Covers of two classic TV themes complete with weirs "lost verses" I added.

Perfrct Strangers

Mr. Belveder theme with the lost verse you need

Mr Belvedere

The never-before-heard FULL theme song from the iconic TV sitcom “The Facts of Life”!

The Facts of Life

2022 Christmas Song. It’s about the angst of adhering to obligations and buying meaningful gifts. So it’ll resonate no matter what you celebrate.

VERSE
Once again it’s Christmas Eve 
My shopping list is incomplete
Your disappointed face is in my head 

I’ve seen the ads since Halloween 
Each one Christmas shaming me
You’d think I’d learn by now 
But here I am 

CHORUS
And You’ll just regift it 
Right after Christmas 
If it’s the thought that counts 
I wouldn’t count on me 

I guess regifting 
Has become our tradition 
Someday these misfit gifts 
Land back under my tree

VERSE
A star leads the way to the old gas station 
On this day of obligation 
The smell of desperation and diesel fuel 

I got you a bouquet of Slim Jims
A magazine 
And some lottery tickets 
An ice scraper 
And a thing of big league chew 

CHORUS
And You’ll just regift it 
Right after Christmas 
If it’s the thought that counts 
I wouldn’t count on me 

I guess regifting 
Has become our tradition 
Someday these misfit gifts 
Land back under my tree

BRIDGE
Thank God Toyotathon comes only once a year
I can’t afford the giant bow 
Much less a brand new Prius 
Busy executives are busy heading home 
And Leon’s had too much eggnog to play the saxophone
(Will somebody get Leon a water?
I’ll take it from here.)

VERSE
I wait in line 
And get harassed 
By deadbeat ghosts of Christmas past
Just to find out i can only pay in cash 

CHORUS 
Looks like I’m giftless
That’s my gift this christmas 
If it’s the thought that counts 
The thought is all you need  

We can just skip it  
That’ll be our tradition 
Next Christmas season
you and I are finally free

CODA
Clearly I’m no Santa Claus
This ain’t my full time job
I don’t have forced Elf help
So I’m just helpless here
In this Walgreens

ReGifter

Covering the greatest or most interesting TV show theme songs, writing and adding the “lost verse” that you never knew you so sorely needed. Also, other stuff.

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