Name: No Flight Risk by Mad Slav
Duration: 1 min 28 s
Description: This incident happened over ten years ago, was a difficult stressful time in my life.

Lanoire - (1995) I Am Lanoire - 03 - Idle Hands [S01]

This incident happened over ten years ago, was a difficult stressful time in my life.

No Flight Risk

Paper Kings.mp3

Une instrumentale Uk garage réalisé par le beatmaker Louis sur une acapella de Central Cee et Dave.

Slöw down (acapella Central Cee) - LOUIS

Making Moves

Smell different

Sound about our long pre ancestor that set the trail and the one who was one of the first to be here on this map. Mainly things about his life and what he did and who he was and is still today.

Enoch

2Pac - Try Me

You ever try to flex on a duck and end up a meme? No? Well, this is your warning shot. “Tried to Flex on a Duck and Got Bit in the Nuts” is the most unhinged stoner comedy anthem of the year — a high-energy, dumb punk trap fever dream with storytelling so absurd it belongs in the Smithsonian of WTF. From Walmart drip to ER trips, this meme-ready banger blends lo-fi distortion, heavy bass, and chant-style choruses that’ll have your whole squad screaming “DUCKS DON'T BLUFF.” Whether you're high, vibing, or just need to laugh until you can’t breathe — press play.

Lyrics:

I just wanted dominance...
But the duck chose violence.

Pulled up fresh in my Walmart drip,
Gold chain fake but the vibe legit.
Saw a duck by the pond, thought it looked weak,
Puffed up my chest, hit a lil' physique.

I flexed, I posed, I hit that lean,
Duck side-eyed me... looked kinda mean.
Thought I won, thought I was clean—
'Til that demon waddled up and crunched my beans.

I was king for a second,
Now I'm singing falsetto.
He hit me with the beak technique—
Bro... he knew jiu-jitsu.

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Now I'm crumpled like a snack bag, crying "WHAT."
Feathers in my mouth, dreams in the dirt,
Flapped away clean while I screamed in hurt.

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Life hit harder than a garbage truck.
Moral of the story? Ducks don't bluff —
They will end your bloodline if you act tough.

Emergency room, tryin' to explain,
"Yeah doc, it was a duck — no, I’m not insane."
Grandma's laughing, TikTok’s live,
Now I’m a cautionary tale in real time.

CNN called. "Wanna tell your side?"
Said "hell no" — then I ugly cried.
The duck? Oh, he's verified now,
Posted my downfall with a golden crown.

I flexed too hard...
Paid the ultimate price...
Doctor said "At least you still have... one?"

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Lost my ego and my future guts.
Feathers in my hair, tears in my soul,
Ducks don't play, bro, that's their code.

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Now I’m scared of birds, trucks, and luck.
Lesson learned from a savage quack:
Never square up with a duck — you ain't built like that.

I ain't ever eating Peking Duck again...

Tried to Flex on a Duck and Got Bit in the Nuts

Poobon Ghalbe Shishei covered by Dona & Shun

hope

Hello World! 
   All the lyrics you hear are authentic and are true about 88% of everything is raw truth....EnJoY....personally I like photography, but recently dived into poetry. 
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No Flight Risk

Mad Slav

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