Name: Pitch Deck Fantasy by Velvet Entropy
Duration: 4 min 13 s
Description: Pitch Deck Fantasy is a track discussing how misled scientists feel in startup companies, it goes into the startup culture and the stock manipulations that fuel it. All in a dance happy beat.

Crash-land into the quantum club.
Impact Factor Zero is bright theremin chaos, starship-core flexing, and sugar-sticky lab-pop confidence.
Haiku CVs. Grape-flavored proteins. Portals Reviewer #2 could never understand.
If academia is the bottleneck, this song is the wormhole.
Turn it up and ascend—your impact factor can’t hold you back in orbit.

Impact Factor Zero

“Ultimate CV” is a comedic pop/dance track parodying the modern job hunt with absurd, universe-breaking overqualification.
Featuring theatrical vocals, rapid-fire rap, and a massive, chantable chorus, the song exaggerates every “resume booster” into cosmic-level talent.
A playful, high-energy take on employability, ambition, and the ridiculous expectations placed on applicants today.

ULTIMATE CV (Ultimate Destiny)

“That Won’t Get You Hired” by Velvet Entropy is a theatrical electropop satire about the absurd, contradictory, and often inhumane world of modern hiring.
It blends sharp HR commentary, comedy-pop energy, spoken-word storytelling, and emotional confession into one relentless track.

From impossible job posts to fake “culture fit” tests, from salary traps to unpaid pipeline cycles, the song exposes the messy machinery behind interviews—with humor, honesty, and a rising sense of “I tried, okay?”

A track for anyone who has applied, interviewed, waited, cried, or rage-quit a job search.
Darkly funny. Too real.

That Won't Get You Hired

Electronic dance dis-track for the pharmaceutical industry. Pipeline Pyramid explores how for the average scientist and employee, the biotech industry feels more like a pyramid scheme than an actual cure maker.

Pipeline Pyramid

Pitch Deck Fantasy is a track discussing how misled scientists feel in startup companies, it goes into the startup culture and the stock manipulations that fuel it. All in a dance happy beat.

Pitch Deck Fantasy

industrial K-Pop Diss track blending rapid-fire technical rap with atmospheric gothic tension inspired by Frankenstein. The vocal delivery is sharp, articulate, wounded and furious—like a hyper-literate Creature confronting its negligent creator. The vibe is monstrous but noble—both tragic and defiant—rising from the cold to confront the “Frankenstein” institutions that built it.

FRANKENSTEIN - YOU MADE THIS MONSTER

A lively comedic medieval tavern shanty performed by an all-female vocal ensemble only—no male voices or male backing vocals. The song is a rowdy irresistible pub sing-along: stomping boots
clapping hands, round-style harmonies, and a chorus so catchy it loops endlessly like a classic drinking song. lute, bodhrán, hand drums, fiddle, hurdy-gurdy—with a bright upbeat rhythm.

THE APPRENTICE’S BALLAD - OF OUR GRAD STUDENT GUILD

A dark-comedy musical pop track performed by an all-female girl group—no male vocals or male backing voices anywhere. The song blends theatrical storytelling with sharp
satirical humour in the style of whimsical fantasy satire.

THE GLORIOUS LIFE OF OUR POSTDOC BRIGADE

A high-energy Celtic violin pirate dance mix. Grad Student Life Satire track. 
The track blends polished pop production with rowdy shanty roots: a driving four-on-the-floor beat sharp bodhrán hits pulsing bass and fiery Celtic fiddle runs woven through modern dance synths. 

2 A.M. grad student retreat (Pirate remix)

Velvet Entropy — D.U.R. Registered Sonic Anomaly.
Hyperpop · Sci-pop · Cosmic Electronics · OST · Uldrich Zone Lore

Operated by the D.U.R. - Department of Unnatural Rhythms (Casefile 0-Δ).
Impact Factor Zero → out soon

Pitch Deck Fantasy

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