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Full House Theme (Cover Version) - Single

Full House Theme (Cover Version)

Samurai Pizza Cats Theme (Bizcotti Version)

Taco Bell Dub

Broken Controller

I Spotted Neon Lights At Area 51

Disappointed Love

Trapped Plane

"I love the taste, and I really feel good"

Coffee - Single

Coffee

Raindrops

A New Day Always Comes After The Dark

Otherworldly Fire

Yet Another Club Song

A Partially Eerie Night In Cleveland

Come Get IT!

Chaos High

Karenival

Nose Candy

Party Mode 2.0 - Single

Party Mode 2.0

Poptart (Rockstar Parody)
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I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts
All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts
Jumping in the car, going to get some more pop tarts
Strawberry chocolate don't matter, I love pop tarts

I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts
All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts
Jumping in the car, going to get some more pop tarts
Strawberry chocolate don't matter, I love pop tarts

Put them in the cart, get a multipack (eh)
Every flavor out there, no turning back
Eat them so fast, I almost choke
Don't touch my tarts man! This ain't a joke

Afford them, minimum wage
Pulling pennies in my car to make enough
The taste is legendary
Eat 'em since I dropped out of college
Eating packets foil packets
I'm not done

I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts
All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts
I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts
All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts
I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts

Dude, your girlfriend likes them. She's just trying to get a twin
Saying, "I want a pack"
Grabbing for mine, I block it
Trying to grab up my pants
Hundred packets in my trailer
All people trying to be my fan, and they bought a pack (yea)

I've been in the stores looking for a blueberry
Got a chocolate and a stawberry
Looking at the foil, losing it
Start to drool
Borrowed money from my ma
Grabbing all the packs, never put them back
Now my mom is screaming out, "No Mas!"
People say, " You eat pop tarts like that, and you'll become one!"
Well, that’s the ultimate dream for me

Dude, your girlfriend likes them. She's just trying to get a twin
Saying, "I want a pack"
Grabbing for mine, I block it
Trying to grab up my pants
Hundred packets in my trailer
All people trying to be my fan, and they bought a pack (yea)
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I'm back with another parody. This song has a little more in the effects department.
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The structure of the song is different than usual rap style songs, so it was a little harder for me to flesh it out, but I just tried my best as I always do.
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What's your favorite flavor of Pop-Tarts? I personally like ones with no frosting.

Poptart (Rockstar Parody)

Poptart (Parody of "Rockstar")

Nascar ("Mask Off" Parody)
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Left turns, turn to the left 
Turning left, turning to the left 
Take a left, gotta take a left 
Tire check, never pass the pit (Never pass the pit) 
 
Nascar,  driving Nascar 
Nascar, driving Nascar 
Turning left, turning to the left 
Tire check, never pass the pit (Don't pass the pit) 
 
Left turns, turn to the left 
Turning left, turning to the left 
Take a left, gotta take a left 
Tire check, never pass the pit 
 
Nascar,  driving Nascar 
Nascar, driving Nascar 
Turning left, turning to the left 
Tire check, never pass the pit  
 
Two cups. Winner of the gold 
Checker flag grabber from the get-go 
This song is just another spoof (poofin') 
Lapping other drivers, dodging them like I'm bullet proof 
 
Pit stops. The greatest crew 
Tires and gas. Much overdo 
First place, can't disprove 
Last place? Need to improve 
 
VanBiz, 33 gold 
No decals. Your car is plain 
Flaps down. That's a liability 
Hit the front bumper 
No gentleman 
 
Left turns, turn to the left 
Turning left, turning to the left 
Take a left, gotta take a left 
Tire check, never pass the pit (Don't pass the pit) 
 
Nascar,  driving Nascar 
Nascar, driving Nascar 
Turning left, turning to the left 
Tire check, never pass the pit (Never pass the pit) 
 
Chevy. Ford. I drive anything 
Pass my car, make me go insane (He's so Sonic fast) 
Passing by. Take over so clean 
Highlights blinding with the white beams 
White flag, looking kind of grey 
Sold out seats. Everyone's at attendance 
Good for business, even with the influenza  
Selling bobble heads, sodas and comissions 
All gas. Never hit the brake 
Switch gears 
Near flop 
Eating steak 
Ain't no break. Ain't no bathroom break 
Gas spraying 
Not driving Sunday on a freeway 
First place, it's mine to claim 
All fame. Making a wage claim 
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Have you ever watched NASCAR? My first experience with NASCAR is I had the game NASCAR 98 for the original Playstation. All I really remember is doing the cheat were you could shoot paintballs out of the front of your car, causing the other cars to lose control. I also remember trying to get into the most spectacular crashes I could.
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I don't know what to say about this one. The original source material isn't all to great to begin with, so as usual I tried my best.
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If you like it, be sure to download, share and all those other little things that make goofy artists like my a little more less hidden.

Nascar (Mask Off Parody)

Nascar (Parody of "Mask Off")

The Fabulous Man Spider Theme Song
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I’m the Fabulous Man Spider
Coming to muck up your day

I’m the Fabulous Man Spider
I run fast, get out of my way

Kicks so powerful, they’ll send you flying
Can’t stand to see a little child crying

Punches so clean, and looks so smooth
Saves the day with the best attitude

I’m the Fabulous Man Spider
Justice is my name

I’m the Fabulous Man Spider
EA! Where’s my game?


I’m the Fabulous Man Spider
Coming to muck up your day

I’m the Fabulous Man Spider
I run fast, get out of my way

The Fabulous Man Spider Theme Song - Single

The Fabulous Man Spider Theme Song

Never Gonna Play Fortnite (Never Gonna Give You Up Parody)
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We’re no strangers to games
You’ve played a few, and so have I
A full victory is what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other game


I just want to tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna play Fortnite
Never gonna build a wall
Never gonna build a base, and defend it
Never gonna make a trap
Never gonna use the bombs
Never gonna shopping cart my friends

The games been in beta, for so long
You play no skin because, you’re too cheap to buy them
Tilted Towers where you like to snipe
We know the game, and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me what I’m playing
Usually some retro games

Never gonna play Fortnite
Never gonna build a wall
Never gonna build a base, and defend it
Never gonna make a trap
Never gonna use the bombs
Never gonna shopping cart my friends

Never gonna play Fortnite
Never gonna build a wall
Never gonna build a base, and defend it
Never gonna make a trap
Never gonna use the bombs
Never gonna shopping cart my friends

Ooooh, not gonna play
Ooooh, not gonna play (oh)
(never gonna play)
Ooooh, not gonna play (no)
(never gonna play, never gonna play)

We’ve been running, for so long
Outrun the storm, but you’re too slow to escape it
Tomato Towns where it’s going down
You know the game, and we’re gonna play it

I just want to tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna play Fortnite
Never gonna build a wall
Never gonna build a base, and defend it
Never gonna make a trap
Never gonna use the bombs
Never gonna shopping cart my friend

Never gonna play Fortnite
Never gonna build a wall
Never gonna build a base, and defend it
Never gonna make a trap
Never gonna use the bombs
Never gonna shopping cart my friends

Never Gonna Play Fortnite (Never Gonna Give You Up Parody) - Single

Never Gonna Play Fortnite (Never Gonna Give You Up Parody)

You Got A Friend In Me
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You got a friend in me
You got a friend in me

When the road looks rough ahead and you’re miles and miles from your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said boy
You got a friend in me
Yea you got a friend in me

Some other folks might be a little bit stronger than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them could ever love you, the way I do
It’s you and me boy

And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You gotta see, it’s our destiny

You got a friend in me
Yea you got a friend in me

You got a friend in me
Yea! Got a friend in me
Come on now
You got a friend in me
You got a friend in me
You got a friend in me
You got a
Friend in me

Vanilla Bizcotti - You Got A friend In Me - Single

Vanilla Bizcotti - You Got A friend In Me

You Got A Friend In Me

The most rave song about boiled eggs ever!

Lyrics coming soon

Scrambled Egg (Boiled Eggs Dance Version) - Single

Scrambled Egg (Boiled Eggs Dance Version)

Dr. Noot

The Vita Bop

Put the corpse upon the of your mom's house

Bass Ride Through Your Hood

Here's a song I made for a friend of mine. It's synthy goodness

Spicy KOTH

Vanilla Bizcotti is a parody rapper from Menasha WI. Growing up listening to "Weird Al" Yankovic, Vanilla has always had a soft spot for parody and "meme" style rap, but it wouldn't be until later in life when he would try music creation first hand.

Taking inspiration from musical groups like Bloodhound Gang and Jon Lajoie, Vanilla style is very comparable. His first album Hot Garbage, release in 2018 has a lot of tongue-in-cheek humor, your mom jokes, and it was Vanilla's first attempt at making parody songs. This album was met with favorable reviews, and songs continue to be placed in meme playlists.

Vanilla's second album Meme Status, released in 2019 focused more on the niche style raps, and joke songs. It also features parody songs from Lil Pump, Rick Astley, and a cover of You Got A Friend In Me (From "Toy Story"). Never Gonna Play Fortnite still gets a few spins from the games enthusiasts.

Bizcotti's third album Auto-Tuned Out, released in 2020 is more of a technical rap album, and it's also the first album with a few featuring artists. While the song Shrek Diss is a more meme like song, his songs on this album are more bass hitting than ever before. There's also a few remixes that were made to liven up the album and really let Bizcotti flex his musical talent.

Some of Bizcotti's songs were featured in Quick and Enraged (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) which is a parody movie of Fast and Furious directed by Vanilla Bizcotti

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