I abuse women and take advantage of everyone. I steal, lie and cheat everyone around me. My friends are all garbage who also steal, lie, cheat and abuse. We think we are the coolest people in Utah but really, we are just worthless bottom feeders who are going absolutely nowhere in life and for some reason we can't figure out birth control OR condoms but hey, we love our STD's and babies. We are just gonna end up on welfare for the rest of our worthless, soulless, shitty lives. But hey, at least I make shitty music that will go nowhere.

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