"we all like to swing but dr. no means no baby" that got me, austin powers definitely won

no way there's anyone that thinks new James bond wins

THAT’S ALRIGHT LET’S JUST KEEP IT GROOVY BABYYY🔥🔥🔥

Artists Vs Turtles Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 3 Finale

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Who knew the "Merc with a Mouth" could sing?!  Check out this fan-made musical mashup of “Deadpool” and “Beauty & the Beast” featuring Wade’s own for-mature-audiences version of the classic song “Gaston” from the original musical!   (If you like it, please share it!  #DeadpoolMusical)

A loving parody of “Gaston” from “Beauty and the Beast”
Composed by Alan Menken
Lyrics by Howard Ashman

*This is a non-profit unofficial fan-film that is not intended for commercial use. It was made solely for fun. Characters are owned by 20th Century Fox/Marvel Studios and this fan-film is not connected in any way to said companies.*

LYRICS:

Bartender:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Deadpool
In fact, it usually does
'Cause you look like my balls
Under that hood, Deadpool
Just thinking of it kills my buzz

Deadpool:
You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings
but damn it, I've always wanted to be in a musical

Bartender: 
There's no man in town as reviled as you
And hell, they all wish you would die
Even thought you've proven quite tricky to kill
Everyone's going to try

Deadpool:
No ones quick as Deadpool
No one's slick as Deadpool
No one punches you right in the dick like Deadpool

For there's no man in town half as--
Ooh, chimichanga!
Perfect, give up man, it's gone

You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy
And they'll tell you who's team they prefer to be on

Black Widow/Rogue:
Avengers.  X-Men.

Deadpool:
Come on, say X-Force!

Psylocke:
Bugger off, Wade.

Deadpool:
So, what's with this threesome anyways?  Sexy recon?  Super Charlie's Angels?  Oooh, I could be your Bosley!

Rogue: 
Watch your back, sugar.

Deadpool:
Noone's fun like Deadpool
Shoots his gun like Deadpool

Black Widow:
Heroes should not kill a ton like Deadpool

Deadpool:
My kill count is really intimidating!

Gang:
Hey, kill that guy, that Deadpool!  
Shoot off his balls
Cut off his route

Deadpool:
Hey, sexy friends, won't you please help me out?

Gang:
First one to kill Deadool
Gets to win the dead pool

Deadpool:
If Spider-Man were here
that'd be really cool

Spider-Man:
You're lucky I was passing througn here

Deadpool:
Yay, those tights to great things for your arse!

Voice:
Hey, you're no slouch in that way either.

Deadpool:
Thanks, voice!
But every last inch of me's
covered in scars.
SHIT!  MOTHERFUCKER!

Deadpool:
No one flips like Deadpool
Changes clips like Deadpool
No one wields katanas
And rips like Deadpool
I'm especially good at decapitating!

Beheaded:
Heads roll for Deadpool!

Deadpool:
When I was a boy
I humped this unicorn
Every morning to help me get off
But lately I'm thinking
I might hump The Hulk
Tell me, what is that like Romanoff?

Heroines:
No one jokes like Deadpool
or provokes like Deadpool
No one else has an ego
to stroke like Deadpool

Deadpool:
You guys wanna spoon and watch Conan later?

Everyone:
No!
My what a guy, Deadpool!

Deadpool:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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