This is a song about my closest friend.

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tcbjECZjUQ

Snapchat: kylevarmaa

Lyrics:
Anvit is my friend and with him I don’t need to barter
He’ll pass me the loud and I’ll pass the portable charger
Gettin’ real buzzed off that USB
Sittin’ with my freshest friend feeling like it’s a dream
I’d never ever try to take advantage of Anvit, our bond is
Something that I made a promise to never break
Honest, I would shave all my hair or dye it blond if he wanted
I will always offer him a slice of birthday cake
You’re fake Vishnu, you're not a real fresh friend
You didn’t stay at Anvit’s side from beginning to end
I want to forgive you but our connection will never mend
Especially because you’re in the 50%
Sense made, cents spent, rent’s paid, bent’s bent, fenced fence
I’m content, I’m happy being friends with Anvit,
In comparison Rand Paul is a piece of shit
Sittin’ in a “smoke loud sesh,” I wish that you were here
You don’t know if I’m your friend? I think it’s crystal clear
Queueing up for duos but I don’t feel any fear
Cuz I know I’ll be fine as long as Anvit is near
Rajoos1, Rajoos2, Rajoos3
We chose you Anvit, we know that you’re the
Greatest player and greatest person we’ll ever see
I love the way that you jump when you’re breaking trees
“She’s really dumb. Like sometimes she’ll say something and I’ll be like ‘wow, that’s dumb’”
Wow it’s fun listening to Anvit speak
Your massive ass intellect really makes me weak
Anvit’s presence is strong, when he’s around no one’s yawning
You’re fly as fuck and everybody knows you’re the boss
You’re famous, you’re well known, you’re like Matthew “McCauney”
So when you enter the room, we will stand and applause

Fresh

Pls don't call 911

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgrA-9qFcpM

Snapchat: kylevarmaa

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Necrophilia is the best
Has all the perks of regular sex
The only difference is less restrictions
Like places you’re allowed to put your dick in
I hit a girl with my car
Instant death, acoustic guitar
No one around and I could have just left
But I don’t condone any disrespect

[Chorus]
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I put my penis in her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse

[Verse 2]
Living girls are lots of fun
But I’d rather shoot them with a gun
When you fuck a girl that’s breathing
You can’t put your dick in her lung
Ye ye ye, consent is great
But I did not consent to be born
By that same logic, necrophilia’s
As ethical as incest porn
I know that murder is wrong
And it’s hard to say goodbye
But when the bitch is dead
You’re free to fuck her in the eye
I was drinking whiskey at a bar
And had to take a piss
I found a dead girl in the bathroom
Take a guess at what I did

[Chorus]
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I put my penis in her corpse
I fucked her corpse
I fucked her corpse

[Outro]
I really like the color green
I make my coffee with a machine
I close the microwave with my head
I have sex with women that are dead

Necro

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53OTv6BCKYw

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Taking your queen, that's a blunder
Brevity clean, I’ll be blunter
PSAT make a hundred, obviously you are dumber
Should I repeat? You’re the dumbest.
Of all of the people on my list that I’m pissed at you are the one that needs most feedback but you never read that so let me reenact
Reaction you have when one of us has what you need (OO)
I have an average peen (6.2)
I am fulfilling a dream- psych!
I am fulfilling a meme about Anvit a pain in the ass if I’ve ever seen 
Beating your ass just like Mr. Green
Mrs. Black, Matthew "Macougney" can y’all see
From the back this man who’s retarded
Let me go to the bathroom I gotta leave
Like an athlete start running, get so far and I won’t beat your head in with a crowbar 
Your feet were too slow, send you to Qatar, bout to hit you in the fucking skull so hard
Like a hot chick I’ll hit you with my car, not too fast, whoa, you went too far
You’re a lightweight, man I need a bar cuz I get anxiety when you are
Involved, you got no resolve, yeah I know I was bald, but at least when I was five feet I didn’t hit a wall, you’re not tall
I spit like suck dick and balls, I spit like propylene glycol, I spit like it don’t mean shit if Anvit lies and turns the mic off

[Chorus]
ABCEFG, I just gave your mom my D
I think I got HIV, her vagina wasn’t clean
ABCEFG, I just gave your mom my D
I think I got HIV, her vagina wasn’t clean

[Verse 2]
You and Shnu, the two of you can share the demerit
It’s apparent that the pair of you failed to inherit some merits from your parents
Looks like all the material from fourth period was barely adherent
I swear you’re an embarrassing failure, guess the gene pool was too disparate
I feel for clarity’s sake I should say you make me want to fucking kill myself
And for your sake I should warn this song’s a threat to your rectal health
“You’re undefined” Oh really though? No “y equals” That line ain’t sloped? Is it painful to have a brain that swole? Did you write that shit? Did you make that quote?
Fresh was satire
Shit on my day like a flat tire
Vishnu’s gay and you’re a bad liar
Muting your mic did you cut the wire?
Try and diss me? That’s a misfire
I spit fire like a pyromancer
Now I require a blow dryer
My loud supplier is an amplifier
I can’t decide which one I hate most
You and Artham are fucking tools
Finally you’ve been diagnosed
“Oh yeah guys, one time I hit a juul”
My brother’s allergic to shellfish
I’m allergic to sitting in English with you and Vish
For a whole semester I had to suffer
More aggravating than an ad with buffer
Sucks to be me bro, I ain’t beat but
Anvit’s ego, seems to keep grow-
ing, like weed in places where it’s
Been deemed legal
If you wanna be a retard
IQ below sea level
You’re more than welcome, that’s your freedom
Little man don’t take shots at me though
Shut that shit down like a fuckin veto

Anvit (Diss Track) (Prod. NOVMBER)

Snapchat: kylevarmaa

Lyrics:
Wanna know something pretty sad? I’m 17 years old and still have not lost my virginity. 
Unless you count the orchids.

Chlorophilia is the best
Has all the perks of regular sex
The only difference is fucking plants
Prevents STDs from getting in your pants

I hit a tree with my car
On my way home from the dead chick’s bar
Car broke down so I can’t drive away
And fucking a tree could never be gay

I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree

I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree
No need for vagene when you got the green
I fucked a tree
I fucked a tree

Venus fly-traps get dismissed
But I like to let them suck my dick
If I get head from a human female
I run the risk of getting bit

Ye ye ye, mammals are great
But eye contact is a bit too serious
And honestly I would rather mate
With something that doesn’t have monthly periods


Herbivores? More like Herb-o-vore
Never have to worry they’ll cheat
The good thing about plants is they can’t be whores
And they don’t have a problem with my thing for feet

I was drinking whiskey in the fall
And had to take a piss
I found some moss on the bathroom wall
Take a guess at what I did

I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss

I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
I molested moss
For lube I use teriyaki sauce
I molested moss
I molested moss

I’m singing all these tunes like a god damn bard
At age 17 I still have my v-card
I whip out my dick and say en garde
I’ve fucked every single plant in my backyard

Chloro

Verse 1
Sits back and relaxes as his ass passes math
You’d think he had swamp ass the way he half-assed this class
Too smart for school but too dumb to stay off the crack
Larked so much out the juul that I’m havin’ a heart attack
I’m a freakin’ delinquent, I make scenes when I speak and
I smoked so much weed this week that I think I’m reachin’ my peak and
I’m screaming about it loudly like wowsers I’m in the clouds
And I doubt that I’m coming down til it ceases to be the weekend
Utilize the tumor in my brain when makin’ tunes
I’ll hear a freaky rumor bout me then I’ll make it true
Make room for his new tape, it’ll make the news
Need some dough so I can get baked, I’ma take your shoes

Chorus
That’s why my brain is out of order
I pay my fuckin’ drug dealer in quarters cuz I need an employer
But as the world turns and I keep growin’ older
I’ll be suckin’ these fat dicks till hell freezes over
Bitch, till hell freezes over
I’ll be suckin’ these fat dicks till hell freezes older
And as the world turns and I keep growin’ older
I’ll be suckin’ these fat dicks til hell freezes over

Verse 2
Self destructive tendencies, may as well have stuck my tender
Developing pre-frontal cortex in a fuckin’ blender
How the fuck did I get here, is this a fuckin’ bender?
AA, think you could make space for another member
My piss is tainted but I’m fuckin clean at test taking
I’m frickin’ faded but I’m bout to ace the SAT
Come up with a test that I couldn’t pass, I bet you’ll fail
Like my Indian relatives shitting inside of a metal pail
I’ll get too soon caught in school selling juul pods
Then move to a new locker room for a new job
I’ll start out with carts then I’ll cart in some bars and
The hardest of hard then I’ll lark out the marquettes

Chorus
That’s why my brain is out of order
I pay my fuckin’ drug dealer in quarters cuz I need an employer
But as the world turns and I keep growin’ older
I’ll be suckin’ these fat dicks till hell freezes over
Bitch, till hell freezes over
I’ll be suckin’ these fat dicks till hell freezes older
And as the world turns and I keep growin’ older
I’ll be suckin’ these fat dicks til hell freezes over

Till Hell Freezes Over (Eminem Remix)

Just a dedicated Christian who likes to share the word of God through music.

Varma 6.2

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