P: "DON'T YOU 'DEVIL' ME BROTHER!"
P: "WHEN YOU STILL HAVEN'T-" *Pulls out notepad and squints
P: "-YOU HAVEN'T COLLECTED PROTECTION FEES, CALIBRATED TRAPS, OR DELIVERED MY LETTER TO UNDYNE!"
S: "relax boss, i'll get it …
nyah hah hah now human i will proceed to fucking kill you
also jokes aside all these songs are really good
if this were really canon papyrus wouldn't be laughing smh /…