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💿At the café “The Crooked Cup”
🎵StoryLiner
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Lyrics:

At the café “The Crooked Cup,”
there was a row that really blew up.
The slice of Black Forest cake,
was gone – vanished – what a mistake!
Mrs. Schulze yelled: “This is a scandal!”
Now we need a detective, no handle!

Mr. Schroeder, detective retired,
rose from his chair, completely inspired.
With a magnifying glass, pipe in hand,
he took the case, without demand.
“A cake thief? I smell it, I do!”
“There’s a criminal lurking in the stew!”

Oh murder and mayhem were never the G7 case,
just cream, jokes, and a funny face.
A crime that tastes like sugar G7 sweet,
when Schroeder raises his nose to greet!

He found some cream, some cake crumbs too,
and footprints—both were quite new!
A spoon was found in the flower pot,
next to a stolen sugar shot.
“This wasn’t random, oh mon dieu –
this was planned like a meal, it’s true!”

The waiter Fritz was under suspicion,
but he just had pudding, no admission.
Then the cook cried out, “Oh dear, no!”
“The cake was a fake, it’s just for show!”
She pointed to the rubber band –
it was a cake made on demand!

Oh murder and mayhem were never the G7 case,
just cream, jokes, and a funny face.
A crime that tastes like sugar G7 sweet,
when Schroeder raises his nose to greet!

The cake was just a marketing stunt,
from the new baker down the front.
A PR trick, so wild and free –
but Mrs. Schulze wasn’t happy, you see.
She said, “What nonsense, I just wanted to eat!”
The baker paid – and she got real sweet!

The baker stood there, quite confused,
and explained himself – not to be accused.
“I just wanted to advertise, you see,
but now I’ve caused some misery!”
Schroeder chuckled and wiped his face,
“A misunderstanding, that’s the case!”

“What do we learn, young and old?”
asked Schroeder, brave and bold.
“In life there’s no thief who steals the taste,
unless the flavor’s gone to waste.”
Mrs. Schulze nodded, and she was wise,
“Nothing beats a good sugar surprise!”

Oh murder and mayhem were never the G7 case,
just cream, jokes, and a funny face.
A crime that tastes like sugar G7 sweet,
when Schroeder raises his nose to greet!

“And now the circle closes, full and round,”
said Schroeder, with a thoughtful sound.
“There’s nothing to chase, only to understand:
Who judges too quickly, may miss the land!
The real thief is always the doubt,
so beware before you point it out!”

Oh murder and mayhem were never the G7 case,
just cream, jokes, and a funny face.
A crime that tastes like sugar G7 sweet,
when Schroeder raises his nose to greet!

Oh murder and mayhem were never the G7 case,
just cream, jokes, and a funny face.
A crime that tastes like sugar G7 sweet,
when Schroeder raises his nose to greet!

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