Monokuma vs Freddy Fazbear

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGalnal9RdI

bblackroses as Spinel
Jenni No Mercy as Bendy

Bendy:
I’d tell you to stay quiet and seated during my picture show
But after 6000 whole years, you must be a pro
You’ll be flamed with fires of hell, the Dancing Demon’s bringing heat
I’ll resurrect the flow and turn my pen into an Ink Machine
Your show began with a resplendent performance
Just for the last half to go and ignore it
Your story was gutted and left just to bore us
A sacrifice that would impress Sammy Lawrence
Abhorrent, the only thing Bendy’s your morals, you go back and forth with your cheap talk 
And then singing is all that it takes to convince ya to turn back to good? That’s a Sheep Song
You push all your problems on Steven (woah) no wonder that you weren’t remembered (no)
Countless times I’ve been on screen and I’ve never seen a bigger projector (ohh)
We raised some cash for war bonds, but I’d rather stay abandoned
Than become a servant for 3 space nazis, you propagandist
30 damn years and we’re not offering Joey Drew any forgiveness
You were hellbent on revenge, then got redeemed in roughly 90 minutes
So how ‘bout you run right back to that wasteland that you call your home
I’m sure that Pink Diamond really misses her garden gnome

Spinel:
Well, well, well, well! Now isn’t that a shame
It must be pretty hard to not exist in your own game
Aww, but I’ll lend you a hand - so cheer up, little joker
I keep my best friends close and my enemies even closer
So call up your cult to come save ya
‘Cuz you’ll never win, you wimp
With how Sammy’s acting to praise ya
You’re putting the “imp” in simp
Got all this ink, but no paper
You’d beg for my Rejuvenator
Shilling out Soup just to save your Bacon
No wonder your business sinked
Yeah, you’re a Joey when hip hopping
Trapped in The Cycle, this kid’s washed up
The only time you’ve got drip on ya’s
When bleeding through like an ink splotch
on my pen, scrawling these sick bars that I spin onto this imp-oster
This gem’s polished, you’re flip flopping, you sing songs, I’m a pink monster
I took over the entirety of Earth to start a fire
And unlike you, i don’t need to pull it off with Marki-pliers
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase


Bendy:

Now, doll, we’re both victims to creators who lied
But mine was just untruthful, yours straight up banged Greg and then died
And you stayed guardin’ that garden alone - bummer, so sad
While I’m chillin’ with millions of fans - rubber hose mad!
I’m ballin’ in this battle here, you’re bawling ‘till you’re outta tears
If I witness one more fight scene with crying - I’m outta here!
Maybe a child would be entertained by how you cling to Pink and play
But now it seems both your loved ones and your fanbase begin to Drift Away

Spinel:

I’m laughing now at your attempt to scare me, I’ve seen deadlier Killers from Sadie’s rock band
All of your arguments suck against me but it makes that all Bendy has are strawmans
Talk about children? Just look at your fanbase - They’re the only ones who want to play ya
Don’t even try to backtrack on that, buddy, ‘cuz I know that’s all that your awful game does
You’re just another viral indie tryna squeak out some cash
Your biz is ink because you’re copying from previous fads
That’s right, we’ve heard your story over and over and over again
Gee, it’s swell you finally met the fate of all the other trends

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Spinel Art by s0_sm0l
Bendy Art by BMB
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz, Freshy Kanal and GlitchDude
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude and Sebb

Spinel vs Bendy - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

An original Five Nights at Freddy's song based on Springtrap and Five Nights at Freddy's 3.

Bury Me in Metal

BURY ME IN METAL

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/-RH6ChixK1E?si=19ae-m4wrDHOvQlr

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette

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Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Treat you like Afton - I’ll stop this kid from springing her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milking you like you were Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your (therapy with your)
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer (Jeremy Fischer)
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -





Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
No one’s controlling my shock value and I jumpscare for the fun of it
Whereas it sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it (shh)
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A maniac as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for new episodes like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Oh, quit giving’ gifts to kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other comrades, I’m a whiz with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The that bars I write ought to hit, but It seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma scarred ya more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Unfortunate past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is your last loved one
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You are detached from reality now and this battle was your last chance
You tried to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t

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Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb and GamingPlush64
Mixed Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by Prehistorica
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
REANIMATED Logo by Mothmancha

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

"Hat Trick" - FNAF 3 Rap

Geekëd

The Stupendium as Baldi
Steady Cam as Granny

LYRICS:
Baldi:
You learn something new every day I never thought I’d find
A game with graphics worse than mine and I was made in 2 weeks time

grading your flunked design you’d think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans but I just can’t Divide by Zero 

It’s imaginary like the fact that your crap was a fad that had
a fanbase that’s above the age of kids that’d learn my math

class take out your iPads and please delete your granny apps 
so we don’t have to hear the fetus of the neighbor and Slendrina rap

Granny:
The only class you’re set to teach is a classic lesson in irony
The game that aimed to parody the horror tropes we’d always see

But suddenly, he’s struck by fame and I hear every step you take 
as you became you the thing you hate now the numbers you calculate

Are on your lame Kickstarter page, Isn’t that a shame
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate

Every other game, you’re a problem and you can’t erase it
and the only answer that I see is that Baldi’s basic

Baldi: 
You got the question wrong everything you said was false
I won’t send ya to detention, I’m the one running the halls

I’ll just take you on a field trip where you’ll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon as I roast on my fire

Granny:
Liar, this bad joke’s in no shape to be king
So now let’s see how horrors ruler measures up to guillotines

It’s obscene, I’ll lock in the basement but no one’s lamenting
When I break you into fractions to ensure you’re true ending

Baldi's Basics vs. Granny - Video Game Rap Battle

Video: COMING SOONG

Steady Cam as Minecraft
Jackie as Roblox

LYRICS:
Minecraft:
Start up a new world can’t believe my eyes
There’s already a zombie, it ain’t even night 
I’m just surprised how they keep you alive 
with You’re graphics stuck back in 2005

But there’s no survival, I’m more creative 
While you’re just a scammer, using it’s player
cause I make one payment for infinite action 
You’re milkin’ kid’s Robux with micro transaction

All that you built up you know that I break that
Cuts just like diamonds this isn’t your safe chat
Why don’t you face that, you ain’t no game
You’re a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play 

That’s right you’re a criminal now time to pay up
My bars’ a jail that you cannot break from 
TNT I’ll light ya up 
And will beam your screen back to Dynablox


Roblox:
ROBLOX, ROBLOX,
ROBLOX, ROBLOX
I’m a tycoon Roaster
I’ll ride your mom like a coaster
I made her go “oof” now I’ll kill you
Push you out a plane, with no parachute
Watch you plummet to your death 
as SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Speed run for your life, but you know I run faster
I’ll make your bloody corpse look like a natural disaster
I’ll murder you no mystery, Roblox goes down in history 
While Minecraft is just diamond armor around your virginity. 

um..
uh..
ummm

Minecraft:
That was a bit weird but now I’m back to rappin’ 
I’mma just act as if that didn’t happen 
So back to action, This noob is straight gettin’ played
Bury you back to third grade 
I’ve got nothing to prove but you can’t say the same, 
Look at your site, I’m ashamed 
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure 
he put pop up ads on his own games, lame 
Notch the creator, built with hands
But even your maker’s, built on a sham
How you gonna name him, as builder man
While your best games were, built by the fans
That’s lower than the bedrock, you’re bottom, minin’ nothin’
Call me all your coppers, cause I’m droppin’ you inside the dungeon
lockin’ you outta my realm, call that Ro-Blocked
How you commin’ back from that now Roblox?

Roblox: I’ll kill you man, I have an actual gun
I will off you in front of your parents for fun 
Then I will drown em dump them in quill lake
And play hide and go seek with their bodys’ remains
Can’t escape now you’re in my blast zone
I’ve got a real bomb and I’ll kill us both
Then see you in hell and I will bash your face in
Put you in some dough and make Pizza with Satan 
Won’t jail break from your flows
I’ll make you drop all the soap
then hang you right by your throat 
Epstein didn’t kill himself bro
Notch is just chubby and sad
Builderman’s a Builder chad
Roblox good, Minecraft bad
Do us a favor commit Toaster Bath

Minecraft vs. Roblox

Gianni Matragrano as Siren Head
Cam VGRB as Slender Man
Produced by 5:10
Mixed by Freshy Kanal

Siren Head vs. Slender Man

Official Page for Cam Greely/VGRB (Yes it's actually me)
I make rap songs and VideoGameRapBattles.