I wrote this a few weekends ago just for fun. My nephew did the second verse.

Lyrics:

Got that fuckin triforce on my hand nigga
Gonna eat Zelda's pussy tonight nigga
Smokin on that Kokiri Kush nigga
Sellin weed to the Gorons breakin laws nigga

Drinkin on that potion, gettin hella faded
Ridin on Epona, now I know I made it
On top of Death Mountain, smokin a blunt with Sheik
I'm so high nigga, can't feel my feet

Call from Princess Zelda wanna get lucky
Good luck bitch, all the hoes wanna fuck me
Got that swag on with my wooden fuckin shield
I'm so high on Promethazine I can't even feel it

I'm on Hyrule Field, playin my ocarina
Then Gerudo Valley, gettin cunnilingus
Gettin empty bottles, stackin rupees bitch
Straight hustlin all the way to Ganondorf bitch

I spent a million rupees on a fuckin tunic bitch
I spent another million on some empty bottles bitch
I got some pegasus boots, runnin like a cheetah bitch
I'm such a G I got all twenty hearts bitch

Lightin torches Ridin horses goin back in time
Ganondord don't even have the best fuckin rhymes
Wearin Fierce Deity's mask gettin hella hoes
Just bombin hella rocks you don't even know

In the Temple of Time, gettin the Master Sword
Smokin hella drinkin hella fuckin hella hoes
Mask of Scents smellin hella fuckin pussy
Got that glided sword, I'm on that weed cookie

Zelda Gangsta Rap

I'm a fuckin goron, gonna get my drink on
got more rhymes than little john an I get more pussy than genghis kahn
smokin on the bombest kush I'm smackin on Zelda's tush
drinkin on that purple drank, always smokin on that good ass dank

eatin all the motherfuckin rocks, ganondorf can suck my cock
sellin coke by the block, gettin all the bitches yeah I'm good at sweet talk
growin marijuana in the back, stackin rupees back to back
zelda lickin on my sack before you know it I'm cummin on her back

blunt after blunt, back to back
gonna get ready to smoke some crack
slammin rhymes on this track
bitches always call me back

dank ass weed on the table
gettin signed to a record label
smoke so much smack I'm unstable
burnin white rocks in my nasal

I'm livin on Death Mountain
blowin shit up powder keggin
I'm a motherfuckin expert at rappin
Link and his rhymes are really lackin

stackin all that gold dust
my motherfuckin rhymes make your brain combust
smokin a blunt, puff puff pass
got some quervo in my shot glass


GORON RAP

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Oceano - Dead Planet (Drum Track)

Reuploaded because I forgot to make this downloadable in raw WAV format. 

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Pathology - Tyrannical Decay(Drum Track)

After a long bout of procrastination, I've finally finished it. Some parts are somewhat of a copy of how their current drummer plays this song, other parts are just improv to make it sound juicier. Expect a full cover in the coming months.

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Chelsea Grin - Recreant(Drum Track)

Finally, the day has come for my next bangerino to be released. Once again, my nephew Joseph is featured in this track doing doubled vocals with me.

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Lyrics:

Uh, we back at it again
2016
Still fuckin hoes, still burnin blunts, still goin through time eatin' all the pussy
209
Uh
 
Travelin' through the seas I have no place to go
But all I know is that I'm blazin with a motherfuckin' boat
Outset island, yeah you know what it is
I'm makin hella rupees and the bitches love my jizz

Goin' through Forsaken Fortress stealin some shit
Ganon ain't got shit on me yeah he's a punk ass little bitch
I'm hella fuckin ballin' and I get this shit done 
I got 8 triforce shards and I blasted all these dungeons

Tetra's ass look nice, she a fine ass hoe
The crew know that I fuck her and I'm always gettin low
Rollin' fat fuckin' blunts only oil and hash
In the Tower of The Gods, yeah I'm gettin' in that ass

I'm goin to Dragon Roost Island, yeah I'm gettin' fuckin' lit
All the bird bitches love me and I be suckin' on they tits
Me and Zephos, yeah we go way back
We be ridin on his cloud and smokin good ass crack

I got hella flow and my lyrics are never dated
The shit I'm writin' is why the fire emojii was created
I might as well be from motherfuckin' Fire Mountain
I smoke so much weed, the pounds I never stop countin'

Takin' Hyrule back to fuckin' 1993
Yeah my rhymes are always endless cause I'm such a fuckin' G
Took the Master Sword, yeah I set that shit free
Don't fuck with me or I'll stab you in the fuckin' knee

I got the best sellin' games and I smoke a bunch of trees
Spent my whole life hustlin' strugglin' in the South Seas
Now I got the papers and it's goin' real well
Makin' thousands, now I'm buyin' pounds from the cartels

Got the Wind Waker and I'm makin' fat ass beats
You'll be hearin motherfuckers playin' this shit in the streets
Makin' millions of dollars I got so much fuckin time
Outclassin' P Diddy and 50 Cent with my rhymes

I have more fire than even the freshest prince
Try me in a rap battle and you'll get thoroughly rinsed
I have enough money for all of the bombs
Because unlike Drake I actually write the lyrics to my songs

I play the ocarina with the greatest of ease
My tunes will stick around like a motherfuckin' disease
I don't fuck around and I'll throw you over a table
You chumps are scraping for change while I'm on a record label

Zelda Rap 3

This took a lot of copy pasting.

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Geek Stink Breath (Drum Track)

I used the "Texas Metal" preset kit from Metal Foundry.

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vienna

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