers(@therealryanjobe)
Mixed and Mastered by: Jordy(@jordydydy)
Demo/Flowtest by CallMeCri (@user-776520528)
Cover art by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03)
To be edited by: Jodie Orr/Battlestar Graptica (@battlestar-garaptica)

Special thanks to my homies Tyler, Ryleigh, Ritchie, Cole, Issac, and Garret!!
Happy Mothers Day!! Love you Mom! Happy Late Birthday to I'mJustBrenden!!

Zorro Vs Robin Hood. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

The second battle of the all-star tournament! Yippeeeee!!!

MAKE SURE TO VOTE IN THE POLL: https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJOQwXKy3
POLL WILL END ON AUGUST 7TH AT 10:05 PM EST

CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Swoldow, Awesome Ayden, TheDangerStranger, SuperTamerDude, BuffaloBrandon, King Ducky, SuperGamerBro, JoMillion, Box_Soldier22, JesseBoxVO

Swoldow as Baldi
ENNWAY as Nagito Komaeda

Beat by Dansonn

Demo by Chao
Thumbnail by Chao
Mixed by ENNWAY


LYRICS:

Nagito:
I never thought there’d come a day where someone so lowly like me
Would finally find competition with all of your clickbait schemes
Aren’t teachers supposed to avoid corrupting children and teens?
But with your memes? Lemme elevate ya to my level
A 3D video game, with 2D sprites and shitty artwork
It’s a hideous shame, your gameplay’s mine but lacks where heart’s worth
Grabbed a little of fame, but Zamination’s new slave
Is getting taught a final lesson ‘fore you live in a grave

Baldi:
Welcome to my rap class! Guess the answer or you're dead
Should Nagito not spit and keep the cancer in his head?
The only ultimate luck you’ve gotten’s avoiding getting beat up
For that opossum ass mane, I’m glad I’m bald if that’s a haircut
If your writers turned in any scene of yours to get grades
I’d ask why they printed a fanfic instead of an essay
Your cast is rounded out by pedos, murderers, and criminals?
That band of freaks isn’t even close to being let in my halls

Nagito:
But a Swiffer’s okay? Your priorities are less straight than I
What, got a problem? Guess your southern accent’s fine
Screwed your fans over, literally, on both their minds and ass you made a mark
But I know a thing or two about leaving patrons in the dark
Stab! Won’t miss it this time, unlike your ruler
Your rapping isn’t slapping, even my headmaster’s cooler
My edits would pale compared to how the internet has whored you
But instead of teaching kids you turned the EA to an OU

Baldi:
And I thought that I had problems to solve! Need a hand man?
Your head’s filled with Junk yet that shit brain’s no transplant
From dogs to mechanics your luck’s a spear into the floor
But you’re my school buses next target, you’ll say “Fuck you Baldimore!”
You got flat lines worse than your heart, your rap’s despair disease
Turned from smartest D2 character to John Kramer for weebs!
Hope turned you to a mess, how inferior complexin’
Think chapter 2 was tense, man? You ain’t seen my detention

Baldi vs Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

BuffaloBrandon as Rod Serling 
ImJustBrenden as HP Lovecraft

Written by: BuffaloBrandon, ImJustBrenden, Michael Stark, DeanFalkyn, SPM1000 and DGB
Additional Help by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Hollywood Legend
Logo by: SPM1000
Thumbnail by: JotaSeis
Demo by: K.C.
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii 

HP Lovecraft ): 
Ah, another day of penning prose as a solitary writer
But I still got better bite than the Twilight Zone of Stephanie Meyer!
My Lovecraftian disses are beastly, you oughta close your shutters
And run amok before Cthulhu turns you into supper
But maybe he wouldn't devour Serling as he passes away
Cuz I’m pretty sure not even he wants to eat a fricking ashtray 
I rocked the genre with the Eyes of Providence to see my win through
You had the Planet of the Apes, but Michael Bay slayed that franchise in two
I wouldn't Love it if you Crafted more boring obnoxious monologues.
So I'll score some bopping bombs like the legend of Zoth-Ommog.

Rod Serling): 
Yes I was shocked entering the dimension of your mind
And yes I did see horrors of many different kinds
But those were not enough terror to strike a chord with me
Accordingly you were flooring me with your work on minorities!
Stepping to my Twilight Zone? This racist better take a better direction, 
Cuz even Zone Tan has a less creepy tentacle obsession!
At the end of the day you were powerless!
So it won't take much to leave Howard pissed! 
So, why don’t you try taking a showering,
To clean the sourness of your cowardice?

HP Lovecraft): 
Ha! That’s the best flow that you brought?
Or did this Wunderkind knock you down for the count?
I guess you're used to losing battles you fought.
Cuz you're looking pretty Wan-dry in the mouth!
Horror comes to gore the whack rapping of a losing slacker
Disses as hard as the helicopter that killed 3 of your movie actors!

Rod Serling):
You really came back to diss me? You’re kidding me!
Well I guess this L and my victory are as timeless as infinity! 
Your IQ is like when you died, below 50!
I was a chain smoker yet you still couldn't outlive me!
Now picture a pitiful hypocrite who really came to battle me,
Yes, the helicopter was bad but the name you gave your feline?, an outright cat-tastrophe!
You're really calling me obsolete? Let's ask your wife.
For a guy named LOVEcraft you got none in your life!
I inspired social change through radio and TV!
While you remain a virus: H.P.V!
At 20,000 feet we see a man with depraved grace,
Whose fans simp for him just to save face.
But hey another war has been fought, yet intolerance has grown.
This goes in the Night Gallery of the Twilight Zone.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

TURBO RAP BATTLES OF ETERNITY!!

Rod Serling vs H.P. Lovecraft. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

NOTE: This is a very early audio which was made in a time limit of under 100 hours. I do plan on redoing this. Thank you!

BucketHead as Spider-Man
BuffaloBrandon as Walter White
Buckethead as Jesse Pinkman
Written by BucketHead & BuffaloBrandon
Beat Produced by InsaneBeatz
Mixed by Jordy
Shoutouts to Rayyan, Trakked, & Korekitten
Additional help by NO ONE LOL

Lyrics:

[Announcer 0:00]
BONELESS BATTLE
Spiderman…
Vs.
Walter White!
Begin!

[Spiderman Verse 1 0:09]
Let’s get one thing straight, my name is Peter B. Parker
Shoot my web on a beat like its graffiti, now that’s a fight marker!
I fly high saving guys in the sky
Your wife, Sky, she pulled a knife on you, White!  
Jesus christ! Your whole life was in shambles!
Pulled off heists, yet your family was too much for you to handle!
I set a new standard for animation in the theaters
My legacy will grow, you’re in the Crawl Space and can't reemerge

[Heisenberg Verse 1 0:29]
I’ve dealt with flies before, I’m not afraid of a spider
Your “friendly neighborhood?” It doesn’t compare to my empire
Got doxxed by Mysterio because he couldn’t take a loss
So I’ll have to take after him, and I’ll properly finish the job
If you really don’t want chaos, then turn away and run
Your endings never pay off, sequels can’t just keep on making buzz
This battle is no challenge, it’s more like child’s play
Ironic when you remember the horrors of Elsagate

[Spidey Verse 2 0:49]
You bombed and crashed atop the track, when in rap, you’re like Jane’s dad!
Denied the fact that ASAC Shrader’s brain would be dead ASAP!
He couldn’t save Hank, so Heisenberg had hid and laid back
Seems Walter White’s whole plan declined because he had to face Jack!
Bemused about this crazy douche who’d gotten his morals confused
The way I see it, Heisenberg’s just Light for middle aged dudes!
Expected something I can stomach, when Walter is up to cook
But when we’re both inside the kitchen, “I don’t feel so good”

[Walter Verse 2 1:09]
Peter, this is not meth, it’s a verse to leave you disheveled 
Sold out to Disney, like it’s your marriage to the devil 
Unlike Spiderman 3, My show always bathes in acclaim
Forget your whole monologue; just say my name
Jesse! “What’s up, Mr. White?” Right now, we need to cook
If you want food, then cut the grease, eat something that's actually good
Busted Gus, leaving half of his face burnt to a crisp (emergency!)
While your whiny ass couldn’t put down Wilson Fisk (permanently!)
Talk about my marriage, you and MJ aren’t a constant as a pairing
Jonah controls opinions better than you with Mary Jane (Bitch!)
Can’t defy Heisenberg when I’m rhyming words, so go and step    
You’ve dropped the ball harder than your dear Uncle Ben and Gwen.

Spiderman vs. Walter White. Boneless Battle.

Mx vs The Juggernaut - RAP BATTLE!!!!!
MX: VariousVoicesVa 
Juggernaut: VariousVoicesVa 
Beat:  https://youtu.be/cCwLevZ-sds?si=2K6slZk0CMQybYiN 
Art: BuffaloBrandon

0:10
Juggernaut:
 Big red bullet
Walls? I'm running through it
 You can not stop this
CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH 


I'm a Rapid runner who races through rain.
Ruthless racing, i never refrain.
Running across rugged terrain,
run with resilience, never in vain.


Reach for the finish line, I attain.
But you lost in your own game 
Runnin with purpose, you run to sustain.
you lost to a child, ill always remain.


 It seems you couldn't keep up
 So now you're looking beat up
 You got lyrically stomped 
 In simple words, get fucked



0:41
Mx:
 Oh wow, Another lost soul stumbled into my game
 Though this time it's different, this kid seems deranged
Oh, Sorry let me introduce myself to you
I'm Mario! Now let's get started WAHOO!

Running through rugged ravines?
Running with reckless abandon, it seems. 
Can't run through your acholic father
This Grandad’ll make you go no farther

What kind of name is can-head
I see why you're forgotten 
It's time I turn you into a fable 
When this Cain gets dis-able-d


 You're a one trick pony, I'm not talking Pinkimena 
 No matter where you go, i will always find ya
 So I'll squash you so hard, youll start seeing stars
 Your lack of innocence Definitely won't get you far

1:22
Juggernaut:
 Shut up! You don't know my story, I existed before you
 I'm a living legend you're just exe’s tool
 I'll leave you a bloody stain, right apon the wall
Time for you to Powerdown and look to me in awe!

1:32
Mx:
YOU WILL BECOME A STAIN ON MY SHOE! (RUN)
… YOU CANT RUN FOREVER LITTLE GUY(RUN)
… BECAUSE JUST LIKE LUCAS REAL SOON  (RUN)
YOULL MEET YOUR DEMISE!!! (RUN *LAUGH) WAHOO!!
now on YouTube: https://youtu.be/lc9R5f4t9-I?si=VEhOrWyzxmEdOmoe

Mx vs The Juggernaut

MX vs The Juggernaut - RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!

CAST:

Langle as Naruto Uzumaki 
RaccoonBroVA as Spider-Man 
Beat produced by: Hansen Karta
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Written by: BuffaloBrandon and Danii 
Additional help by: ImJustBrenden, Boron Battles, and VariousVoicesVa
Art by: 3ple
Cover art by: elizalkin
Lyrics:

Spider-Man:
Who’s the wall-crawler, trash talker, web slinger 
Chick magnet, builds gadgets that make Tony Stark bitter
Hard hitter bar spitter in the NYC
And the MCU MC? It’s me Spidey!
Veteran Avenger, Superhero thriller 
Compared with your anime, my web shooters got less filler
You’ll be chasing after me, like the first man ya kissed
Spider-Man will manage damaging this perverted vandalist 
You ain’t sneaking anybody with that dopey attire
I slaughter Uzumakis call me Tobi Maguire!

Naruto:
Peter Parker won’t get through to me, now this kid’s done
A shame that you won’t be telling Jameson about this one
I’m loved as Hokage, but I think you must be throwing ‘cause
No one in that city loves you; arachnophobia (Believe it!)
And your whole universe couldn’t suffer a better fate
But is that worse than you being half a product of Elsagate?
Your fam is rolling in their grave while my father is fighting with me
I must be fighting Miles, ‘cause that Spider Sense is just weak
‘Cause you keep ditching school and yet still fail in all your trilogies
Guess you got no power and no responsibility 

Spider-Man:
Wow, you found out my secret identity!
Now find out who asked like you’re chasing down your frenemy.
I’ve toppled goblins, doctors, and mob bosses in my comics.
All it took was Sakura to knock this fox unconscious!
Me and Miles are geniuses with a thwip and a thwap.
The only essay (S.A.) you’d pass is the one you play for laughs!
Yo, Kakashi! 1000 Years of Death ain’t fair!
Call my lawyer friend and take a seat right over there!
Like my first debut, I go and steal the show!
Shadow clone’s right! You stole Goku’s whole flow!
Your son Boruto ain’t gonna respect you any.
You went from Hidden Leaf’s hero to glorified secretary!
Rap against me and I’ll kick, stomp right through you!
Because when it comes to fights, you’re all Talk No Jutsu!

Naruto:
Tried making amends with your girlfriends but your foes don’t greatly differ
With how they take them out, I guess you both are lady killers
But you’re losing to crooks, I don’t think you’re a crazy hitter
‘Cause look, your new movies are just surpassing any filler
That’s tragic, you should stop the track like it’s a train
Funny that you mention Sasuke when you’re the one needing saved
What kind of hero leaves the people offed then starts floppin’
You were carried by Tony the whole time and you lost him!
You say I’m problematic? Spider-Man: No Way Bro!
You hang with bigger creeps in Drake Bell and James Franco
I only need two moves before the evil of my town falls
But I’ll make Eddie Brock and pray on your downfall
So leave it to me, I’m not your one-off foes nor common
I ate this beat, and I think I’ll just head back to my ramen

Spider-Man vs Naruto. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Hello! This will be the place where you can see either posts for BuffaloBrandon's Rap Battles or Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity. The BuffaloBrandon's Rap Battles is a series solely owned by me and Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity is a series co-owned by both me and my Discord partner in crime I'mJustBrenden. Man, it feels good to no longer have battles rotting on the ERB Wiki. Battles for TRBOE you probably will see posted on the TRBOE YouTube channel either as audios or videos, depending on progress.

Battles I have been apart of

BuffaloBrandon/Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity