Rap Battles to Shuffle Through

Freshy Kanal - Loki Vs. Count Olaf Ft. The Stupendium & Shwabadi

Denji Vs. Ash Williams

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Snakebite126 as Denji
RecD as Wolverine

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Denji:
When Miss Makima said to kill Marvel’s hybrid rebel
I thought, “Ryan Reynolds!” not the Sideburns Devil
So like, this isn’t personal, it’s kinda just my job
Let’s do what your barber should’ve done and take it from the top

You know I’m rolling with the Safety Corp, I got the squad with me (ay)
And thanks to Pochita, always got that dog in me (ay)
I’d prefer to kick back, if you wanna start things 
I’ll pull out my ripcord and tear out your heartstrings

Act like your backstory is so serious
Howlett, a sad boy who was so feverish
Crafted a rad origin story
When he stabbed into dad’s organs before leaving him

Captured and tortured as war leaders had
Trapped your corpse kneeling to Cornelius
Too bad all that trauma’s up in your brain
The one place there’s no healing it

How do Hugh Jack off with that claw, Mr. sliced weiner?
Closest thing that you’ve had to a wife is a wife-beater
And that hottie Phoenix that you loved is already dead
Stupid fucker picked the only one that can’t resurrect 

Wolverine:
Listen, bub - I’m not engaging in fisticuffs
With some prissy punk only working so his dick gets sucked
I’m an X-Man - impenetrable, head to toe
You’re an ex-man - you’re selling your own testicles

Denji met his boss, instantly started drooling
Wanted her as a bride, she was more into grooming
She took advantage of your lust, then dumped you as Aki’s pup
Now the only one getting any bitches is Makima

Quit Fiending for your freedom, I’ve been to hell and I’ve seen it
And I’m deeming there’s no reason any demon’s worth redeeming
I stuck it to Magneto and then ripped out his mind
Now it’s your turn, Chainsaw Man, Welcome to DIE!

Denji:
Shut your fucking hole! Power let me cop a feel
If you think I get no bitches then you just like me for real
Nah, you’ve got so many kids, like your momma, you’re a cheat
You’ve got retractable bones, how’s your pullout game so weak?

Yeah I’m not too good with books, but your brain is so diseased
That you’ve got too many issues for anyone to read
Keep blaming your flaws on Weapon X like it caused them
But you will never hide from the skeleton in your claw set

Wolverine:
Kid, you lived in a dumpster, no wonder chicks never loved ya
And your first kiss was so disgusted, she was sick to her stomach
But then you didn’t save her later, so the consequence for Aki 
Cost an arm and a leg and an arm and a leg and a body

So don’t go pretending you paid off your debt
Forget being wealthy, you ate all your bread
You gave up your dog for a blade on your head
But you can’t cut or make out a check

Adamantium, add a man to it
Wolverine leading lambs to the slaughter
Repping X-Men and Weapon X
I’mma make you pay like your pansy-ass father

You’re slaving all day for a chance to be free
And wasting away as an amputee
No loved ones, no friends and nothing you can eat
At least Leatherface had a family

Thanks to your cowardice, her plan went without a hitch
When you finally got Makima to BANG! - you were Power-less

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kana;
Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Denji vs Wolverine - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

FNAF MONTY BEATBOX Verbalase Security Breach

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Yugi Muto
Connor Quest as Moon Knight

Moon Knight:
Don't expect a good mark from Spector when you took eight years to solve a basic puzzle.
Bullied so much that it left a deep cut; decked in the playground, now his brain is shuffled!
Ruler of night in a suit and a tie; if you're under the stars, you're in my house!
Tool at my hip in a lunar eclipse; look at me the wrong way, and it's lights out!
The moon I grab is my boomerang! I draw handguns; you draw losing hands!
Beat you red and blue 'til you're white in the face like the U.S. flag or the Union Jack!
Not made for kids; I been strapped like a SWAT team!
Tell Atem being in a kid is noncy!
Act like a jackal when you're more a lost sheep!
Find a bitch inside you when they do the autopsy!
Bring out your trio; disarming the gods is part of the job!
Think you've been cheating; I'm judging your heart of the cards!
Legal decks shouldn't need checking with cardiographs!
If you're gonna try angles to hurt my demeanor,
None could be worse than deserting that geezer!
Other men carry you; took all the fame and prestige.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme!

Yugi Muto:
You can't keep your head in the game with your different sides going separate ways! (Right!)
You struggle to sleep at the end of the days, but I'll put you to bed with these chains! (Okay!)
You ain't better than cults with their stolen sculptures!
Egyptian bird? More like culture vulture!
This duel needs an age cap; you're a mummy!
How old must you be to own Dracula money?
Take a wrong step with unbalanced weight, and you'll activate all the traps I placed!
Since you act so great, then I'll bury you where Alexander lays: a closed casket case!
It's good that your marriage vows included "In sickness and poor health". (Yu...)
Don't worry about me cheating (Gi...); stop cheating on yourself! (OHHHH!!!)

Moon Knight:
Are you a pharaoh or Feral Imp?
Your deck isn't even competitive!
Get off your high horse; no Pegasus!
Your biggest battle: the guilt that you wrestle with!
Your weak mind is corrupted; not the voice of a hero.
Nearly crushed that bug kid and made Kaiba want his life points zero!
Grown-ass man acting childish!
You're like Zorc: you're a giant dick!
What game needs IQ of scientists?
Lately, your cards read like hieroglyphs!
He's a bit of a bore, like a history tour; should shelve this prick with the gifts in my store!
Most of your fights are with your own guys; what do all your friends keep switching for?

Yami Yugi:
You couldn't reach those gates, thanks to the chip on bro's shoulder.
Don't go overboard; we know to break a moon, you make a stone soldier.
You got a fucked-up youth, all from your mom's abuse!
You're not a winner just 'cause you simply have nothing to lose!
You're face-down as I raise hell, 'cause when I counter, I break spells.
There's no peace you can find; there's one piece on your mind, and it locked you up in your brain cells!
And your gang is absurdly obnoxious; too Strange to hear a word from the Doctors.
Should've aimed first when they shot 'ya and placed a ban on the rebirth of a monster!
(Ay, ay!) I'm used to these verse plays; my life has been turn-based!
Put Khonshu in a birdcage, then all your powers turn third-rate!
This is an OTK; you'll get no time to recover!
And when you're sent to the shadows, go say hi to your brother.

Yugi Muto vs. Moon Knight - Rap Battle!

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McGwire as Beetlejuice
GameboyJones as Candyman

Candyman:
The murmurs of my curse will bee heard again,
Murdering the worst suburban disturbance to lurk within a Burton flick!
Terminate pervert vermin's exterminator services!
Belly of the bee-ast; this invertebrate can't worm out this!
Words about me spread like fire and smoke of the demon.
Your only headline of note is receding!
Middle-aged Joker peaked at his old theatre school;
Relives his days of glory bee peeking at fifteen-year-olds!
A sequel/remake story? Tell Keaton's agent he's too old!
A star we'll see fade shortly? Bee-telgeuse is easy for him!
Your weak brain's storing an ego of extreme proportions.
Head keeps on growing; the healer better shrink it more!
I fantasize of a coward writhing in the afterlife.
Add a manchild's cries to my count of infanticide!

Beetlejuice:
Ahem... direct your eyes to the TV, please!
Not the man with the Hand-Hook for the Recently Deceased! (Argh!)
Your name's in so many films, it's like they're trying to have you manifesting!
You suck at the Whole "Being Dead" Thing!
Candyman canned the mantle because he can't demand
More than high-schoolers to call up the Hook-Handyman!
Recant, demon! Put that bitch down; ditch the puppy love!
The way you shoved that tongue in her filled me with stomach bugs!
Oh, I'm the washed-up one, huh? Well, you're the artist, brother!
That why your city made you bleed like some watercolor?
Some awful myth powered off gossiping!
Your fan club's in the bathroom, 'cause your legend's one crock of shit!

Candyman:
I'm the writing on the wall; you should have read it!
Talk of my hand? Keep yours out the dresses!
Here's a hint for you, Bee-tlejuice: I stomp fiends,
And I'll make a sex pest's insides splatter on the concrete!
Your escape plan's to take a child to the mate lands,
Offering a diamond crest ring for your young fling!
I lap circles around you, Epstein in a clown suit,
But I'd prefer not to learn what ring you've been running!

Beetlejuice:
CUT! Stop, Tony! You're not on his level, dawg!
Don't push your luck; just take the damn fight with the Leprechaun!
Nice fuckin' business model; daddy's rolling in his grave!
Taking stories based on slaves and exploiting them for change!
Check it! Dragging my name? Then let me get real!
I'll rock your Banana Boat, 'cause you've been slipping since Peele!
And if I'm a sex pest, you're a borderline felon!
I've been to hell and back; you're still in line to get in Helen!
'Cause the only time you found a honey in your lifetime,
They all rallied to have you stung to death like a hive mind!
Threw a candy wrapper on the pile and left him cooked up!
The roast with the most, worse than your last hookup!

Beetlejuice vs. Candyman - Rap Battle!

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BassedOlaf as Rasputin
Professor Kuro as Jafar

Rasputin:
It's the Mad Monk, searching for a bad bitch.
If the girl hot, keep her locked like Aladdin!
Don't matter who her man is; I steal her from the pile and hit it off!
Fuck a marriage up, leave her diamond in the rough!
No matter how big that staff is, Jafar,
It's no mystery whose snake's packing more charms!
While you went straight to DVD, then straight in lava flow,
I maade the king parrot me like Iago, ho!
His rage all bottled, I go through him quicker
And show him how a Russian downs bootlicker!
All these bones to pick, but no muscle on him!
You can shapeshift, yet still built so scrawny!
And all the strings that you're orchestrating,
Are stuck on that second fiddle you're stuck playing!
Your thirst for power keeps you stuck at number two!
The shackles of the lamp must've rubbed off on you!

Jafar:
When again did you say you'd be leaving?
This filthy farm animal should cease his own bleating.
Some royal counsel you make, going on and on
With nonstop hogwash about your unwashed hog!
But if you like to get around, I have a solution.
Send a Russian to the Earth's ends; it's time for revolution!
To heal the czar's son, what spell did he cast again?
Oh, a disappearing act on his aspirin!
Drank a glass of poison; it still didn't kill him!
Now where was that healing for his four dead children?
I see the royals' deaths as Darwinism, generally.
Confiding in the spells of the peasant who can't spell or read!
I earned the crown through intellectual schemes,
But you were only a sultan sexually!

Rasputin
By the time you hear the bass drop, your soul will be completely under the control of...
Rah, rah, Rasputin! He will nab your queen!
She's waiting inside her chamber like "open sesame"!
Three halls down, the vizier's sent behind bars!
He's jealous no one wants to sneak past his night guards!
You're too insecure; you lack control over Agrabah!
Watch you get trapped in gold while I stack your dough like it's baklava!
I reach the top of the Romanovs through my genius!
To get promoted, you have to find where the genie is!

Jafar:
You show ladies your wares, but they'll find out in a week
That you're just a bazaar for every sexual disease!
I've had enough of this ruffian braindead misogynist!
Now that Russian head can be helmed by someone competent!
Took you an animated film to be a proper threat!
So now behold: Disney's taking over Fox again!
Ring the bell three times for the prophet they pop their pills with,
And for the stench that haunted the gossip of every village!
Guards! Throw him in the ocean so the minute he drops,
We find this time, a hoax can't bring a witch to the top!

Jafar vs. Rasputin - Rap Battle!

🎮🎤 Waluigi Smash Pt. 2 by The Kevin Bennett takes the saga to the next level, delivering another dose of lyrical brilliance and sharp humor as Waluigi continues his quest for recognition. This sequel builds on the first installment’s underdog energy, blending fast-paced wordplay with a powerful beat to capture the character's frustration and determination.

Bennett dives deeper into Waluigi’s persona, lacing the track with clever nods to Nintendo lore, Super Smash Bros., and the fan community’s love for the lanky antihero. With its electrifying energy and tongue-in-cheek storytelling, Waluigi Smash Pt. 2 is a must-listen for anyone who’s ever rooted for gaming’s ultimate outsider. 💜🎤🔥

WALUIGI SMASH PT2 | THE KEVIN BENNETT x MASHED [WALUIGI SUPER SMASH BROS RAP BATTLE]

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The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

The two legendary turret constructers, Torbjörn and The Engineer, face off in this epic Overwatch vs. Team Fortress 2 rap battle!

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LYRICS:
Torbjorn: 
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping's dispersed,
scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defensives, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn, ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store,
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!

Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short,
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, health Dispensers, Sentry Guns,
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify,
I mean the Omnic Crisis was your design!
Torbjörn: 
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort,
to cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more,
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, first hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destructing now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!

Engineer: 
You treat the Omnics like lesser scum,
I thought Southerners were the racist ones,
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more,
I've got a Widowmaker of my own, I'm a sharpshooter,
No Hospitality for this intruder,
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain,
more than your team when you're picked for games!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!

Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!

Torbjörn: 
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote,
then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!

Engineer: 
Your battle raps just prove the fact,
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth,
That every other hero does their job better than you!

Torbjörn vs. The Engineer - Video Game Rap Battle

Five Night's At Freddy's 3 Song By NateWantsToBattle

NateWantsToBattle - Salvage Song FNaf - 3 FULL

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

Cam "VGRB" as Wario
Froz as Shadow
Mixed by Froz
Beat by DANSA BEATS

Shadow:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces

Wario:
Like Jesus, 
maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do 
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man 
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans 
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists

Shadow:
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol

Wario: 
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out 
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content  
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks screw you 
You’re more desolate than Mephiles 
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

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Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

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