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It's gonna taaaake some tiiiiime to paaaay the fiiiiine!

Spongebob Throws Drake Bell Behind Bars

EXTENDED VERSION NOW AVAILABLE: https://soundcloud.com/net_bastard/friday-escape-extended-version

An old mashup I had on tumblr for a while, now uploaded on here!

Friday Escape

you,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp_ye9Ovbig&feature=youtu.be&t=16s

so apparently this is a meme now

SAME. FUCKING.  BPM.

Don't you hate when that happens, you have an idea and then you can't go to sleep until you actually do it, it's the worst

(btw I probably won't expand on this, I'll think of something better to do with Megalovania)

it's two in the morning and i just thought of this nonsense

fresh off the presses here is another spongebob shitpost

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/40/Scout_stunballhit14.wav?t=20100625234513

『D O  T H E  H U S T L E』

what's the deal with eurobeat? If it's Japanese, where does Europe come into the picture?

Running in the Seinties

this idea popped into my head then i realized "oh hey he already basically made this" b ut the n i made it anyway

i'm literally just fucking stealing from neil cicierega at this point

Undersea Revenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a8XktrpYOA
i got reminded that afro circus exists so i made this

afro birds

Skrendulum.

I made a audio visualizer for this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m35u7O0qrN8

Fasten Your Bangarang (Audio Visualizer in Description)

A throwback to one of my favorite classic YouTube remixes.

Why Is The Gas Gone

I’m a zoomer if you wondered why my sense of humor is retarded. John 3:16 ✝️

If you want to use my work in some manner (idk why you would lol), please ask me for permission and credit me in your content.

aspiring chipper, hoping to make more funny in the near future

afro birds

UUN4

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