Name: I CAN YOU CAN (rv pine) by Starchive in Best Songs I have Heard
Duration: 1 min 13 s
Description: Fuck You i can do Anything! i can you can Fuck You do Anything!

This guy is great... only part of this song I dont like is when they came out of the screen and fought me in my living room

his outfit is green (like weed) if you think about it.....

this song is great!! love how he came out of my phone screen and fought me in the living room

Best Songs I have Heard

Originally my plan was to cap things off with the Checkerboard Memories remix, but I spent a while finishing off this track.

So, here's "Star Field".
The tileset is the same one by @pizzatony and @rattpoizonaficianado, just using a blue palette like it did in my dream.

(Dream) Starwoven Path

this was made before battle against the world but i really liked this one and wanted to reupload it

[Vert Reupload] Untitled Junkil Big Shot

* YOU WANT A TASTE OF "The Freedom Fries?"
* YOU DEAL WITH MORT G. !!
* ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS "Shake A Poor Sinner's Hand"
* AND YOU CAN INVEST IN FREEDOM FOR LIFE!

pine's Rewritten Take, mort g. is a swapped version of uhhhhhhh idk you figure it out

Swimming With A Shark (RV Pine)

Fuck You i can do Anything! i can you can Fuck You do Anything!

I CAN YOU CAN (rv pine)

( Dialouge by @bep_celeste and @fenzofrfr, sprites by Creepa-Bot Inc. and R. V. Pine )

( After making their way through the MEMORIUM, they make their way to an old stage, the silence is suddenly broken by the sound of old, rusted gears, grinding, the starry curtains tug themselves open, a single spotlight flickers on, focused on Flowery, he faces forwards to the audience, all the chairs are empty. )

Flowery:
* HELLO, FRIENDS! IT'S BEEN SO, SO LONG... HASN'T IT?
* I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN!

Susie:
* ... I don't think-

( Susie is cut off, an uproar of cheers and laughter booms from the audience around the stage, startling Susie and Ralsei. )
 
Susie:
* Wh... Kris, what's going on? Why did you take us here?

Flowery:
* WHY, TO PLAY OF COURSE! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!
* AREN'T YOU EXCITED, KRIS?
* ... WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK? DO...
* Do you not want to play anymore..?

( Kris takes a few steps backwards, slowly. )

Ralsei (Whispering):
* ( Kris, I told you we shouldn't have come here! )
* ( This is no place for a Lightner. Quickly, we must leave and get back to sealing the fountain-

Flowery:
* NO!!!

( They all pause, a desperate look on Flowery's face. )

* No... Please, don't go.
* Don't pack me away already. It's so dark in there.
* So, so dark...

( The three of them back away, a vine creeps out from the floorboards, snagging Kris's foot, preventing them from leaving. )

* Please, Kris...
* Can't we play just one more time? For old time's sake?

Susie:
* ... Hey man, we don't want any trouble. Just-

Ralsei:
* I hate to be blunt, sir. But we're going to need you to let go, and we will be on our way.

Flowery:
* ... Let go?

( Flowery laughs, as does the audience. )

* WHY, IF LETTING GO WAS SO EASY, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE, WOULD YOU?

( The vine violently tugs Kris back to the center of the stage, lying on the floor, the children all cheer, he steps forward towards them. )

* PLEASE, IT'S JUST A LITTLE-

( Susie launches a Rude Buster at Flowery, knocking him back, petals falling off of his head. )

* ...

Susie:
* I'm sorry, but-

Flowery:
* So, those are the kinds of games you kids play nowadays... huh?
* Well, if that's how you like it...

( The sound of gears once more, lights above the audience flash on, revealing the amorphous, stirring shadows of dozens of children in the audience, giggling to themselves as the show begins. )

* LET'S PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE!!

PHANTOMIME (R. V. Pine)

HEY HHEY HEY
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SOME (Freedom Fries) IN YOUR LIFE?

YOU TALK TO MORT

AND (no one else)

EVER (again).

Mortintro Probablycalledsomethingjustlike SharkTank (RV Pine)

STEP RIGHT UP YOU LITTLE WORMS!!
THERE'S A REAL MARVEL JUST WAITING BEHIND THESE       

WHAT?? WHAT?! 
NO!! YOU NEED A TICKET TO RIDE !!

So, um... who are you?

MY NAME IS TICKETMASTER!!
MY FRIENDS CALL ME HAMPTON.
...BUT YOU CALL ME TICKETMASTER.

How do we get a ticket?

YOU GOTTA
...
YOU UH
...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LEFT THEM!
SORRY KID(S)

Tickets Please (RV Pine)

* You wanna make a scene?
* FINE BY ME! I'M GREAT AT THAT!
* NAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Anne redesign help by @marnielovesyou

♪ Anne-Tenna Anarchy

(Notes are after dialogue.)
* A: GAAHHH!! S-SHE'S MELTING! SHE'S MELTING!!!
* A: KRIS, HELP YOUR AUNTIE! HELP HER!!! IT BURNS!!!
* R: The cottage, it's-... everything's burning to the ground!
* S: Kris, we NEED to get out of here!
* A: YOU. DARE. LEAVE. AUNTIE. HELPLESS??
* S: Hell yes!! You tried to COOK Ralsei and me!! This's gone on long enough, we're-
(Auntie immediately shoots a serving of her signature Siddown Stew™. The three of them are slimed, and Kris' SOUL turns green.)

* S: Wh-! The stew, my legs -- I can't move!!
* A: NGEE-HEE-HEE! NOT ON MY WATCH, SHNOOKUMS! 
* AUNTIE'S NOT GONNA LET YOU BRATS RUN WEE-WEE-WEE ALL THE WAY HOME.
* A: IN FACT, SHE'S NOT LETTING YOU RUN ANYWHERE!! *YOU* STOKED THE FIRE, *YOU* BURN!!
* R: The ceiling! Kris, look out!!
(A wooden beam hurtles down at Kris before the screen pauses. A deep-blue cape appears, morphing into a shield and blocking the SOUL.)
* The Shadow Mantle protected you.

* S: Are you insane?! Let us go!! You realize you'll die too, right?!
* A: NGEE-HEE-HEE! IT HARDLY MATTERS! AUNTIE HAS NOTHING TO LOSE!
* A: SHE ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS ON HER LAST LEGS.
* A: AND IF THIS STUPID COTTAGE IS BURNT TO A CRISP, SHE'D RATHER DIE...
* A: IN THE PRESENCE OF HER BELOVED KRISSIE-PIE!!! NGEE-HEE-HEE!!!
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* AUNT SNABLE
* A deranged cook with a taste for flesh and bone.
Press [Z] to fan the mantle and extinguish any rogue embers that may fly your way.
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(Reuploaded bc I fudged the quality sorry)
Post cooking minigame, Aunt Snable crosses a line and Kris is forced to shove her onto a lit stove, melting her and lighting the cottage on fire. During the duel, the Delta Warriors are on a strict time limit. Take too many turns to shake the muck off your legs, and the entire cottage comes crashing down, resulting in a Game Over.
You fight the snaily foe in a burning house after a session of cooking while she melts, à la Undyne's date and Undyne the Undying. Aunt Snable's design is also a nod to the fact Undyne lives next to a snail farm in Undertale.
I tried to continue a lot of fan-defined "secret boss" patterns. Deadly Sins Theory (gluttony), Fairytale Theory (Baba Yaga), UNDERTALE Counterpart Theory (Undyne), etc. The Divine Comedy/Dante's Inferno pun in the title perpetuates the Devil parallels each Shadow Crystal Boss (+Gaster) has.

(i have basically 0 experience with DR-style backgrounds and im far from "nailing" Toby's battle theme style so I hope you can look past the quality 💀)

AUNTIE'S INFERNO

* Calm down Timber, We're your FRIEND INSIDE YOU.

by R.V. Pine

THE FRIEND INSIDE ME (Original Pitch)

* Movie Magic Makes Magenta Maverick Massive?!
* Breaking! Violet Vandal Verses Valiant Videostar!!

* Dude, I'm SO glad you turned out to be evil or whatever.
* 'Cause ever since I first saw you broadcasting your big dumb face everywhere...
* I've just been waiting for a chance to punch it!

* Tangle on Two Tables! Tower Takes up Titanic Task, while Humble-sized Host Handles Knight, Nan, and Nerdy No-goodnik on Rook's Rooftop!
* Puny Pests Pancaked by Power of Pure Press, Teamwork Tactics Turned Tactless, Toughest T-Rex Turns Tender!
* Before Barren of Broadcasts, TVLand's Transmission of Tremendous Tower Tussle Travels, Terrific Television's Riveting Return!!
* Fueled by Fabulously Flowing Fount, Darkners's Dreams Don't Disappear!!

Rook Rumble

Song for @mr-rattel-m-bones-1's creepy little asshole
Based on leitmotifs by @redmatazz
Thumbnail artwork by geistboy!
(twitter.com/geistboy1)

NEO CHAOS (Halloween Special)

[???]: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
[???]: "Our long awaited moment has finally arrived!"
[???}: "We welcome you..."

*Lights on*

[Sweet]: "To your b-beatdown, baby!!"
[Sweet]: "This arena is designed to blow your ears!"
[Cap'n]: "But it's also to make your body move like a wild animal!!"
[Sweet]: "You wouldn't even want to stop dancing!"
[Sweet]: "'Cause you're gonna give up to the funk!"
[Cap'n]: "Besides, it's the age of endless grooving!"
[Sweet]: "Therefore, you'll be stuck here with us forever!"
[Cap'n]: "In the sickest way yo!"
[Cakes]: "Boom shakalaka!"
[Sweet]: "Don't believe us? Then let us prove you wrong!"
[Sweet]: "Hey Cap'n, drop the banger!"
[Cap'n]: "Right on, Sweet!"

*Noelle falls into the scene then poses adorably*

[Cap'n]: "Check out the madamoizel!"
[Cap'n]: "Girl's got some real sweet move after we put the golden headphones on her!"
[Susie]: "Noelle??"
[Susie]: "What the hell did you do to her???"

*Susie readies her ax*

[Cap'n]: "Woah woah woah, keep your head on, dude."
[Cap'n]: "Lay a finger on her and she'll be dead meat!"
[Sweet]: "I can't tell if you're being threatening or not."
[Cap'n]: "Trust me Sweet, I am!"
[Cakes]: "Can I be threatening too?"
[Sweet]: "You already are, K_K."
[Cakes]: "Ayy kickass!"
[Sweet]: "Anyway, enough fooling around boys!"
[Sweet]: "We better get ready."
[Sweet]: "'Cause we're about to make the whole world dance!"
[Cap'n]: "Yo K_K, turn up the music!"
[Cakes]: "OK!"

CHAPTER 2 - OST ??: Blizzard on the Dance Floor

* We're gonna have some special guests tonight, folks!
* Da ratings could be through da roof...!
* Well said, Tenna! This is gonna be a good one! Get ready for some unfiltered, uncensored...
* Uncut, uncondensed, some other synonym...
* CONTENT!
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Really didn't like the mix and instrumentation in the original. This one sounds much cleaner in my opinion.

MTN Special - Mike and Tenna's Takeover!

* IT'S SHOWTIME!
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merry kris-mas eve eve!
it was peak to collab with reasan and it was really fun!

collaboration with REASAN!: @reasanmagius

PEAK art by @oro-delta

tenna voice acting by brooklyn!: twitter.com/Estrogen_Storm1

og by pine and lex3x

Static Shock (an inky and REASAN cover)

This revision was a collab between me, @kiwiquest and @xnqqq.
Creative Freedom V2 was never good

Also Cam's voice is @michibry!

CREATIVE FREEDOM

All the music on this account was not made by me, if any of these tracks belong to you I am happy to take them down.

I CAN YOU CAN (rv pine)

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