An unbeat little number sure to brighten the whole gang's day. A tone to associate with a steady sweetheart. © PerformativAUDIO LLC. 2013-2013.

'coon Stew

The first of our PREMIUM line of ringtones.

High-end psychoreverberatory algorithms have been applied to treat the signal to TRUE STEREOPHONIC QUALITY. Using simple principles of diffraction, resonance, and reverberation, our studio musicians at PALL_C have really done it with this one! Great for trains, or muggings. © PerformativAUDIO LLC. 2013-2013.

Munsell Color Tree

We here at PerformativAUDIO like to support our local artists by giving new studio musicians a try, based on a process of recommendation, merit, and pseudorandom chance thanks to our air-powered CYCLOTRON decision-making funnel. We have to say, this performer disappointed us sorely. © PerformativAUDIO LLC. 2013-2013.

Guitar Lesson 3013

The next in our line of PREMIUM ringtones. Designed for the urban, urbane urbanite in all of us. Minty smooth meaty hook like groovy. © PerformativAUDIO LLC. 2013-2013.

Lucy Looting Looseys

The newest in our PREMIUM line of ringtones! This one is for the ladies: Fellas, tack this one to the memory of that special someone who got away. Better bring more rope next time! © PerformativAUDIO LLC. 2013-2013.

Horny Harpy

Is that new [cellular telephonic device] w/ keyboard attachment loosing its novelty? We'll bet you it did as soon as you composed your first tweet-and-squat. Where's the love?

Cellphones! It seems as though everybody has one. But you can be different. The only thing keeping your phone from serving as a conduit to your Self is ourself. Everything we do, we do for You, so:

Don't get S.A.D. ; get vapoRINGtones, courtesy of PerformativAUDIO, LLC : Everybody knows, except you!

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