Cam Steady - Sonic the Hedgehog Rap Cypher Ft. Nerdout!, The Stupendium, Chi-Chi, NLJ & More

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

Cam "VGRB" as Wario
Froz as Shadow
Mixed by Froz
Beat by DANSA BEATS

Shadow:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces

Wario:
Like Jesus, 
maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do 
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man 
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans 
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists

Shadow:
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol

Wario: 
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out 
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content  
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks screw you 
You’re more desolate than Mephiles 
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

Rustage as Layton
VGRB as Wright
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright

Mat4yo as Ash
CamVGRB as Yugi
Produced by Hollywood Legends
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Ash:
I've journeyed cross the globe for the right foe to challenge me
Not grandpa's little goth with a duel personality
Deal me your best cards, catching is my real test
And I swear I’m gonna royally flush your whole deck

Cause I’m Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
Meet me on the battleground
I won't need a ghost type to send you to the shadow realm
 
I’ve been the star for generations ‘cause I train hard
Your show ended sending you to the graveyard 

I’m a master at battling 
l’ll send Abra, kadabra to dismantle this hand-me-down magic the gathering
It’s blasphemy, when this faux pharaoh folds his hand to me
I can’t imagine just how angry all ten of his fans will be

You’re all talk,
You claim to wield the power of the gods
But couldn’t get Téa to wield your Millennium Rod

Even when you rip me off, you don’t have the balls, Yug
So, pass the baton to... *Atem*... it’s your move

Yugi:
Another Ketchum bad start, knew you can’t attack hard
Droppin’ all those Wack bars, Activates my rap card
Try to zap sparks while your life points are drainin’  
Because I’ll school you so badly you’ll have to battle with Jaden 

You’re Stubborn as your Charizard but just try to listen
Because I put in all my heart when I send out Dark Magician
So its funny the professor sent you out on your mission 
So that he could flip your mother into Face Down Position

Monsters, I’ve defeated tons
Champion since season one
You were 20 years of disappointment 
‘fore a league was won
You train and slave away with Pikachu as your Side Piece
Go somewhere new and he’ll lose to a Level 5 Snivy 

You trick your fans to buy your products in multiple versions 
Like you’re using Brain Control to pokebank off virgins

I’m the King of Games, you’re just in a petty one
And that little puzzle league’s nothing to my Millenium

Ash:
Your time’s over, you bi-polar high roller
Hit the road or give Yami back the controller
Your only defense mode is plot armor
And your hand is looking holo when it comes to capsule monsters

Yugi:
I’ll concede that your integrity was pretty strong
Until your mega evolutions were grave robbin’ digimon 
You’re releasing half your pokemon it’s hard to step up
When we only just shuffled and you had half your Dex cut

Ash: 
Stacking up to me is something you cannot Xyz
Not even Team Rocket can compete with your pot of greed
Scheming these mechanics is for bidding a scam
You think megas were bad? Your summons need to get banned

Yugi:
When it comes to strong opponents Twerps are never my choice
I mean you’re fighting like a girl cause one does your voice
So it doesn't matter how many badges you earn
I keep spitting those burns to put Ash in an urn

Ash:
You’ve got the driest style in all of Egypt
Your friends’ souls get captured cause your raps are cofagrigus
You’ve earned a false prophet at the cost of my fame
Forget missingno, your tomb will be missing name

Yugi:
I will crush you like a bug you were so foolish to battle me
You’re a polymerization of when Red meets a caterpie 
You’ve been banished by the greatest duelist that you’ll ever see
So I’m out! Just like every girl you ever meet

Ash Ketchum Vs. Yugi Muto

GameBoyJones as Kirby
CamVGRB as Pac-Man
Beat By Call Me G
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:
Pac-Man:
Talkin’ OGs then you know it’s Pac-Man
It’s the eater of the beats against a livin’ trash can 
You so lonely while you wallow in if you will  spit or swallow 
I’ll be kickin’ with the Mrs. and the kids in Pac-Land

Waka Waka Waka Flocka when I’m droppin’ hot bars
Got a record that’s named after me that hit the top charts
You’re a tone deaf mute from the planet Popstar?
Even hitting down B couldn’t make you rock hard

Talkin’ down to me you better check the namesake
You’re gawkin’ at the very first hall of fame game
Rather be brought to the smash bros game late
Than rot in the bottom of the tiers of melee 

I’m the perfect pixels when it’s makin’ tokens
Your sprite was just designed to only be place holdin’ 
You’re gonna need an ally if I find you open 
then I’ll leave you like you Meta Knight in brawl… Broken

Kirby:
What a nightmare that’s a rap disaster 
I’ll inhale every flow and send em right back atcha
I’m a jolly fellow you’re a glee preventer
Even your soulless show was a ghostly adventure 

I may spit and swallow cause I just be pimpin’
Gave games to your wife cause you always be simpin’
And So I just zoom in, air ride with ya Mrs. 
I took her to dream land she loves my 8 inches

Boy you die as soon as you’re touched 
You’re a pizza with a missin’ slice I’m gobblin’ up
Stick a fork inside your rappin’ cause we all had enough
I don’t need to copy that cause I can already suck 

How you gonna try and fight, I’m destructive on the mike
You should just be sayin’  thanks for savin’ you in world of light
You soundin’ like you buggin’ when you on the beat sir
Pac-Man lookin like he’s got the yellow fever 

Pac-Man:
Guess you didn’t get some curry cause can’t spit hot
Mean Those lines you strung together were an epic yawn
You’re a hungry little box who floats around and think he’s best
So I’ll make sure this low tier puff is finally gettin’ put to rest

Which character’s most recognized just let know bro 
The king of all the cabinets or Twinkle Popo? 
This battle was a pointless one at least at least they know though
The story of how Pinky had become a ghost yo


Kirby:  
You got old head flows we consider you a relic
But you actin’ like a mumble rapper poppin’ all these pellets
I’m explosive hyper nova this is how a star spits
You’re an echo to the game brought in next to dark pit
You seem like a beginner when you’re smashin’ the beat
If you wanna be the winner, just try playin as me
And I don’t give a puck, man if you’re dissing my name
Cause you’re F’d just like when kids would graffiti your games

Kirby Vs. Pac-Man

CamVGRB as Goku
Shadyvox as Sonic
Written by CamVGRB
Beat by Hollywood Legends
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Goku Vs. Sonic

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yof_2JW1peU

Vegeta vs. Shadow The Hedgehog

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