YOU LOOK LIKE THE KKK WENT ON TOO MANY LUNCH BREAKS is insane

Freshy Kanal - Kirby Vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Rap Battle Ft. Azia & Snakebite126

King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie - Rap Battle! ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

Murine Corps With Lyrics By Man On The Internet

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/pj8-6pDekuA?si=UBN4w3cwZYwXseR4

Luke Reardon as SpongeBob SquarePants
Eddiefrb as Captain Underpants

Mancha as Squidward
Freshy Kanal as Painty the Pirate
Luke Reardon as Fred the Fish & Mr. Krabs
Quizzique as French Narrator

ryTchie as George Beard
Dilly as Harold Hutchins 
JesseBoxVO, ryTchie, garbageGothic, Freshy Kanal, swizkii & Eddiefrb as the Underpants Choir

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SpongeBob SquarePants:
Stepping on a beat, you know that I’m ready!
So pull up, Krupp, and I’m not talkin’ bout a wedgie!
I know you battle naked but that fashion statement
Is really leaving nothing to the imagination (MY EYES!)

Listen buddy - if I’m being honest
When it comes to stripping - better stick to the comics
Compared to my three topping box office hits
Man, your film hit the deck AND THEN FLOPPED LIKE A FISH! (ohhhh!)

I’m bathed in acclaim, and all ages adore me
Your pages are aimless, profane and so boring
Were labeled as lame, and so Dav Pilkey phased you out slowly
Replaced by your maker’s new stories

Alright, pinhead exhibitionist, give it up
Quit showing kids your Good Noodle, you’re no Mrs. Puff
But as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands
‘Cuz you were the first one to get your waste banned

Captain Underpants:
STAND DOWN, SQUAREPANTS!
I’LL WRING OUT THIS SPONGE WITH MY BARE HANDS!
You’re an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate! (ha ha ha!)

Always laughing, but I will leave this foe in SILENCE!
I’m the Captain, you couldn’t get a boating LICENSE!
While we’re rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat!
Like the Super Bowl, I'll flush out your Sweet Victory!

Your show’s too mighty for networks to take it down!
Strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound!
Got the tighty off-whities, I’m looking slick!
While you are a sponge and you still have no drip!

(UNDERPANTS!) Your panty raids are wicked!
(UNDERPANTS!) Admit it, evildoer - you get no britches!
(UNDERPANTS!) Who let this man cook? His bars are torture!
Stick to flipping patties - THAT’S AN ORDER!

SpongeBob:
Ooh, an order! Squidward! (yeah, I heard ya.)
(No shoes or shirt) but we’re still gonna serve ya! (ugh)
My Karate skills leave your Cheeks turning red
So like a Krabby Patty, I’ll turn this beef on its head!

I make work fun! Your school is such a bore
You don’t corrupt kids minds, kids are corrupting yours
And I do my job well, while George and Harold get you laid off 
How’d you get more dirty minded after being brainwashed?

You fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony
But blackmailing children? Now THAT’S dirty laundry
I’ve met a bunch of heroes and I gotta say they’re stronger
Than this super zero who can’t last a second underwater!

(SpongeBob splashes Captain Underpants with water, reverting him to Mr. Krupp)

Mr. Krupp:
Hey, what’s your deal, bub!?? You got me all wet!
Under the sea is right, you get an F!
You’re just another troublemaking brat
That keeps stretching my patience and it’s gonna (SNAP!)

Captain Underpants:
(gasp!)
(UNDERPANTS!) TRA-LA-LAAA! It’s no wonder
(UNDERPANTS!) Your animation went in the gutter
(UNDERPANTS!) Like Nick had altered your business model
From flipping patties to Flip-O-Rama!

(UNDERPANTS!) Stephen had said that wish was to try
(UNDERPANTS!) To convince the execs to get spin-offs denied
(UNDERPANTS!) But then came Sponge on the Run, almost as if it was spite
Nickelodeon died on that hill when Hillenburg died

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Diamond Style & GlitchDude
Art by Luke Reardon (SpongeBob) & BMB (Underpants)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

I DONT OWN THIS!

Credit to the SMG4 youtube channel

Original video link: https://youtu.be/6acSH-EXoU0?si=BUenksMKwLy8Rp2L

SMG4 WOTFI 2023 RAP BATTLE

Old News - Hazbin Hotel Abridged

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/eUtOsxSAYSU?si=85AjEtWSp_e1P3E7

Keyblade as Puss in Boots
The Stupendium as The Cat in the Hat

Freeced as the Narrator
Snakebite126 & Eddiefrb as Thing 1 & Thing 2

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Puss in Boots:
Folks claim he’s best of clothed fame
Dressed to impress, and head to toe draped
From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face and the purr
The danger in his genes, and the boots with the fur

I am Puss in Boots! Hola and ole
You’re next to know I am next to no name (ha)
Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
Go hitchhike to the Wishing Star and get a life (ha)

El Macho Gato, patea tu culo
Keeping you Far, Far Away from a school zone
Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door
They don’t wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more

Now I’m catching this stray, tossing him out on the street
What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet
Yes, I draw first blood, like the doctor’s answer
And I go for the throat like your author’s cancer (ha)

The Cat in the Hat:
My, that was lots of good fun (said the Cat.) That was fun that was funny, in fact (hm)
But one thing to know about me (said the Cat.) is that I tend to always come back 
(OH YEAHH!)
(Cat in the what?)

I keep two things in the back brick
Quick to make you disappear like a hat track
(Cat in the what?)

Begged Shrek, asked him “bring back the magic”
You’re not a classic, Cat in the Hat is
(Cat in the what?)

My my, you haven’t faced time kindly
Got nine lives - it looks like you’ve lived ninety
How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro
Better pack it up and move back to the old folks’ home

I’m just checking in since your parents are missing
I’m family friendly, you’ve been after kitties
‘Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a soft pause
It altered your mate, now it’s as if Kitty’s got claws

Reunited again with Perrito
But she’s not impressed by your little gatito
And she knows that she won’t compete with your ego
So next time you die - (adios, amigo!)


Puss in Boots:
Life is a journey and death is a given
The pages are turned as our stories are written
Your legacy’s tethered to Seuss’s estate
And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place

It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in
And his racism tainted the pages he penned
As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens
Death of the author caught the dog whistling

Mejor empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón 
Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo 
Tu live action hizo que hasta la señora Seuss se ralle 
Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers

Fight me if must, flee me if you’re scared
Face me if you can, fear me if you dare
You’re done running away, the kids have had enough
I’m dropping the mic - now, pick it up

The Cat in the Hat:
Pick it up? Gladly! I’ll pick up the flow
To diss this misfit? Oh, The Places I’ll Go
You call me a stray? You’re an orphan
Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it

Alexander banked on you to free him but you didn’t
You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison
Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching
Soon as you tried to get laid, he got you back

And now all the horses and (men) could never begin to (mend)
Or put you and Humpty’s (friend)ship back together (again)
Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk
And better believe bested you ‘till his scheme stopped and he dropped

Now, what would you do when brother’s plans were foiled
Couldn’t take the fall, you made him take it for you
Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot
Then your legacy’s end is once Death has you caught 


Written by Eddiefrb (English) and Keyblade (Spanish)
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by GlitchDude and Freshy Kanal
Art by theladylyra and Mothmancha
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Baldi Basic RAP by JT MUSIC

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