Slenderman's 3rd Rap totally beats Baldi's Ass

AN AMONG US AIRSHIP RAP BATTLE | Video Game Rap Battle | Cam Steady [Among Us Song]

FNAF Security Breach Rap - "The Party Isn't Over"

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

NOTE: NONE OF THESE SONGS ARE MINE GO TO THE LINK IN THIS DESCRIPTION TO GO TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR
 https://youtu.be/3XaTK2en7TE?si=PSqpRKvAjnIkBmzw   

           CATNAP SINGS A SONG
                          (LYRICS) 
Close your eyes, rest your head, I'll be your favorite toy
Pull my tail, take a breath, cometh the hour of joy! 
Oh I'll make you go crazy, deluded with air so polluted escape from this place is just deadly and foolish
so sleep little kiddies, and you'll wake up fresh
Rise in the night and you'll end up dead! 

SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
DREAM OF MY SMILE
TAKE A FEW BREATHS - AND YOUR OUT FOR A WHILE
BUT WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU'LL JOIN THE LINE
FOR THE TEST AND TRIALS

SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, TIMES NOT BEEN KIND - BUT IT'S TIME THAT WE MEET! 
MY EYES THEY SHINE BRIGHT, LIKE A 
CRESCENT MOON, AS YOU DRIFT AWAY TO SLEEP

Oh I heard a rumor you crash on the tracks, 
stick to the light and you best watch your back - 
I'll be a linking and prowling and punching and howling oh you'll be the mouse... and I'll be the cat
Did you get a scare when you took a breath of my bright scarlet gas? damn all your flares, take
off that mask! 
I'm soft purple kitty but don't let that distract, take in a breath, IT'LL BE YOUR LAST! 


SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
DREAM OF MY SMILE
TAKE A FEW BREATHS - AND YOUR OUT FOR A WHILE
BUT WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU'LL JOIN THE LINE
FOR THE TESTS AND TRIALS

SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, TIMES NOT BEEN KIND - BUT IT'S TIME THAT WE MEET! 
MY EYES THEY SHINE BRIGHT, LIKE A 
CRESCENT MOON, AS YOU DRIFT AWAY TO SLEEP

If you should die, before you wake pray the Lord your soul to take - 
For there's no use in crying for now it's too late
with these eyes I'll be staring WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE! 

SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
DREAM OF MY SMILE
TAKE A FEW BREATHS - AND YOUR OUT FOR A WHILE
BUT WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU'LL JOIN THE LINE
FOR THE TESTS AND TRIALS

SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, TIMES NOT BEEN KIND - BUT IT'S TIME THAT WE MEET! 
MY EYES THEY SHINE BRIGHT, LIKE A 
CRESCENT MOON, AS YOU DRIFT AWAY TO SLEEP

Catnap Sings A Song (Poppy Playtime Video Game Parody) (Animation)

«П Е П Е Л» — не альбом о ком-то, это альбом для кого-то. Для тех, кто терял себя и находил заново. Пепел здесь не остаток прошлого, а символ внутренней трансформации, материал, из которого рождается новое. Это музыка перехода, где каждая песня — шаг между разрушением и возрождением.

Сам альбом — это не только концепция, но и звучание. Цельная архитектура чувств, составляющая винегрет из жанров: поп-рок, хайперпоп, эмо-реп, дарк треп, клауд и эмбиент-баллады. Всё звучит по-разному, но говорит об одном.

К нему можно зайти с любой стороны, найти своё, вернуться и услышать что-то другое. Ибо этот альбом живёт, когда его проживают.

Интро (Пепел : Пролог)

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

Cam "VGRB" as Neighbor and Granny
Prod. by Yung Finchie
Mixed by RVSHVD

Lyrics:

The Neighbor:
Looks like this mobile schnook 
Has finally picked up steam
and check how bad you look   
up on computer screens

So think how worse you look
comparing you to me 
welcome to Ravenbrook
keep off my property 

lookin’ as bland a mannequin 
bring in your man and I’ll banish him
to the depths of my dungeon
you best start a runnin’ 
my vengeance is comin’
you cannot win 

Don’t wanna play no hide and seek 
Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean
From the traps to the chases, 
weapons and basements
the items and fightin’ 
and writin’ and keys

you’re a thief obsessed with the vanity
just wanted dollars that drives my insanity 
all your developers business is shady  
it’s almost as ugly as all of your family 

So now that I’ve learned your psychology 
I get all your broken behaviors 
You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson 
cause we will never be neighbors 

Granny:
Now that’s no way to treat a guest 
you should have remained quiet 
You’re pushing me over the ledge 
like Aaron did to Mya

you got balls no lie but 
now I’m up to bat for slaughter 
once I’ve knocked you out the park
I’ll bury you next to your daughter

I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in 
friendly mode 
Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a 
penny tho
You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price
Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife 

Sure you’re the first of our kind
But you’re missing pieces inside
So I got it right and now give this constructor
of theme parks the ride of his life

Let’s pump up a shotty 
and see who’s the weaker one
The guy who’s giant house compensates 
for his Peter, son

Neighbor:
You’re the literal bare bones of horror
You stripped away all of the fun
you can’t even nail down the scares
Cause I doubt that old Body can jump 

This battle is showin’ the truth 
From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you
you should feel grateful cause your only dub 
is the one that is under the butt of my shoe
 
and I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite
wasting my time with your blows
Taking these shots my dead family members
when your own granddaughter’s a ghost

If you try you hiding and never come out
I can still spy you from inside your house
I’m the big cat you're just a mouse
I think it’s time for this pest to move out 

Granny:
Your shots are only rubber darts
I got that gasoline 
You’ve been wanderin’ from the start
I’m crankin’ to extreme

Time for my pets to say hi
Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die
I checked your place but inside
there was only a sad man who cries

Say that you’re murderous your only crime is 
becoming a dead beat dad
But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting 
you’ll be a dead beat dad 

I’ve got a feeling 
it’s the last battle for you
Cause your game’s long and gone 
and this is just my chapter 2

Granny vs. Hello Neighbor - Video Game Rap Battle

FNaF Sister Location Ennard song Nightmare By Design by TryHardNinja. 

I didn’t see this song anywhere in TryHardNinja’s page on here, so I decided to repost it. If I do see the song on here or TryHardNinja says to take it down, I will.

Fnaf SL Ennard Song Nightmare By Design by TryHardNinja

Gianni Matragrano as Siren Head
Cam VGRB as Slender Man
Produced by 5:10
Mixed by Freshy Kanal

Siren Head vs. Slender Man

*WARNING - Explicit Lyrics*

You can listen to the original upload!
[Contains spoilers for Chapter 4]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBBb7s_ww_I

Credits:
Lyrics: Rockit Gaming & Chris Jai Alex 
Instrumentals: Daniel Dombrowsky
Featuring: Chris Jai Alex (Lucky) and Rockit Gaming
Direction & Production: Vince Livings
Mastering: Rockit Gaming
Video Editing: Mike Bambridge
Video particle FX: Videezy.com

Thumbnail editing by me
Game is by Glowstick Entertainment [Check the game out! Its awesome! I played it too!]

Dark Deception : Extra's - Bad Rabbit (feat. Rockit Gaming & Lucky)

Official Page for Cam Greely/VGRB (Yes it's actually me)
I make rap songs and VideoGameRapBattles.

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

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