Here is an ongoing list of tracks I have produced for the indie platform shooter, "Hadal Calm" by donpommelo. Check it out and give it a play!

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Confidence Looped

Electric Chair Legs

Lead Deficiency

I work at a vet clinic. There's a place over by the dumpster that they call "Lepto Zone" because apparently that's where the dogs with leptospirosis go to take a piss and whatnot. This is a song about a dog funkily walking down the yard and pissing.

Lepto Zone

WHAIL I SAID
WHAT ABOUT
BREAKFEST AT EPIPHANIES
SHE SAID I
THINK I
REMEMBER THE FILM
AND I SAID
THAT'S NOT THE NAME OF THE MOVIE, DIPSHIT

Breakfast at Epiphanies

Eh (VCRchitect Remix)

CULTURE SHOCK
FUTURE SHOCK
FUCK YASELF
CHOKE YASELF

(But with chill guitar strums in the background this time)

Culture Shock

Catacomb Kids (VCRchitect Remix)

Ah shit, is that the Hero of Rhyme? Come to save rap?

LEGO Megalomaniac

These raps ain't shit
My songs always flop
Punk ass wannabe
Trying to make it rock
Hating on everyone except who I should
Acting like I’m livin in a bad neighborhood

I lay it down for my three fans
Concerts so sad like an incel at a dance
Never caught bumpin out your cellphone
Stuck in a trap like I’m Home Alone

Fuckin lame ass white boy wants to feel cool
Catch myself dreaming about going back to school
To get a degree that just won't do shit
Grinding for a dollar like a stripper with kids

Got teeth like an Escher staircase
Shits so crooked they come outta my face
Self-esteem lower than my IQ
Punk ass pussy sippin on some Bitches Brew

I’m not
Saving Shit
So get off my dick
You stupid Bitch
Leave me alone
Let me stay home
And hate myself
Like everyone else

Lame, fat, a spineless coward
If bitches were rain, I’d never be showered
Dumb, poor, a redneck chump
Unless I ride a camel I never get humped

I set my standards way too low
If I was a dog, I’d be worst in show
Fucked up hair
Fucked up teeth
Fucked up brain
Fucked up totally


IQ 17
BMI 213
Life's a joke and I'm not laughing
Waiting for the good but it's never gonna happen

Piss poor, my credit is shit
Thank god I'm sterile, them poor kids
Plus size, no super-sized
You smell that bacon?
That's just my thighs

I’m not
Saving Shit
So get off my dick
You stupid Bitch
Leave me alone
Let me stay home
And hate myself
Like everyone else



Sure is Hateful in Here (Feat. Buster Crush)

VERSE 1
Try to die on the daily, even Frieza couldn't Nail me.
Success is the only option, but I keep on failing.
My shit gets wrecked like a dollar store ladder.
Like the Old Yeller parody, but sadder.

My life is like a movie, but you skipped it.
Been picked last more than the blind kid
You can call me a bitch, but bitches ain't shit
My concert's like my birthday cuz you missed it.

Dumb and slow like Jackass on half speed
My music gets spread like celibate STDs
That's never, just in case you know me
But I fucking doubt it, I've never been seen.

My rhymes are like blirngle schming bing blip
You know they make no fucking sense
Lyrics worse than geting molested
by the priest that heard this song and blessed it

HOOK
All I hear is laughter
I'm such a goofy bastard
Been left behind like I pressed rewind
None of this shit even matters
All I hear is laughter
I'm such a goofy bastard
Been left behind like I pressed rewind
None of this shit even matters

VERSE 2
I wrote a song about how I wanna die
Nobody questioned shit, I'm not surprised
If ya met me, ya'd do me a favor
My life fucking sucks like a Now and Later

I'm so fat, kids think I'm Chinese
Got rolls in my eyes so thick I can't see
If I fucking smile it's nothing but Crow's Feet
Good thing I never smile or Tarantino'd try to fuck me

My lyrics fucking suck like Panera Bread
If I wanted shit food, I'd just eat ass instead
Fuckin' canned chicken and microwave soup
Bought a water and the shit cost $8.92

Poor as hell, dumb as a brick
Life treats me colder than a witch's tit
Sad as fuck, Short as shit
Never been on a date because of it

HOOK
All I hear is laughter
I'm such a goofy bastard
Been left behind like I pressed rewind
None of this shit even matters
All I hear is laughter
I'm such a goofy bastard
Been left behind like I pressed rewind
None of this shit even matters

Panera Bread

Friends in Low Places

MathMouth

Verse 1
Body so big so goddamn complex 
Wearing Big Ben like a shitty British Rolex, 
You know I’m a predator, yeah, I’m the apex, 
All the baddest girls oh like your ex 
Got the puzzle piece on the back of my fleet
Never been a vegan pussy, cuz I eat Treet
Swingin’ a dick so sweet like rat feet
Have a taste of these sour meats
Wearin’ Saturn's ring on each of my dicks
Alien baddies want just a few licks 
Sucked me in I made her wormhole flick 
She pregnant with the unknown we named it Nick 
On the short bus lip smackin’ like gum
She wearin a helmet cuz I kick when I cum
Flows so slow you'd swear they was dumb
I'm eatin her cookie and lickin’ up the crumbs


Verse 2
Drop an opp like a Tetris block
Blow her back out like banana Pop Rocks
My twitchy bitch so thick she like wool socks
The discharge got you shook, electric shock
Dick rolls so fat I can't see to steer
Bought myself a new life like I'm Everclear
Drunk on shoeshine and cheap warm beer
Heelied into town and girls start to cheer
Your girl is dancin’ 
on my dick she prancin’
Got three wishes I'm grantin’
Three bitches I'm slammin’
Slammin’ like hams in a truck bed
Too fuckin’ sexy like Right Said Fred
Heavin up a big ass ho
Warm and wet I didn't dip a toe
No lifeguards to save this flow
From the dumb fuckin’ lyrics I wrote


Verse 3
Switchin’ up the rhymes for the ADHD fans
Came and went so hard I glazed her hams
Grabbed an epi-pen for round three
My nut so strong bitch couldn't breathe
Anaphylaxis ruined the prophylaxis
Lay so bad I need my ass kicked
Playin’ Legos in the afterglow
She asked for a Mega Block, you know I shot a ho
That shit may be compatible
But this bitch actin’ like I’m broke
Felt bad she had to die
Fuck it, name brand for life
I made a tower 10 feet tall
Wearing that girls leopard thong
But I never got caught by friends
Yeah, this is how this song ends

VCRchitect

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