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The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

The Stupendium as Baldi
Steady Cam as Granny

LYRICS:
Baldi:
You learn something new every day I never thought I’d find
A game with graphics worse than mine and I was made in 2 weeks time

grading your flunked design you’d think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans but I just can’t Divide by Zero 

It’s imaginary like the fact that your crap was a fad that had
a fanbase that’s above the age of kids that’d learn my math

class take out your iPads and please delete your granny apps 
so we don’t have to hear the fetus of the neighbor and Slendrina rap

Granny:
The only class you’re set to teach is a classic lesson in irony
The game that aimed to parody the horror tropes we’d always see

But suddenly, he’s struck by fame and I hear every step you take 
as you became you the thing you hate now the numbers you calculate

Are on your lame Kickstarter page, Isn’t that a shame
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate

Every other game, you’re a problem and you can’t erase it
and the only answer that I see is that Baldi’s basic

Baldi: 
You got the question wrong everything you said was false
I won’t send ya to detention, I’m the one running the halls

I’ll just take you on a field trip where you’ll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon as I roast on my fire

Granny:
Liar, this bad joke’s in no shape to be king
So now let’s see how horrors ruler measures up to guillotines

It’s obscene, I’ll lock in the basement but no one’s lamenting
When I break you into fractions to ensure you’re true ending

Baldi's Basics vs. Granny - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Video: COMING SOONG

Steady Cam as Minecraft
Jackie as Roblox

LYRICS:
Minecraft:
Start up a new world can’t believe my eyes
There’s already a zombie, it ain’t even night 
I’m just surprised how they keep you alive 
with You’re graphics stuck back in 2005

But there’s no survival, I’m more creative 
While you’re just a scammer, using it’s player
cause I make one payment for infinite action 
You’re milkin’ kid’s Robux with micro transaction

All that you built up you know that I break that
Cuts just like diamonds this isn’t your safe chat
Why don’t you face that, you ain’t no game
You’re a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play 

That’s right you’re a criminal now time to pay up
My bars’ a jail that you cannot break from 
TNT I’ll light ya up 
And will beam your screen back to Dynablox


Roblox:
ROBLOX, ROBLOX,
ROBLOX, ROBLOX
I’m a tycoon Roaster
I’ll ride your mom like a coaster
I made her go “oof” now I’ll kill you
Push you out a plane, with no parachute
Watch you plummet to your death 
as SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Speed run for your life, but you know I run faster
I’ll make your bloody corpse look like a natural disaster
I’ll murder you no mystery, Roblox goes down in history 
While Minecraft is just diamond armor around your virginity. 

um..
uh..
ummm

Minecraft:
That was a bit weird but now I’m back to rappin’ 
I’mma just act as if that didn’t happen 
So back to action, This noob is straight gettin’ played
Bury you back to third grade 
I’ve got nothing to prove but you can’t say the same, 
Look at your site, I’m ashamed 
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure 
he put pop up ads on his own games, lame 
Notch the creator, built with hands
But even your maker’s, built on a sham
How you gonna name him, as builder man
While your best games were, built by the fans
That’s lower than the bedrock, you’re bottom, minin’ nothin’
Call me all your coppers, cause I’m droppin’ you inside the dungeon
lockin’ you outta my realm, call that Ro-Blocked
How you commin’ back from that now Roblox?

Roblox: I’ll kill you man, I have an actual gun
I will off you in front of your parents for fun 
Then I will drown em dump them in quill lake
And play hide and go seek with their bodys’ remains
Can’t escape now you’re in my blast zone
I’ve got a real bomb and I’ll kill us both
Then see you in hell and I will bash your face in
Put you in some dough and make Pizza with Satan 
Won’t jail break from your flows
I’ll make you drop all the soap
then hang you right by your throat 
Epstein didn’t kill himself bro
Notch is just chubby and sad
Builderman’s a Builder chad
Roblox good, Minecraft bad
Do us a favor commit Toaster Bath

Minecraft vs. Roblox

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

Cam "VGRB" as Neighbor and Granny
Prod. by Yung Finchie
Mixed by RVSHVD

Lyrics:

The Neighbor:
Looks like this mobile schnook 
Has finally picked up steam
and check how bad you look   
up on computer screens

So think how worse you look
comparing you to me 
welcome to Ravenbrook
keep off my property 

lookin’ as bland a mannequin 
bring in your man and I’ll banish him
to the depths of my dungeon
you best start a runnin’ 
my vengeance is comin’
you cannot win 

Don’t wanna play no hide and seek 
Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean
From the traps to the chases, 
weapons and basements
the items and fightin’ 
and writin’ and keys

you’re a thief obsessed with the vanity
just wanted dollars that drives my insanity 
all your developers business is shady  
it’s almost as ugly as all of your family 

So now that I’ve learned your psychology 
I get all your broken behaviors 
You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson 
cause we will never be neighbors 

Granny:
Now that’s no way to treat a guest 
you should have remained quiet 
You’re pushing me over the ledge 
like Aaron did to Mya

you got balls no lie but 
now I’m up to bat for slaughter 
once I’ve knocked you out the park
I’ll bury you next to your daughter

I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in 
friendly mode 
Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a 
penny tho
You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price
Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife 

Sure you’re the first of our kind
But you’re missing pieces inside
So I got it right and now give this constructor
of theme parks the ride of his life

Let’s pump up a shotty 
and see who’s the weaker one
The guy who’s giant house compensates 
for his Peter, son

Neighbor:
You’re the literal bare bones of horror
You stripped away all of the fun
you can’t even nail down the scares
Cause I doubt that old Body can jump 

This battle is showin’ the truth 
From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you
you should feel grateful cause your only dub 
is the one that is under the butt of my shoe
 
and I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite
wasting my time with your blows
Taking these shots my dead family members
when your own granddaughter’s a ghost

If you try you hiding and never come out
I can still spy you from inside your house
I’m the big cat you're just a mouse
I think it’s time for this pest to move out 

Granny:
Your shots are only rubber darts
I got that gasoline 
You’ve been wanderin’ from the start
I’m crankin’ to extreme

Time for my pets to say hi
Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die
I checked your place but inside
there was only a sad man who cries

Say that you’re murderous your only crime is 
becoming a dead beat dad
But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting 
you’ll be a dead beat dad 

I’ve got a feeling 
it’s the last battle for you
Cause your game’s long and gone 
and this is just my chapter 2

Granny vs. Hello Neighbor - Video Game Rap Battle

VideoGameRapBattles "Cam" as Bendy
Mcgwire as Cuphead 
Produced by Summer Kid Slay
Mixed and Mastered by caelix

LYRICS:
Cuphead:
Think I’m getting just a little Deja Vu
Explain what is the deal with all these devil dudes
Cause if a demon tryna battle with this steaming china 
buddy then you must be hangin’ with the tipsy troop

I wish that Joey Drew a more threatenin’ foe
Let’s let our titles both decide who’s best in show
The one without a soul who pushing out his games on mobile
Or the man who lands a netflix show 

Call us rivals? Don’t be insane 
You got 30s style, in a 3D game
now Talk about how much coppin’ out it’s lame
Like Dark Survival, You can’t be saved 

I quest across the country for a legendary chalice
Your maker tossed soon as  he could ink a deal with alice
You look a little dry from being made for kids
So tip me over and suck on this

Bendy:
Well Cuphead seems to act the same
He likes to roll the dice
He came upon the Devil’s game 
And Gosh he paid the price
And now he’s fighting for his life
In a mission fraught with dread
And once the devil spits some rhymes
The devil takes your head

Say you wanna take another gamble with the devil?
then You’re blowing more steam than your buddy elder kettle
just go mug at all your losses from a dozens different bosses
We would never come to crosses cause I’m on another level

I’m coming from a series that is ripe with scares
But you’re the freak belongin’ in a nightmare fair 
Try and pull peashooters on me you’ll be down and out
Save it for when Mugman givin’ you a round a bout 

Cuphead:
And you think you’re takes are the best?
You’re ink game is making a mess
And I spit so mean it puts demons to rest
oh so fast like the phantom express

While you wander all round your map
I run and gun and gun on the track
Call me your studio give you the axe
and leave you on the cutting room floor like your act

Bendy:
Sad your rappin’ isn’t harder than game
I’m surprised your verses didn’t get delayed
And no amount of challenge with your difficult controls
can hold a candle to the ample dark souls I claim

Have to say you are the weakest of my foes
Cause it’s an ink machine against a little rubber hose
Now my time’s done here, thanks for comin’ to my show 
See you in 5 more years when you want another go

Cuphead vs Bendy and the Ink Machine

GameBoyJones as Kirby
CamVGRB as Pac-Man
Beat By Call Me G
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:
Pac-Man:
Talkin’ OGs then you know it’s Pac-Man
It’s the eater of the beats against a livin’ trash can 
You so lonely while you wallow in if you will  spit or swallow 
I’ll be kickin’ with the Mrs. and the kids in Pac-Land

Waka Waka Waka Flocka when I’m droppin’ hot bars
Got a record that’s named after me that hit the top charts
You’re a tone deaf mute from the planet Popstar?
Even hitting down B couldn’t make you rock hard

Talkin’ down to me you better check the namesake
You’re gawkin’ at the very first hall of fame game
Rather be brought to the smash bros game late
Than rot in the bottom of the tiers of melee 

I’m the perfect pixels when it’s makin’ tokens
Your sprite was just designed to only be place holdin’ 
You’re gonna need an ally if I find you open 
then I’ll leave you like you Meta Knight in brawl… Broken

Kirby:
What a nightmare that’s a rap disaster 
I’ll inhale every flow and send em right back atcha
I’m a jolly fellow you’re a glee preventer
Even your soulless show was a ghostly adventure 

I may spit and swallow cause I just be pimpin’
Gave games to your wife cause you always be simpin’
And So I just zoom in, air ride with ya Mrs. 
I took her to dream land she loves my 8 inches

Boy you die as soon as you’re touched 
You’re a pizza with a missin’ slice I’m gobblin’ up
Stick a fork inside your rappin’ cause we all had enough
I don’t need to copy that cause I can already suck 

How you gonna try and fight, I’m destructive on the mike
You should just be sayin’  thanks for savin’ you in world of light
You soundin’ like you buggin’ when you on the beat sir
Pac-Man lookin like he’s got the yellow fever 

Pac-Man:
Guess you didn’t get some curry cause can’t spit hot
Mean Those lines you strung together were an epic yawn
You’re a hungry little box who floats around and think he’s best
So I’ll make sure this low tier puff is finally gettin’ put to rest

Which character’s most recognized just let know bro 
The king of all the cabinets or Twinkle Popo? 
This battle was a pointless one at least at least they know though
The story of how Pinky had become a ghost yo


Kirby:  
You got old head flows we consider you a relic
But you actin’ like a mumble rapper poppin’ all these pellets
I’m explosive hyper nova this is how a star spits
You’re an echo to the game brought in next to dark pit
You seem like a beginner when you’re smashin’ the beat
If you wanna be the winner, just try playin as me
And I don’t give a puck, man if you’re dissing my name
Cause you’re F’d just like when kids would graffiti your games

Kirby Vs. Pac-Man

CamVGRB as Goku
Shadyvox as Sonic
Written by CamVGRB
Beat by Hollywood Legends
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Goku Vs. Sonic

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