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01 Literal Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer

I Can Swing My Sword

Safety Torch!!

Nugget in a Biscuit!!

Tobuscus LITERAL - Assassins Creed Brotherhood Trailer - [MP3JUICES.COM]

The Sideburns Song

Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
and there's a Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur.
Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur!
Cute little tiny Minotaur
sitting in a cradle.
Awww!
He thinks that maybe it's a baby
BUT IT NAY BE!
I'M A TINY MINOTAUR!
LITTLE MINOTAUR.
KILL YOU ANY MINUTE-AURRRR!
Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur.
Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur.
How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Many Minotaur taurs hate tartar sauce.
They're deathly allergic to tartar sauce.
You'll be fine, do you have some tartar Tim Tim?
NO.
You'll need some tartar to kill him.
Oh.
Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim.
Ahhh!
Wait! What's that in his tum tum Tim Tim?
It's a bottle of tar tar Tim Tim.
Someone before you tried to kill him.
OPEN THE JAR!
Twist the lid off!
OPEN THE JAR!
Counter Clockwise!
Oh.
RELEASE TARTAR!
To kill Minotaur.

Minotaur: Errrgh,tartar! My only weakness!
*Minotaur Explosion*
Tim Tim: I'm alive. Stop singing songs about me! You're ruining my life!


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