Shut the fuck up

I put an ad in effay,
I said, lets get some newfags
and after the post was sent
you were in our chat

I know Eso is a bitch,
all the guys are gross and sick,
but despite all of this,
you're here everyday

This song, you hate it
bad lyrics, too mainstream
Your cat, is disgusted
Where you think you're going, bella?

Hey, we met seven months ago, and this is cray cray 
But it's your birthday, so tanti auguri! 
It's hard to sing right, in your language 
But it's your birthday, so tanti auguri!

Before you came into effay we missed you so bad 
we missed you so bad... tet missed you so, so bad 
Before you came into effay we missed you so bad 
And you should know that 
So happy birthday

Happy birthday, fififi.

Fi's song

Oh, happy birthday!
I'm a pound of cake on a silver tray
The bakery refused to make it like a dead cop's throat 
But we can still stuff our mouths with melted candles.

Oh, happy birthday!
every single effayer i've ever met in my life
Never got as much pms as you, b0bo,
you are swimming in a sea of ladies in 2-D

So on, this magic day, let's all raise our glasses, okay
cheering at the man who is the face of effay 
and cursing at his adulterous ways

Blow out your candles
(Like they're about to burn the cake!)
Make a wish
(But don't tell us what it is!)
Smile!
(Like a model!)	
Gnash your teeth like a flamingo swarm.

I hope this day will be super okay!	
Digital birthday! Digital wishes! 
Digital birthday! YAAAAAHHHHHHHY!
	

Oh, happy birthday!
This day has got no end and it's got no beginning
Let's put up a Pinata and set it on fire
flaming candy spilling from it's guts


cheep cheep cheep
(flap flap flap)
wiggle wiggle wiggle
(clap clap clap)
This is the chicken dance
(The fucking chicken dance!)
Dance like a fucking boss!

I want to say, happy birthday
from the whole fucking effay, the whole fucking effay,
I want to say, happy birthday
from the whole fucking effay, the whole fucking effay,

Laser birthday!
Laser birthday!

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